Ok, so here's another rap battle! Since the person who requested this is a guest, and we have no way of telling who it was, we just want to say thank you nonetheless in case you're watching!
WE GIVE FULL CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL MAKERS OF EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Oh, and everything else we say before we make this stuff.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVESTMOON!
(GIRLS EDITION)
LILY!
VS.
EMIKO!
BEGIN!
LILY: So THIS is the rambunctious upstart who thinks she can beat me?
Though I must inform you right here, that I shan't make it easy
I have traversed the globe, and beheld all its wonder,
But never before have I seen such a blunder!
You are a princess who's never taken more than 5 steps out the door...
I had foreseen you as a challenge, but you are a bore... nothing more
EMIKO: I have spent my whole life indoors just sitting and praying,
That one day people will understand what the F*** you are saying!
You speak like someone from the year 1322,
So I have a question, did King Arthur write all these raps for you?
I mean, raise your hand if you understand her rap, because quite frankly I lost her...
You're a mistake that what would happen, if Indiana Jones and Lara Croft had a daughter.
LILY: It matters not if you comprehend my speech, for I do not even care...
I've had more intense rap battles with my stuffed panda bear.
I'm the greatest adventurer! In case you can't recall...
While you serve the same purpose, as Gale's crystal ball!
I wanted an opponent of worth... I guess you weren't it...
That's because you're skills are like excrement! Or in other words, SHIT!
Emiko: At least I was born simple and content, and without any of your traits,
1 million G ticket? Who the hell could afford you? Your ex-boyfriend Bill Gates!?
You also claim to be an adventurer, well this, I would like to see
Let's see how well you "Adventure" when I stick this arrow in your knee!
And I've already seen the future, there's no need for you to stress,
It says: LILY'S ASS WILL GET OWNED BY A WATER SHRINE PRINCESS!
WHO WON!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
Ok, so that was it for this Chapter/Episode! As always, whatever you guys request, we'll see what we can do!