You didn't know what you expected, but this sure wasn't it. A passionate rage worked its way through your veins, bringing a crimson hue to your cheeks as your gaze stays locked on the fuming figure of a certain mossheaded swordsman. He was in the midst of throwing a giant weight across the deck, much to Nami's amusement apparently.
Or maybe the orange-haired navigator was snickering (not as subtly as she thought she was) due to the girlish scream echoing from the place the heavy metal landed. Poor Usopp.
"Well that's just wonderful Zoro, let's just murder all of our friends with your freakishly huge exercise equipment!" Balled fists were resting on your hips as you snap the words out. You have to bite back a laugh when he turns to face you, hand twitching over his blades.
"While we're at it," He took three long strides and stood before you, your face nearly pressed against his chest. "We can poison them with your damn squawking machine!" One beefy finger was jabbed at the bird perched on the railing behind you, who crowed in response.
"DON'T BE MAD AT POLLY JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR TEMPER!" You knew there was reason you liked his piercings greater than the fact they made him look sexy; they were excellent for tugging on when enraged. The rest of the crew seemed to think so as well.
All except for Zoro of course, the damn buzzkill that he was.
"DAMN WOMAN WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?" He looked a lot like a kicked puppy to you; to everyone else he looked like a barely caged animal with rabies.
You huff, pointing accusingly at his chest while crossing your other arm over your chest. "THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING IF YOU WOULD JUST ADMIT I'M RIGHT!" He was swatting your hand away much like a child being scolded by one of his peers, looking very well like he was considering tossing you overboard. If that happened, you thought carefully, he could kiss all of his sake goodbye. You would personally help Sanji pour it into the ocean.
"I'M THE ONLY RIGHT PERSON IN THIS SITUATION!" You grabbed his coat, jerking him forward so that your faces were mere inches apart.
"ZORO I LOVE YOU MORE!"
"(Y/N) I LOVE YOU MORE!"
"I LOVE YOU (Y/n)-CHWAN!"
"OI SHIT COOK BACK OFF THIS IS MY FIGHT WITH MY WOMAN!"
Lesson 9: "I love you more" fights are always adorable. The more passionate the better.