Hello everyone. We are here for another chapter of Epic Rap Battles of Harvest moon… Now I'd like to say that please don't be offended between the things Chase and Gill are saying. You know how Chase and Gill can be.
We give credit to the people who created the actual Epic Rap Battles of History originally, and this is just for fun. We don't want to offend anyone.
Epic rap battles of Harvest moon!
GILL!
VS.
CHASE!
BEGIN!
GILL: Out of all the people they choose to rap with me, they chose a pink haired clown!?
Well step aside fool! I'm the next mayor of this town!
By the way, I've been wondering, and it's been bugging me for hours...
Why is it your hair looks like you never took a shower?
And for the record, I've never liked your food, it reminds me of poo.
Now, why don't you ask Doctor Jin to treat the burn I just gave you?
Chase: You think I'm afraid of burns? You've got to be kiddin
Why do you even think I spend all my time in the kitchen?
You just survived my calm; now get ready for the storm,
Even your own mother died, on the day you were born!
And you want to insult my hair? What about your hair instead?
The pompous jerk with a radio antenna, sticking out of his head!
Gill: Whoa, you think you just won by bringing up my Trauma?
I'm a world leader! Even better than Obama!
Yes, money, power, even looks are on my side
You can run from my power but you know you can't hide!
I own this whole town! Including your kitchen!
So get the hell out! I just signed for its demolition!
Chase: Not so fast, I did some research on our game, and honestly it was quite scary...
Have you seen the person you're supposed to marry?
Mr. "Better than Obama" would break the law if he even kissed her!
If Candace was Cinderella, you just married the ugly step sister
Listen Gill, I've known you since we were kids, and honestly you haven't changed
I guess you still prefer dating girls who look waaaay underage.
WHO WON!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
Well… I hope it was ok… ok, we have an announcement…
WE'RE ACCEPTING REQUESTS NOW!
Yeah! You can request any character from harvest moon. Even if they're not from the same game!
Example: Cindy VS Kevin (both kids from Grand Bazaar)
Ignis (Animal Parade) VS Cheryl (Tale -of- two towns) (Bad example, but an example non-the less)
Ok, that was just an example… at least keep the request within the realm of sanity please!
So, basically that's about it. We're excited to see what you come up with, see you guys next time!