Hey everyone! Me and my bro are here for another chapter/episode. Now this one wasn't actually a request, but we felt like doing this. Here is...JILL VS. LILLIAN!
ALL CREDITS GO TO THE OWNER!
We are just going to say this one more time... DON'T GET OFFENDED BY WHATEVER IS ON THE RAP BATTLE...C'MON IT'S JUST A GAME!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
(GIRLS EDITION!)
JILL!
VS.
LILLIAN!
BEGIN!
JILL: Let's drop the sweet talk, get ready to start!
Like the two towns before you, I'll tear you apart!
I was the first girl protagonist, then, they tried to make a copy!
They tried to capture my good looks, but it looks like they were sloppy.
The effort it takes to beat you, is waaay below minimal,
There's no way a copy can ever beat the original!
LILLIAN: You think I'm a copy? That's probably your misconception,
Everyone needs a rough draft before they reach perfection!
"I'm sooo much better than everyone" is that honestly what you think?
Then like your game on the PS1, you should've gone extinct!
When I enter a room, people whistle and howl, when you enter there's just laughter
The ending of this rap battle is: LILLIAN came in 1st place! And JILL came tumbling after...
JILL: I think you're mistaken; one of your lines wasn't true...
I'm not better than everyone... I'm just better than you!
Did you know when your mom gave birth; one sibling was uglier than the other?
Cuz have you seen the movie "King Kong"? It's how your father met your mother!
Your ugly ass can't take anymore! Time to fade to black,
Because like Justin Timberlake, I'm bringing sexy back!
LILLIAN: Wait... you said one of us was uglier than the other?
Oh now I'm gonna kill you! No one insults my brother! (*)
It's time someone stood up, and put you in your place!
Because my "ass" is probably prettier than your entire face!
Now I hope my rhymes hit you! Heck, I hope they made you deaf!
Lastly, how can you bring "sexy" back, when I never even left?
WHO WON!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
So...that was it for this chapter/episode! Were still accepting requests, we just really wanted to do this one...so just request, and if we like it, we might just do it.
(*) Ok, did you guys get it? We don't want to explain the joke here, but think about it if you haven't already...Jill was probably insulting Lillian.
