House 7, he said he lived in house 7. He had to do something about him quickly before something bad happens to him, like being squished or even eaten! Elec Man made sure to take care not to squish him under his grip, however that may be hard to do in his haste.

"Ow..."

Elec Man had stopped to look at Jeff. The banana inside had ebbed out a bit but Elec Man kept his cool.

"Sorry," he said simply before he loosened his grip and continued his running.

It didn't take long to reach house 7 for Elec Man at least. He was the fastest robot ever created! ... That it, until Quick Man was made. Anyway, he stood in front of the home with Jeff in hand. At least if he returned home vcnhthen he would be saved from getting eaten... hopefully.

"Where's your key at?" Elec Man asked.

"Inside my pants pocket," Jeff said.

Elec Man had searched the bag hanging from his shoulder for the khaki pants. When he finally reached his pants he pulled it and lifted it high.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

He had turned around, behind him was Phosphora who stood with her arms crossed. At first he wondered as to why she was looking at him in such an odd way. He would like to fight her, seeing as they both use electric based attacks, but now was not the time for that. He had Jeff to worry about.

"Well, would have never guessed you would be into that," Phosphora said. That? What does she mean? "But of course that's none of my business. I honestly thought he was in love with Lyn too."

He was still confused at what she meant by that. Whatever, forget it. He should ask her to help him.

"Listen, something bad has happened," Elec Man said.

"I could see that," Phosphora said. "What do you want me to do about it? I'd rather be relaxing at this moment."

"Jeff..." Elec Man had pointed the banana in his hand at Phosphora. "I don't know what happened and -"

"Ew gross! Don't point a banana at me!" Phosphora yelled. "I get that you have some strange love for Jeff but don't go involving me in it!"

"L-love...?" Elec Man asked. He shook the banana in Phosphora's face. "What are you talking about? This is Jeff."

Phosphora backed up and shot electricity at Elec Man who absorbed it.

"That's disgusting! You need help!" Phosphora yelled.

Elec Man took a step forward which made Phosphora step back.

"I need help!" A faint voice cried.

Phosphora stopped. She recognized the voice before but the only person she saw was Elec Man who still had the banana up in the air. She looked around, nobody. It's impossible for any mere human to sneak past her defense... Now that she thought about it, what was he going to say about that banana. Maybe she should have not jumped to conclusions...

Why does that banana have glasses?

"... Jeff?" she asked, pointing to the banana. "Is that...?"

"I somehow became a banana," Jeff said.

"... Pffft HAHAHAHA Oh Gods, that's too funny! What did the banana wizard or something make you a banana!? Where are your legs at then!? Would you taste good in a fruit salad!?" Phosphora had held onto her stomach as she laughed. Her breaths came out rapidly as she tried to stop laughing. She couldn't.

Jeff sighed.

"I'm sure you know somebody who can change me back," Jeff said. "A God or Goddess of your game."

Phosphora tried to stop laughing but the laughter was still pouring out.

"Yeah I know somebody," she said through her laughter. "She has experience with it too except with - Pffft- eggplants. I don't like her though so don't expect me to ask for you!"

"Who is it?" Elec Man asked.


A cry was heard. In House 3 a young Shih Tzu had been scrambling like crazy all over the house. The other members had watched as she cried over some missing document for about two hours now. The house had already been torn up from the couches to the drawers and even the garbage. Whatever it was must have been important.

Finally, somebody decided to speak.

"What are you looking for, if you don't mind me asking," Ghirahim asked.

She stopped digging through the closet to look at him. She had tears running down her eyes.

"I-I lost my planning binder!" she cried. "It had all the work projects we were planned to do in Golden Town! Without it, I have no idea how much money is being put into projects or what to do in town for the next few months or even what projects are currently being done! This is bad!"

Oh that was all? Ghirahim thought.

"Well are you sure you didn't possibly leave it somewhere else?" he asked. "Maybe at the party or -"

"The party!" Isabelle repeated. "Oh no! I forgot that I was supposed to meet with Jeff today! He was going to show me around! Oh no, it's only been two days since I've been here and I already messed up!"

She began to cry on the floor. Today was just not going her way, she knew she had to find her planning binder soon before the Mayor finds out. If he realizes that she had lost all track of his town's progress then she'll most definitely get fired! She didn't want that... Maybe she could just ask for help.

"Please... help me," Isabelle said. "Could you please help me Ghirahim?"

He looked up.

"I could try but I have no idea where to look or even what it looks like," he said. "Maybe ask your friend Jeff."

Should she...?


"Help you?" the Goddess had asked. "Of course I can, I am a Goddess after all."

Palutena, the Goddess of Light as well as a newcomer to Smash. An fighter who uses various skills and strange 'powers' to fight. Also, the one Phosphora had recommended to both Jeff and Elec Man. The Goddess had moved her hair back as she looked down upon the two boys... er a robotic boy and a banana. She knew who they were, after all she is a Goddess with an all seeing eye and all knowing mind. Two Assist Trophies from different universes, two people who were supposed to help her in battle.

"You will?" Elec Man said, a calm composure kept.

"Of course. But I won't do it for free," she said. He figured as much.

"What would you like done then?" Elec Man asked.

Palutena had tapped her chin as she begun thinking. What would she like? A slave for a week? No, that was more Pit's thing. Money? What was the point of that? Maybe a mission...? Yes, a mission! Something that Pit had been too busy to do... Something that she was too lazy to do herself... That's it!

"Well if you truly want Jeff to return back to normal I have a dire mission in need of completion," Palutena said hauntingly. "Oh that rhymes! But anyway, here's what needs to be done. On the outskirts of Smashville there is a forest known as the Forest of Deceit. There lies a temple with a mystical weapon known as the Scepter of Hades. It is embedded with ancient dark powers that must be hidden!"

"And let me get this straight. This is at a forest that, despite not being part of the Kid Icarus universe, just so happens to be near Smashville?" Elec Man said.

"Yup!" Palutena said. "Before you go though you'll need more party members."

"Members?" Elec Man asked.

"Yes. You see, this forest is very dangerous. Who knows what may happen to you! If you get yourself killed or something at least somebody can drag your dead body along!"

There was silence from Elec Man.

"I'm only kidding of course!" Palutena said. "However, it might be hard for you to find help. All Fighters are currently in intense training mode and right now is my ten minute break. After that I have to go back. I bet you can get some Assist Trophies to help."

With her divine power she conjured up a golden necklace and had bestowed it to Elec Man.

"With this necklace you'll be able to truly see what the forest looks like. Good luck!" Palutena said.

She had not waited a second more. The girl who hid behind a wall had heard the entire conversation. The Scepter of Hades, she thought. How fascinating! She should have all that magic to herself, who knows what she could do with it. She left. She had to get there before those two losers do!


Elec Man had wondered about what to do. He couldn't possibly wait for tomorrow to help Jeff in his banana problem! Mega Man, the only person he knew besides his roommates, was busy doing who knows what in training. Jeff's friend Ness can't help either since he is also a fighter having to train.

Jeff had mentioned Lyn but said that Lyn is busy training with a newcomer named Takamaru. Phosphora more than likely wouldn't help and Jeff wasn't too sure about Riki. What did he do anyway? It felt like they were out of options until Elec Man had remembered a certain someone from his house.

"There's somebody at House 5 that can help," Elec Man said. "His name is the Sable Prince or Prince of Sable. I think he can help us, not too sure on Starfy though and I don't know how to approach Samurai Goroh."

"Prince of Sable," Jeff said. "Well that will then make three of us... or rather two since I'm currently useless."

With that Elec Man had decided to head over to House 5, the place he lived at which wasn't too far away from their location. That's when both Elec Man and Jeff heard yelling. At first they couldn't tell what it was but as the yelling became louder Jeff was able to recognize the voice.

"Jeff! Jeff!" her voice rang. "I'm sorry! Are you still here?"

"I'm o-" Wait. He's a banana now. How is he supposed to explain the fact he's a banana? Won't she be... scared of him? Oh yeah, fear the banana. FEAR IT.

"Um excuse me."

Isabelle had popped out of nowhere in front of Elec Man.

"Um..."

"AHHHHHHH!" Jeff screamed. He moved with whatever banana power he had, back.

"Ah! Oh um, have you seen a person named Jeff? He has blonde hair and freckles... yup definitely freckles... and he wears glasses!" Isabelle said.

Elec Man looked down to his banana. Should he...? Jeff seemed scared of her for whatever reason.

"Oh I -"

"I'm right here Isabelle," Jeff said.

Isabelle looked around in confusion, she saw nobody there as expected. She could have sworn she heard Jeff's voice, maybe she was going crazy.

"Uh..." Isabelle trembled.

Jeff sighed.

"I'm a banana," he said.

This caused Isabelle to perk up. She looked down to Elec Man's banana and couldn't help but notice glasses and, upon closer inspection, freckles. She made an inaudible gasp as she covered her mouth with her hands. She touched the banana ever so gently and it moved only slightly. Blushes were on the banana.

"Jeff...?" she said.

"Here," Jeff said. "I... should explain the entire story."


He had told her the entire story of how he became a banana. It wasn't long obviously as it only took about the last paragraph of chapter three to explain. He expected her to think strangely after that but apparently that wasn't the case. She had accepted it almost immediately and through a flow of events even went so far as to offer to help them change him back.

With Isabelle in toll they had obtained a healer character. The last one they would need to complete the party was the Sable Prince, with him there would be four of them. Oh this is just like EarthBound!

When they arrived inside Elec Man's home, House 5, they couldn't help but notice a large man yelling at the television. Jeff knew who he was, it was Samurai Goroh. He must be watching another race. Along with Samurai Goroh was Starfy who was coloring in a coloring book. Samurai Goroh didn't look away from the screen but Starfy did.

"Hi!" Starfy said.

What an adorable creature, Jeff thought.

"Have you seen the Sable Prince?" Elec Man asked.

"Boku?"

The Sable Prince had appeared from out of the kitchen with a plate of tiramisu in his hands. He looked to Elec Man and Isabelle who stood near the door.

"Sable Prince, I would like to ask your help," Elec Man said. "We need your help in saving my friend Jeff. If you would be so kind, you really are a strong prince."

Jeff looked up to Elec Man and noticed how sincere his face was. He wasn't sure what the compliment was for but whatever. The Prince had blushed and nodded.

"Wakarimasu," he said with a smile.

"Oh oh can I go to?" Starfy asked. "I can help too!"

"Sure," Elec Man said. "So we have everybody now."

"Wait, what did the Sable Prince say?" Isabelle asked.

"He says he understands. He's going with us," Elec Man said.

"Won't it be a problem if he speaks another language?"

"No, this is Fan Fiction. He can switch languages whenever, just like Marth."


AN: Done! Finally I'm done ;-; Now we got our crew, time to start our adventure! Oh will they be able to save Jeff?

This was so rushed o3o

Next time on Smash Residential, Jeff and his team must explore a dangerous forest in order to find the Scepter of Hades! However, they're not the only ones who are racing to get there!

Next time on Yume Sekaii's updates, Litte Mac falls in love with the beautiful but odd Robin. Ness still has trouble with the story and still needs to explain Samus! Marth isn't so sure who he really is and Ganondorf must save a young boy from a burning house! Don't miss it!