"Luffy-sempai!" was the scream that greeted them after they knocked on a certain fanboy´s door. The green haired vampire then launched towards his beloved idol, but stopped somehow in middle air and fall to the floor.
"That´s what you mean when you said weird?" asked Shanks.
"Yes, that" answered Luffy sincerely.
"Wolfy-chan, what´s going on there?" asked an angry voice and the shield stopped mocking fainting and raised to his feet.
"Caven-chan, it´s nothing. Go back inside" said the fanged male.
"Don´t tell me it´s nothing!" screamed the person inside, showing himself to the others. The vampire before them was blond, curly and beautiful, much like Hancock. His eyes were red and he was showing a pretty angry face. "Who are them?"
"Well…" started Bartolomeo.
"I´m waiting…" stated Cavendish.
"It´s my creator, Luffy sempai and one of his friends, I think"
"He is my godfather and creator, Shanks" introduced him Luffy.
"Oh, from your old coven you told me about. Then I know what to do" said the pretty guy, getting into attack stance.
"No, please, Cavendish! There is not need to go all Hakuba on him!" said the fanboy, putting himself between his creator and mate.
"Get out of the way, Barto!"
"Not until you calm down!" a fight between the lovers started. The other vampires only looked at one another, Shanks sweating and Luffy smiling.
-Minutes of fighting later-
"So, sempai, why are you here?" asked Bartolomeo with a blush in his face. Sitting near him was a still pissed off blond.
"Bartolomeo Cannibal, I´m warming you, stop that attitude right now or deal with Hakuba yourself" said his mate.
"Please, princess, relax. The only one I look like that is you"
"Then why are you squealing about him, Wolfy-chan?" asked Cavendish, faking being hurt.
"I´m just a big fan of him" said the green haired male and the lovebirds started being all kissy kissy in front of their visit.
"Where do you said you found these guy?" asked Shanks, covering his eyes with his right hand and the other´s with the left. He didn´t remember being like that with Mihawk, never. It was so sweet, one could catch diabetes only watching them. That scene could make a cat puke.
"He was some kind of leader for a local gang and saw me and the guys fight… then followed us everywhere, even the house. Used to turn Hancock crazy"
"Then why did you turned him?"
"Because he was dying after being shot by the cops and I didn´t wanted him to die. Barto could be very funny when he wants"
"Yeah, funny…"
"Sempai, were you saying something?" asked the shield, leaving his mate more calmed. The prince like vampire now has a superiority smirk on his face and a mirror in his hands, but wasn´t looking at himself for the moment.
"Just… have I seen Cabbage somewhere?" asked Luffy, forgetting what was he saying before. Shanks looked at the blond and recognized him from somewhere.
"Yes, I have seen you too… but you are obviously a newborn, how could I know you?"
"You… imbeciles…" began Cavendish, getting easily pissed at the people forgetting him or his beauty.
"Caven-chan used to be an actor. He worked in mayor Hollywood productions" informed the Cannibal, saving the day.
"But I never go to the cinema" said both of the older vampires.
"You two fools"
"How do you two met?" asked Shanks, a bit confused. A Hollywood actor and a low class gangster didn´t seem to be the kind of persons that met each other everyday.
"Oh, well" blushed Cavendish.
"I was not long ago…" begin the green haired male.
"Don't tell them!" yelled the blond.
"Everybody in the whole country knows, they only have to ask someone about you and they will tell them what happened"
"What happened?" asked Luffy innocently.
"Well…"
-A year ago-
"Put those boxes in that place and you, the ugly one, those are in the living room" instructed a blue eyed male with prince like features.
"Do it yourself" said the men from the moving company, leaving him with all his belongings outside his new tiny house. They got fed off the superiority attitude the ex movie star was showing towards them.
"Don´t you dare to leave me here, you horrible trolls!" yelled the blond, but they did and he signed. "Why is these happening to me?" asked the beautiful man, sitting on the dirty ground outside his home.
"Look at him" whispered someone, a girl about eighteen with long blond hair and a slim body. Perfect for him, just like all the other ones. He have slept with the most beautiful women in the world, they were always fainting for him. Models, actress, normal girls… the list of his one night stands were endless.
"Oh, yes, he is the famous actor, no?" said another girl that was with her, a friend. Not as beautiful as the other one, but still pretty, maybe more of the delicate ones.
"And a complete jerk, haven´t you read the magazine?" said the first one.
"Oh, yeah. Didn´t he said that he was the most beautiful thing in the world and that everybody should bow to his feet or something like that?"
"Yes, and after that he became unpopular and the productors didn´t want to work with him anymore. What a loser, no?"
"Jaja, yeah" they said and laughing they both walked away, while Cavendish only blushed in shame and anger. He opened the old door and disappeared inside, not even bothering to get his things in with him.
"Here I am again… in the bottom of the social pit" said him, looking at the old wooden walls of his parent´s house, his heritage. There were still the old photos of the couple, some of them with him in his childhood. And he remembered their voices.
"Stop being like that, Cavendish, and don´t act like a fool. You are never going to achieve anything more than working in the cafeteria with me and your mother" used to said his father when he was practicing for the future.
"I hate you, I bet you wished for something like these to happen" said him with venom.
"Listen to your father, Cavendish, and help me with the clients. You are not leaving these little town" he remembered his mother saying, while handing him a booklet for the orders.
"Don´t talk to me!" he screamed to his ghost parents. "Oh, shit I left all of my things outside" he said, exiting quickly and trying to take them inside without ruining his nails. While he was doing that some man spit in his things. "HEY!"
"What?" asked the rude green haired male, rudely poking his nose with a finger. The day wasn´t sunny, so Bartolomeo decided to take a walk around the new town. The shield was very bored without his sempai and all his other idols… Damn Boa Hancock! She wasn´t even that strong! The only thing she could do was turn people to stone! And her sisters! They were giant ass reptilians!
"You spit in my things, idiot!"
"And you are asking me to…"
"Clean it, animal!"
"And you think I have to obey you because you are beautiful?" asked Bartolomeo, remembering his sempai´s mate and how she ordered everybody around.
"Yes, so good you understand that"
"Oh, great another Hancock" he mumbled and turned to walk away. He wasn´t in the mood for drinking a stupid, being satisfied with his meal last night, then the sky began to clear and he realized he have to hide. "Let me in and I will help you with your shit" he said.
"It´s not shit and why not" said the blond, moving. He quickly take all the boxes he can and ran inside, then returned when a cloud was over the sun.
"You finished quickly, now you can get out of my house" said the blond, but then looked at his companion and smirked. "Don´t tell me you are afraid of the sun"
"Is like an allergy"
"Too bad for you, out"
"No"
"Out!"
"No!"
"This is my house, so you better leave!" said the angry blond.
"I don´t want to! And it´s not for your charming abilities as a host! the sun is out there!"
"You damn moron, I´m a great host!"
"Then why didn´t you introduced yourself first?!"
"Cavendish, Hollywood movie star! A pleasure to meet you! Now out of my property!"
"Bartolomeo, the pleasure is mine! And if you want me out you are going to have to do it yourself!" yelled the green haired male. Grrrrrrrrr, these guy was so much like Boa Hancock. He wanted to fight just seeing him. And they did just that, every day during a few months.
"You don´t have any right to do that!" screamed Cavendish, pissed off in the middle of their daily meeting. Bartolomeo was like that too and continue fighting without thinking what was being sputtered from his mouth.
"It´s your fault, princess!"
"For the last time, parrot brain, it´s prince!"
"You, stupid little egocentric freak! I want… want to… Do you want to go out with me?" asked the green haired vampire before realizing what he have just said, covering his mouth when he did.
"Yes!" answered the blond and imitated the other a few seconds later. "Tonight at eight?"
"I will see you here" sad Cavendish a bit curious and ashamed. It was his first date with a male.
Things developed from there and they started dating and sharing more about themselves. Cavendish talked about his miserable childhood, when none thought he would be more than a waiter and Bartolomeo about what happened with his old coven. One day they were talking in a local coffee shop about why the cannibal left his old home.
"So, you were thrown out because of a woman called Boa Hancock?"
"Yes, a stupid that believes everybody should be at her command because she is beautiful" said the green haired vampire, imitating his nemesis ultimate looking down technique and the blond answered with a laughter.
"That should be a joke! And all those idiots said that I was a narcissist… Oh, how funny!" said him, then looked at his watch and opened his eyes. "It´s so late, I need to go home and prepare for my new job" grunted the former star.
"Yeah… good look with the kids tomorrow" said the other and saw his boyfriend leave. He spends a little bit more time there and then got out. He have only walked a few blocks when a smell hit his nose. Blood. He followed it and found Cavendish in the floor with a bleeding cut trough his chest in a pool of blood, totally out.
"Shit!" he managed to said when noticed that his blond wouldn´t reach the hospital. "How was it done again?" he said, trying to remember his own birth, then bite the other in several parts.
After a few days, Cavendish woke up in Bartolomeo´s bed, only remembering a horrible pain in all of his body.
"Bartolomeo? What happened?" he asked, feeling his throat so sore and dry.
"You were attacked and I have to turn you so you wouldn´t die"
"Turn me?"
"I´m a vampire and since today so are you"
"What!"
"See it yourself and give me a little bit of credit, I have never created another vampire before… Jesus, I´m barely not a newborn for a few years!" said the green haired man, handing his new mate a mirror. Cavendish raised it and smiled. He was simple beautiful, even more than when he was a human.
"Okay, I can get used to these… even if a have to drink blood, eww"
"And vampires don´t sleep, so you won´t have to worry about somnambulism anymore"
"That makes it even better" said the blond and blinked. In a millisecond his expression changed.
"Cavendish?" a hand was put around his throat and started taking the air out of his lungs. He recognize these personality. "Hakuba!" then the other blinked and the feral expression was changed for one of confussion.
"What happened?" asked the blond.
"It seems that Hakuba has become your gift"
-End of the flashback-
"Oh… and… What do you say about being part of our army to confront the evil guys?" asked Luffy.
"I would do anything for sempai" answered the fanboy with stars in his eyes.
"Why not? Surely Hakuba will kill them in a blink and… if they are really royalty like Barto-chan told me they should have things that fits these beautiful prince" said Cavendish while glaring at his mate for his answer.
"Well, two more. I hope Ben convince the flamingo and crocodile" said Shanks and the four got ready to leave for Italy.