Chapter 6:
The Great and powerful Trixie
Disclaimer: I don't own My Little Pony or any songs that I use. In this chapter I don't even own the abridged song. The abridged song is owned by the Hub and was used in one of their commercials.
Note: I'm going to create a new MLP Fanfic. When I post it I just ask that those who read this will read that and comment on it. And again, sorry this took a while; I was sick for some time and our football team lost their first game in about six years. I just wasn't able to find time to type.
"C'mon Twilight," Spike and I said, "You can do it. Don't mess up." With a flash from her horn and below Spike's and my nose, we soon had mustaches that matched our personalities.
Spike cheered out with joy. "Great job Twilight, you did great. That's spell number twenty-five that you mastered."
I chuckled at the excitement we had all gained. "This is amazing, but could you return my face to normal?"
Spike walked over to the nearest mirror and started to adore himself. "Nah, I like the way I look. I can use this to my advantage. 'Hello Rarity, what's that, this? Oh it's just my awesome mustache.'"
"Sorry, Romeo," both me and Twilight said. We realized we had the same thing on our minds and she blushed. It's so weird how she blushes around me. She never had a crush on a guy in the show.
That conversation ended with Twilight removing the mustache and me leaving. I flew off reminiscing over old memories on Earth. I remembered my old friends and my family. Sure I didn't consider many people my friends but a lot of people liked me. My brothers were little brats, but they were family. I wonder if I'll ever see them again.
My thoughts were interrupted when an intercom went off in town square. There stood a cart with huge curtains on each side.
The intercom blared out, "Welcome ladies and gentlecolts, losers of all ages. Come and witness the magical feats of the great and powerful." A small explosion appeared and when the smoke cleared, there stood a light blue pony with a purple cloak and wizard hat that were covered with silver stars. "Behold, I am Trixie!"
Everyone was in awe, I have to say that it even impressed me that she both teleported and created an explosion with magic at the same time. I could not hear the next part but saw her stand on her hind legs so I knew that she was talking. I tried gliding closer to the stage when my luck turned sour. Suddenly the fireworks around her ignited and were flying right towards me. I made a quick turn and the firework went off below me.
I, however, was not able to escape the explosion and was flung further and further up. I kept flying up until I was just floating. It's a good thing this is a cartoon world, otherwise I would be a lot more pissed off than I am right now. Next time I see Trixie I am going to have to… shit, what the fuck can I do to a girl that a guy actually can do? As I was thinking this I slowly started drifting back into the atmosphere. Maybe I could… ouch, hot, hot, hot!
I was falling too fast; there was no way to keep myself from most likely killing myself. There was the stage, 1,000 feet away, 100, 10. I'm fu… I never did get to finish my train of thought; that's when I hit the stage. I heard a sickening crunch and my vision went slowly from a blood red to pure darkness. Slowly, all feeling started leaving my body. I'm dead; this is the end of me. At least I had a good run; I lived in two different worlds, I made quite a few friends in both, I helped Derpy with her financial problems, and I saved and entire nation.
I felt my heart stop and it felt like I was leaving my body. So long Equestria, I hardly knew you. I mean, I got to know you really well through the show, but I never got to know the real you. Suddenly a sharp pain hit me and my heart started back up. I took one long breath, filling my lungs with the oxygen that they could not get for the minute that I was dead. My bones slowly mended themselves so that I wasn't bleeding anymore. It was a fucking miracle.
Slowly my body started to rise off the ground and I opened my eyes, there I was surrounded by a blue glow and on top of Trixie's stage in front of all of the citizens of Ponyville. The glow left me and I lowered myself down.
"There, you've witnessed it yourself! I, the Great and Powerful Trixie, have brought this colt back to life!" cried Trixie the unicorn.
I spoke up, "Technically I wasn't dead for that long. You could say that you just healed my intense wounds."
"Silence," she cried, "you know the truth! I have brought back from the cold hooves of death pony and healed all fatal wounds that you have received from your fall!"
Yeah, wounds caused from your fucking fireworks.
"I don't feel good; I feel dizzy, weak, and nauseous. Can someone help me to the hospital?" I asked. Immediately Rainbow Dash flew up to the stage and grabbed hold of my front legs. She gave Trixie an evil stare and brought me up to the nearest cloud. "What are you doing? This isn't the hospital."
She smiled down at me, "Stay right here; I want you to see me wipe the floor with this boasting bitch."
She flew back down to the stage and challenged Trixie to some kind of challenge. "Wait, no! TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL! Great, and I'm dating HER, just great."
With amazing speed Dash flew up, up, up into the sky, shattering tons of clouds. To finish off her show of speed she quickly changed direction and flew right for the town windmill. This she used to change her direction once again to land on the stage, the water she collected from the clouds creating a dazzling rainbow above her head. "They don't call me Rainbow and Dash for nothing."
I have to admit, that was impressive.
"Meer child's play for the Great Trixie!" with a glow of her horn, the rainbow quickly spun around dash, causing her to spin out of control. In the distance I could vaguely see her ending up inside the hospital when she stopped. Oh come on! I was dead for a minute and she's the one that ends up inside the hospital!
Next up was AJ who's lasso skills were even able to allow her to lift off the ground. Sadly, Trixie's work with the rope left AJ bound and gagged with an apple. "Next!" she yelled.
Rarity stomped up on stage next. "How dare you? A unicorn must use her magic majestically! She must use perfect poise and style. A unicorn must be fabulous." With a glow of her horn, Rarity commanded the purple curtains into a fabulous dress made of light blue fabric and what looked like a golden saddle.
"That's amazing!" yelled Spike. "There's no way Trixie can beat Rarity," as he said this Trixie's horn started to glow, "she's talented, strong, beautiful, and she's…" with a flash of light every-pony looked up at the stage in shock. I have to say that even I was shocked at what had just happened.
"What did she do?! She did something to my hair, I can just tell. What did she do?! WHAT DID SHE DO?!" yelled Rarity.
"Nothing."
"It's fine."
"It's gorgeous."
"You look great Rarity," I called from above, obviously lying.
"It's green," said Spike. Everyone glared at him. "What?"
C'mon Spike, you never tell a girl that she looks terrible.
Rarity started galloping off to her boutique tears falling to the ground with every trot. Her hair looked like rats had been living in it. It was seaweed green with tangles found in every single spot. Here and there you could see twigs and what looked like wicker strands sticking out. "Not green hair, anything but Green hair! It's such an ugly color!"
Every-pony started looking at Twilight, hoping she would take her turn. "C'mon Twilight, show her that you're the better pony."
"What are you talking about Spike?" Twilight replied, not convincing anyone. "I'm not that great."
"Yes you are, you're way better than her!"
"No I'm not, I'm not better than anyone."
Trixie seemed to overhear the entire conversation and came trotting in their direction. "So, you think that you are better than the Great and Powerful Trixie? Do you really believe that you of all ponies has more magical talent than moa?"
"Who, me? No, I'm just the average citizen of Ponyville. There's nothing special about me, nope. I think I hear my laundry calling, so long got to go."
Trixie smirked, "Do you see? I, the great and powerful Trixie, have proven once again that I am the most powerful unicorn in all of Equestria. Was there ever any doubt."
Slowly every-pony began to leave the town for their own reasons. "Uh, hello, can anyone hear me? I'd really like to be brought to the hospital now. Any-pony, anything, every-pony, everything… please help!"
My plea was left ignored. I watched as every-pony trotted away. Later, Snips and Snails (the lamest of all the foals in town) were catering to Trixie, buying her drinks and other snacks. In return she told them some of her 'stories' about defeating the Ursa Major and other terrible enemies. Oh give me a break.
Those two treated her like a queen, every command she gave they would follow. It sickened me. Spike tried to talk some sense into them, but only to fail. Oh no, I know where this is heading, I need to hurry up and get to the hospital so that I can stop them!
Just as this thought came to mind, one of my favorite pegasus just so happened to fly by. "Oh Derpy, could you help me out here? I've been feeling a little weak for a little while and need help to the hospital, could you fly me there?"
Derpy looked over to me and seemed to feel sorry for me. "Sure thing, Tommy, of course I will. Just lift you front legs and I'll grab on."
I did as she said and we took off. "Thanks."
"No problem, there's nothing that can go wrong."
I slowly felt my body sliding down her arms. "Oh, you shouldn't have said that. Nothing good ever comes from ponies saying that." I slid down further and further until I was right on the edge of her hooves. "Ah, damn it." With one last slide I started falling down to the stage. "Oh no, not that again, please don't let that happen again." But no help came to poor me.
For the second time that day I fell through the floor of Trixie's stage. Luckily for me, since I hadn't fallen from as high, I didn't break a single bone or cut the skin; I was even able to crawl out of the hole this time. Derpy flew down so that she was just a little above the hole I was crawling out of. "Sorry Tommy, I.."
"DON'T say it Derpy, don't say it. Please just take me to the hospital."
"Okay."
Once again she grabbed hold of me and started her way to the hospital. Once we made it there she helped lead me inside. "Sorry about snapping at you back there. A lot of bad things have happened to me lately."
"It's okay Tommy, I forgive you."
"Thanks Derpy, you're like my best friend."
"And you're mine, Tommy." She leaned up to my face, her lips puckered.
"Um… Derpy, what are you doing?"
Her lips formed then into a smile. "It's called a kiss, Tommy. I know that you know what it is; I've seen you kissing Rainbow Dash a ton of times. Now it's time that you try it with me."
I lifted up my hoof and stopped her. "I'm sorry Derpy, but I'm dating Rainbow Dash. I really like you, but… ah! I don't know what to do! I need help!"
She seemed to understand and stopped what she was doing. "I get it. You need to think about it. If you change your mind, stop by my house." She then started trotting to the door but stopped when she reached it and turned her head. "Just remember," she said while shaking her flank, "if you stay with Rainbow Dash, you're missing out on this."
Finally she left, leaving me with a nose bleed and in need of an x-ray from before. Well that didn't make my decision any easier. I made my way to the counter. "Can I request an x-ray from Dr. Asap as soon as possible?"
Nurse Redheart at the counter typed something into her computer and smiled back. "You're in luck," she said, "Dr. Asap is free at the moment. You can see her right away. I'll call for her and she'll meet up with you down the hall, third door on the right."
I did as I was told and found the room. There I waited for about twenty minutes when the door opened again to reveal a unicorn that was a slightly lighter pink color than Pinkie Pie with sapphire eyes and a purple mane.
"Oh, hello Dr. Asap," I said. The only reason I trusted her as my doctor was because she was the only one that could give x-rays and she was the first doctor I met after coming to this world. I trusted her and I knew she wouldn't make fun of me for being human in my past world.
"Good evening Tommy," she replied in her soothing voice. Wait, evening? Oh no! I opened the door and looked out the window across the hall to see that it was indeed dark out, showing that it was night time. I've got to hurry up with this!
I told the doctor all about what happened and how I was dead for about a minute. Immediately she agreed to give me the treatment to show that my bones were extremely weak in some areas and that it was a miracle I didn't break anything in my fall that Derpy caused.
"Here," she said, handing me an orange bottle, "take two before bed each night for the next week. If you lose some and need to refill it, check on me."
"Yes ma'am. I'll make sure to do that." I paid the good doctor her wage and walked right out the hospital. Sadly, once I did I wished I hadn't.
There, in the town, was a giant, blue, nearly transparent bear that was covered in stars destroying the town. Every-pony was running around in fear. Where's Twilight, she's the only one who can defeat this thing. I'll just have to distract it until she gets here.
I quickly went to work on the beast. The first thing I did was kick it in the eye, though that did little damage and it gave me an uppercut, sending me flying. I felt a sharp pain in my shoulder and remembered that my bones were really weak. I decided I would take a couple of pills now to be safe. I unfortunately, I found out why I was suppose to take them before bed. My body went numb and I fell down, tangling myself in the hair on the Ursa's face.
Finally Twilight showed up. She started playing a sweet tune of music with her magic and calmed the Ursa down. Next she was able to make a giant bottle of milk. With the music and the milk, she slowly lulled the bear to sleep. A purple glow surrounded me and the bear and we were levitated back to the cave it came from. Good news: the Ursa Minor wasn't destroying town anymore. Bad news: I was still stuck to the Ursa Minor.
A few minutes after the Ursa and I landed, then came the Ursa Major. Think of it like this, it was about 20 times the size of the Minor with razor sharp claws and teeth, its fur: a light shade of purple. It picked both me and the baby up and lulled the baby to sleep. It however didn't.
"Well," I whispered to myself, "I'm going to be here until the momma falls asleep. I might as well think of who to pick as a girlfriend, Derpy or Rainbow Dash."
Afterward
"Thank goodness that's over. Well, all except my decision. Anyway, here to sing the next abridged song, here's Katy Pony!"
A pegasus with a tan body and blue mane walked on the stage, her eyes a light green.
"Ugh, let's get on with this please," I said. "I really need to think my love life through... wait, where's Snoop Dragon?"
"He was feeling down, so he couldn't make it. Don't worry, I'll just skip his part."
"Fine."
Equestria Girls
By: Katy Pony (actually by the Hub)
"There, is a place, where the grass is what's for dinner.
Charmed, fun and wild, there must be something in the water.
Sipping rainbow juice, talking Elements of Harmony.
Our bronies, hang out too, cause they know we're awesome fillies.
You can travel the world!
But no one can groove
Like the girls with the hooves.
Once you party with ponies, you'll be seeing rainbooms.
Ooh, ooh oo-oo-oo-ooh!
Equestria girls, we're kinda magical.
Boots on hooves, bikinis on top.
Furry coats, so cute we'll blow your minds!
Aoaoah, oh, aoaoaoh!
Equestria girls, we're pony-fabulous.
Fast, fine, fierce, we trot 'til we drop.
Cutie Marks represent
Now put your hooves up!
Aoaoah, oh, aoaoaoh!
Trot, on the beach.
Getting sand, in our wings.
We freak, in the town,
Sapphire Shores on stage sings.
You can travel the world!
But no one can groove
Like the girls with the hooves.
Once you party with ponies, you'll be seeing rainbooms.
Ooh, ooh oo-oo-oo-ooh!
Equestria girls, we're kinda magical.
Boots on hooves, bikinis on top.
Furry coats, so cute we'll blow your minds!
Aoaoah, oh, aoaoaoh!
Equestria girls, we're pony-fabulous.
Fast, fine, fierce, we trot 'til we drop.
Cutie Marks represent
Now put your hooves up!
Aoaoah, oh, aoaoaoh!
Equestria girls, we're kinda magical.
Boots on hooves, bikinis on top.
Furry coats, so cute we'll blow your minds!
Aoaoah, oh, aoaoaoh!
Equestria girls, we're pony-fabulous.
Fast, fine, fierce, we trot 'til we drop.
Cutie Marks represent
Now put your hooves up!
Aoaoah, oh, aoaoaoh!
California!
California girls!
California girls!"
"Very nice Katy, I enjoyed that. Sadly it doesn't help with my problems."
"I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.
I saw that she had a safe trip back and put on my thinking cap. "Maybe my fan base can help me."
Note: and help I hope you will. I will be posting a poll asking who I should go with. If you have other ideas, pm me.