HELLO EVERYONE! WE ARE BACK AGAIN! So we looked at what you guys could come up with, and we decided to do klaluvsowls0.0's request. So without further ado, here's the girl's edition…WITCH PRINCESS VS. HARVEST GODDESS!
…oh yeah…we don't own any of this! Credits go to the owner. (Once again a reminder, don't get offended to what they say. Dude, it's just a game.)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
(GIRLS EDITION)
WITCH PRINCESS!
VS.
HARVEST GODDESS!
BEGIN!
WITCH PRINCESS: Looks like it's our turn, let's settle the score!
We've been arguing for years, and I can't take it anymore!
You're just an ugly bitch, who will probably die alone,
I think that's the true reason you got turned into stone.
Harvest "Goddess"? Hah! Please, you're just a glorified stripper!
Oh, and that farmer you like? Hehe, he's one hell of a kisser...
Harvest Goddess: You got one thing right, after this we'll finally have a winner
But you think you're some kind of rap expert, you're just a beginner.
And let me clarify something you insignificant bug,
I was only turned into stone, after seeing your ugly mug!
I've been around forever, yes, I've seen it all...
But never a girl, who's breasts are as flat as a wall!
WITCH PRINCESS: You want to talk size? Well your ego is bigger
Asking for offerings just to see you? What a gold-digger,
And bitch please, beginner? Haha that was a nice try!
I rapped against Voldemort, and even made HIM cry.
Just face the fact that you lost, it's over my dear,
Or how about a magic trick? I'll make your frickin face disappear!
HARVEST GODDESS: Like I would be afraid of a Las Vegas reject
It seems miss "princess" here needs to learn some respect
What's funny is you say I lost and you actually meant it?
I perform REAL magic; you're just the sorcerer's apprentice!
Oh, and I think Natsume Inc. Did a typo, because your name is a mess
Let's change the "W" to a "B" and THEN add "Princess"!
Who won!?
You decide!
Epic rap battles of harvest moon!
And that was it for this chapter/episode. Once again, thanks to klaluvsowls0.0 for the request. Remember, you review and request, and we'll do the work!
From YukinaMizuki and her bro