OMG, What Happened?

Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony or the rights to that song.

Previously in the story:

"I am not of this world Twilight."

She looked right at me and replied, "I know."

This shocked me, how could she possibly know that I wasn't from the world of My Little Pony. I know she's a genius and all, but still.

"H-how could you know that I'm not from here? The TV show never explained this," I said.

She honestly looked scared of me, almost like I was her biggest threat. "The prophecy of the Mare and the Moon described that one day, a colt with a memory of the future will come with help of Nightmare Moon to decide the fate of Equestria."

Now this really had me, that wasn't the prophecy of the Mare and the Moon. Somehow my coming to this world had changed everything so that it could make up for my presence. "This is bad; this is really, really bad."

She was looking really nervous after this. She knew the new prophecy better than I did and yet she looked like she wasn't sure of what was going to happen. "What's the matter Tommy?"

"This isn't right, that's not what the prophecy was before. When I came here, everything seemed to change," I felt useless now, I was supposed to know everything and yet now I didn't know what was going to happen next.

We remained silent for a while to figure out what was going on. I was a human originally and I knew everything about this world, but now I was in a completely different version of the world I knew and was now a colt.

Spike walked into the room and saw both of us together and was originally going to get Twilight to get up and go to the celebration but saw me with her. "Oh, Twilight, I didn't expect you to be with a colt all alone."

This made Twilight blush from embarrassment, now that's even odder. As far as I know she's never blushed from being with a guy. Something is majorly wrong here; nothing is how I remember it.

I chose to leave at that moment things were becoming too weird. Then everything decided to turn from bad to worse, a whole shit load worse. I get out of the library only to find the person that started my problem.

"Nightmare Moon, what do you want, you bitch?" I questioned.

This made her smile; she seemed to enjoy my anger. "I just want to see how my little pawn is doing in his new home. Now is the time for us to start our plan for domination of Equestria."

This infuriated me. How did she expect me to betray all these kind people… or should I say ponies? "I refuse to help you! Just send me back home you bitch!"

"Now, now, language my young colt; and you will help me. That's why I brought you here, and don't worry, once I give you my little gift everything will work out," she explained.

"What are you talking about? What gift, you don't have control over anything, you've been stuck inside the moon," I said.

Again, my confusion seemed to make her laugh. "You think that only Celestia gets to control elements. How do you think I was able to help seal Discord?"

"I thought you shared the elements of harmony with Celestia. You know all six: kindness, laughter, loyalty, generosity, honesty, and magic."

"No, no, those were all of my sister's elements. She got to control those while I had one since I was the little sister. She had all of those which represented friendship, something you find within small groups of ponies. I, however, had one which you find every day and everywhere; the element of deception."

"D-deception?"

"Why, yes my little colt. Now you're getting it, the most common element in any world; and now I bestow it onto you,"

Suddenly she pulls out a stone with the picture of skull and crossbones on it. After a little force, she is able to force me to accept the stupid thing. "I'm sorry Ponyville." When I finally take the element it suddenly changes from a stone to a crown of silver bones with gemstone skulls on top. My eyes quickly filled with an inky black shadow.

"Good, the element has taken to you well my little pawn. You are the chosen to help me destroy Equestria and start anew. Now let's pay a little visit to my big sister," commanded Nightmare Moon.

"Yes, my mistress."

We were both surrounded with the starry night sky pattern of my new mistress's mane and were quickly transported to my mistress's old home in Canterlot. We took a trot down the hall to the throne room where we found the princess waiting to go to Ponyville.

"Hello sister, I was expecting you," Celestia said.

"Of course you were, the tale said on what day I would come. That day is today, and I've brought my little pet," Nightmare said while pointing at me. "We have come to do what I failed at doing all those years ago, taking the throne away from you! You will now be kept in the dungeons below the castle of Everfree Forest. The place where you used the elements to seal me inside the moon; the moon was once the item I used to bring harmony to a full day!"

"Yes mistress, we will take over Equestria and bring a new era of royalty."

Celestia looked at me and I thought I saw a hint of a sparkle in her eye. My mistress didn't seem to notice this so I decided to ignore it; it was obviously a trick of the light.

"You will fail my sister; I have found a way to stop your plan. Beware of Ponyville, for it is in that town that you will find your enemies."

"Quiet you!" I yelled. "You do not get to talk to Mistress Luna that way!"

"Oh little boy, I know you're not of this world. You may have had authority over those who were smaller than you, but in this world you cannot tell me what to do."

I suddenly got nervous over what could happen. Even though I had wings and could fly at high speeds with ease, she had wings too along with a super long and sharp horn.

"I am sorry princess."

"You insolent little boy, you do not apologize to the prisoner!" cried Nightmare Moon.

"Sorry mistress."

Nightmare Moon seemed pissed at this point; she just decided to surround our group in her mystic mane and transport us to the dungeons of the palace in the Everfree Forest. "Lock her up," my mistress said. With that I pulled out the chains and made it so that each of Celestia's hooves were chained to the ground.

"You are now destined to die in this hell hole where no one knows where you are," I said.

Nightmare Moon and I then teleported to Ponyville; there we scared the shit out of the ponies in the town hall. Just like in the episode before, Twilight and everyone was surprised to see this happening. The only difference in this picture was me standing next to Nightmare Moon.

My mistress did the cliché laugh that all villains seem to do.

"You embarrass me sometimes mistress," I said.

"Oh shut up and let me give my evil plan."

She explained how she was going to bring eternal night time and as we were about to leave, Twilight chose to confront me.

"Tommy, how could you choose to side with Nightmare Moon?"

I looked at her with the saddest look I could give. "I'm sorry Twilight, I didn't want to but she forced the power of darkness onto me. If you'll excuse me, I have to go help Luna to take over Equestria."

I flew off as fast as I could, and of course controlling the element of deception I chose to drop some fake tears from a bottle in my hoof.

I knew that Twilight would come to get the elements and I immediately told Nightmare Moon that it was going to happen. To stop them she set up traps to try and test the little mares. She made a cliff able to crumble with little weight, an angry mandicore, trees with evilly frightening faces (which I didn't think would be very effective), a crying sea monster to create a river, and a torn up bridge with a mirage to trick whoever comes over.

"These are all genius mi lady. Though if you ask me, you still should have gone with something better than trees," I pointed out.

"Quiet you; now go spread some deception with our prisoner."

"Yes mi lady." I trotted down to the dungeon to find Celestia trying to lift the keys with magic in her horn. "You sneaky little whore, you're trying to take the keys."

I took the key that unlocked her shackles and, while making sure she couldn't see, placed in my mouth and gulped. I walked over to the princess and taunted the stuck princess with the keys that would do nothing. Before I left, I decided I would do something that I probably wouldn't like, I kissed her. I saw her eyes widen at the sensation and I pulled back.

I spat to the ground once I pulled away. "Ugh, I was hoping that since I'm a horse now that it would feel okay. Instead that felt as bad as I thought it would."

I trotted back up to the throne room of this palace to find mi lady watching as Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity left the room.

"Go now my servant, distract Twilight's friends and let me take care of the rest," she ordered.

"Yes, mistress."

I walked out of the room and confronted the group.

"Hello girls." They all turned around and, just like when they first saw me in their outfit, their jaws all dropped.

"Tommy, what in Sam Hell are you doin' here?"

"Don't you remember Applejack; he is the servant of Nightmare Moon."

"Oh, Tommy, I love your hat!" cried Pinkie Pie.

"Why thank you, I quite like how it goes well with my outfit."

"Oh, so right, it's the perfect finish to the ensemble," Rarity agreed.

"Uh, gals, he's the enemy. Just kick him!" cried Rainbow Dash.

She quickly turned back and kicked me with her rear hooves in the face. I wasn't knocked out, or hurt very much for that matter, but my natural instincts of lies told me to play dead.

"That was easy," pointed out Fluttershy.

"Who cares, let's just go in and help Twilight! That bitch this guy works for must be trying to stop her!" called Rainbow Dash as she started flying to find where Twilight went.

They quickly followed and got to the next building. I decided I would quietly follow and see what was going on. So far my plan was working to perfection.

When they ran into the room I stayed behind the wall to listen for my queue to go in. I knew she would say it; I have it planned in my head.

That's when I heard her say it. "So what that you have the six elements of harmony; I have the single element that is just as strong as all of you put together. Tommy, get out from behind that wall!"

"Yes mistress," I said, smiling as I walked into the room.

"What, but I kicked you out cold!" cried Rainbow Dash.

"You think that I'm that weak? Hurtful, but now it's time to fulfill my prophecy."

I walked right beside Twilight and stopped.

"Nice to have you back," she said.

"Great to be back." I then looked at 'my mistress', "How did you like my act Luna? Did I do well?"

"What?" she cried.

"I was never planning on joining you. I only used 'deception' to make you believe that I gave up and went with you," I told her.

Twilight decided she would jump in to explain my plan, "Now, we're joining up and are going to take… you… down… bitch."

"This isn't right, my element isn't supposed to go with friendship," cried Nightmare Moon.

"Wrong!" I cried, "Like you said, deception is everywhere, which includes in friendship. Deception is used within kindness, sometimes you have to lie in order to spare someone's feelings. It's also used in laughter, in pranks you have to be willing to lie on motives or what you're doing."

"Now, with all elements on our side; we banish the evil in your heart!" we all called.

We shot out beams of light, each a different color. Pink for magic, light blue for laughter, red for loyalty, pink for kindness, purple for generosity, orange for honesty, and black for deception.

Once the beams were gone we started celebrating at the joy we were feeling for defeating evil.

"Well done, little ponies," we heard and everyone but me was surprised to see Princess Celestia.

"Princess, how did you escape the dungeon?" Pinkie asked.

"Tommy helped me out, he… um… gave me the key."

Flashback

I put the key in my mouth and gulped, making sure not to swallow the key.

I taunted the princess with the ring of keys that didn't have the key she needed. I knew that Nightmare Moon was watching so I took caution.

I kissed Celestia and made sure to push the key through both of our lips. Plan executed perfectly.

I made sure to act disgusted at this so as to not bring suspicion to the scene, though that wasn't very hard… ew.

End of Flashback

Celestia explained how she knew that this was all going to happen, except for the kiss. I wasn't really paying attention; I've heard this part many times. I chose to walk over to the hurt and shrunken down Princess Luna, knowing that she was no longer evil.

"I'm sorry for lying to you princess; I needed to protect Equestria, not destroy it," I apologized.

"I'm sorry too Tommy, I was wrong to bring you to this world for no reason. If you want, I will send you back."

I just smiled at what she said, she seemed to take this as a yes but I quickly put my hoof up to stop her.

"No, I don't want to go back to a world where I'm just a guy people pick on. I'm staying here for good."

Everyone seems to hear my little conversation and decides to come over. At the end all six of the main girls surround me and just start cheering and put me at the bottom of a dog pile.

"Yes, yes, I'm happy that I'm staying too." I said before laughing my flank off.

Celestia and Luna finally made up differences and decided to share the roles of the time of day. Luna went back to raising the moon at night and peace would rain in Equestria again.

"I think this calls for a party!" yells Pinkie Pie.

Suddenly I look around to find us in the middle of Ponyville with a huge party going on around us.

"Ah, the magic of television," I said.

Twilight looked sad, how could she be sad at a party with two members of royalty and all these sweets?

I went up to her and asked, "Hey, what's the matter little filly?"

"Now that my mission is over, I will have to leave and go back to Canterlot," she said.

I smiled; it's good to know the future before it happened. "No you're not, just beg to the princess."

Like I expected, Princess Celestia soon came over to our little group just to talk to Twilight. Twilight, sadly, went too far with her begging. I knew Celestia would let her stay, but Twilight didn't need to gravel and kiss at her hooves.

"Twilight, too far," Celestia said.

"Sorry princess."

Just as I predicted, Celestia agreed to Twilight staying with her, as long as she wrote a letter every week on what she learned about friendship. That's when a light bulb appeared above Luna's head.

"That gives me an idea," she said. "I think that, as my protégé-"

"But I'm not," I interrupted.

Luna wasn't listening to me, "I say that you should also write letters to me. Letters that depict how lying helps with friendship."

"Do I have to?"

"Yes, I expect them to be on time."

"Dammit!" I yelled. "Oh well, at least everything ended well. On with the screen fade."

The scene started turning black with a dot of the middle when Pinkie Pie decides to show up and widen it back out.

"Oh, I've never been this happy. Except for the time I got my cutie mark, and when I threw that party, and when I asked all those questions!"

The scene began to darken again when a red hoof stuck itself through.

"'Wait, wait, wait," I said, "I never got to say my catch phrase. Hit it guys!" Two colts (one looking crazy with an afro and the weirdest mixture of clothes ever and the other that actually looked decent) walked on stage and brought out their mikes. "Everybody, meet LMFFO."

I myself decided to dance in the sexiest way possible to the group singing.

"When I'm at the mall, purity just can't fight them off,

"When I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo tryna to tan my cheeks.

"This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go,

"We headed to the bar, don't be nervous.

"No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service.

"Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, girl look at that body,

"I-I-I work out!

"Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, girl look at that body,

"I-I-I work out!

"When I walk in the spot, this is what I see:

"Everybody stops and they starin' at me.

"I gotta passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it.

"I'm sexy and I know it!"

I turned around to see all the girls with wide, gaping mouths and suddenly Rainbow Dash rand up to me.

"You're coming with me," she said.

"Will do. Hey, thanks guys." With that, I saved the pony world, had an element of lying, a date with Rainbow Dash and a performance with LMFFO. "Best… day… ever."

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