Hello, Hi, etc. everyone! Ok, this week's Rap Battle was suggested by... ChaoticFluffball and The Raccoon Goon!
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And everything else we say at the start. Ok, let's just start!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
VAUGHN!
VS.
JAMIE!
BEGIN!
VAUGHN: You feelin lucky punk? Cuz you're gonna need it!
People who rap against me, always end up defeated
So, why don't you back off kid, you're blocking my vision
Why are you even here? This isn't "girls' edition"...
I bet when people first saw you, they probably went "what the hell?"
Are you a girl or a dude? Because even I can't freakin tell...
JAMIE: I just heard something strange, so just to make things clear...
You said this wasn't "girls' edition", so why are you here?
Yeah, they just called me here to teach the cowboy a lesson
First of all, who the hell starts a rap with a Clint Eastwood impression?
Sure he was awesome, that much is true...
But his movie "The Good the Bad and the Ugly", was probably named after you!
VAUGHN: Hmph... It's not a good idea to get a guy like me pissed...
You serve a goddess, who doesn't even know you exist,
Now, I don't care if that was a low blow...
I'll send you back cryin to the dump where you found that poncho.
Because even your game is junk, so I know it won't last,
I've heard more "Magical melodies" come out of my ass...
JAMIE: I serve a goddess who was turned into STONE!
If Chelsea never met you, you would have been forever alone!
You thought you landed a low blow? You didn't even scratch my defense.
And the place where I got this poncho? Same place where you lost your fashion sense...
You only insulted my game because you know you were losing...
In your game you're a cowboy on an island? Compared to my gender, that's way more confusing...
WHO WON!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
So I guess that's it for this Episode/Chapter... As always, as long as you keep on reviewing, we'll be here to keep writing!