"Eh, (Y/n)-chan are you sure you're alright?" Chopper's concerned eyes glanced at your bruised form. You smile at the little reindeer, patting him on the head before turning toward the green haired swordsman. He stood arguing with Sanji a ways away, something about missing sake.
"Just fine Chopper. Don't worry." You pick up the doctor, cuddling him to your chest.
"Idiot this doesn't make me happy!" The little reindeer wriggles from your grip, cheeks flushed bright pink and eyes sparkling, flailing his arms as Luffy goes past.
"Where did your bandages go!?"
Your captain turns, his strawhat hanging loosely around his neck. His blinks adorably, cocking his head to one side. "I took them off, they were really itchy."
The amount of gauze that appears from the little doctor's pockets shocked even you as the reindeer chased the rubber boy around the deck. "You needed them though!"
"But I don't wanna wear them!"
"Luffy get back here!" With your sight slowly ebbing away, it was becoming more difficult to see their fast moving figures. As of now, when they were standing still you could only see the blurry outlines of their figures. With them dashing around their figures seem to faze together. So much so you couldn't hope to move out of the way as your captain barreled in your direction.
You stumble backward just as two arms encircle your waist, pulling you flush against a muscular chest. The slight vibration of Luffy smacking into the back the person and the gentle grunt that came from your savior are the only indications that you were almost run over.
"Oi, watch where you're going!" Zoro's voice grumbled as he lifted you off your feet. You feel yourself be placed on a banister while a distraught voice called from below.
"(Y/n)-swaaaaan~ Are you alright my beautiful-"
"Quiet shit cook, if needed something she'd tell me."
"Oi mosshead I was talking to (Y/n)-chan!"
A quiet sigh comes from your left. You turn, smiling when you see Nami and Robin standing beside you. "Those idiots." Nami muttered, holding her head in one hand.
"YOHOHOHO I would say this sight warmed my eyes but I have no eyes to see with!" Brooke was bouncing on your right, watching the arguing below.
"(Y/n)-chan, may I see your panities?" The crack of one of Nami's heel coming down onto Brooke's head is the only response given. Well, until the gruff voice of your boyfriend sounds from below.
"Oi, I'm the only one who gets to see her panties." You flail wildly as you flee from the deck, the last thing you hear is Sanji's outraged cries.
Lesson 6: Sometimes the most unexpected comments change the entire mood.