Hi everyone. Here's a request from... a guest and someone named Aya Drevis ….also, there's a little…added bonus here….hehe…
WE GIVE FULL CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL OWNERS AND EVERYTHING ELSE WE SAY.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVETS MOON!
ALLEN!
VS.
SKYE!
BEGIN!
ALLEN: Welcome to my shop, you're a rare customer to see,
No need for you to steal, I'll serve you for free.
You're a flirt, who spends all his time with girls just to rob them,
I only serve WOMEN, so serving you should be no problem...
You come into MY salon, and yet, you still think you can win?
You're the only customer I've had, who looked ugly, before AND after he came in!
SKYE: In case you haven't heard, I leave notes before I commit a crime,
I was going to write you one, but I know you're not worth my time.
And I thought the movie "Sweeney Todd" ended in 2008?
If you're here for the auditions, then you're already too late!
Honestly, if I wanted to rap against a GIRL, I would've chosen Jill or Claire
Not some sad barber, who spent his whole childhood "playing" with hair...
ALLEN: Wait, rewind... did you just call ME a girl? Dude, your brain is a mess!
YOUR "liked" gifts include: perfume, earrings and even a dress...
Compared to someone like you, I'm 10 times more manly,
And at least I had a childhood, what about you? Where the hell is your family?
And between Jill and Claire, do you honestly have to choose?
I already own Rio, so even in terms of relationships you lose!
SKYE: Me, lose in relationships? Oh, don't you even dare!
Have you ever noticed that Rio looks a lot like my Claire?
Haha, now look who's getting pissed?
Rio probably only dated you, cuz she's in need of a stylist!
I've got fame, I've got looks, and I even have riches!
I don't need to choose between Jill and Claire, because both of them are my Bitches!
(Wait... suddenly the floor of the rap battle arena is shaking)
ALLEN & SKYE: HUH!?
(The main doors were kicked down! Two figures have entered the arena!)
??: Oh no you didn't... somebody has to teach you boys a lesson...
ALLEN: R-Rio!?
SKYE: C-Claire!?
RIO: We traveled all the way here, just to see you "Drama Queens" complaining!
Do you even have any idea how much BULLSH*T you guys are saying!?
CLAIRE: You guys insulted us, because your rap battle was such a bore!
You two want a rap battle? We'll give you a rap WAR!
RIO: Hey, Claire I don't think they understand how much patience we've given.
CLAIRE: I know you want to punch them in the face, but let's refrain from hitting women...
RIO: But the fact that you used me in a rap, is a fact you can't erase
You think in our game I only belong to you? Why don't YOU KNOW YOUR PLACE!
ALLEN! Since when did I become YOURS!? That line made me SICK!
I think you got your "Magic Fingers" from playing with your D*CK!
Now I hope you learned your lesson, it's time for me to leave...
Time for Claire to drop the bomb, on this transvestite of a thief!
CLAIRE: Skye read your raps again and tell me how terrible they sounded!
I know Skye is your name, but it's about time you were grounded!
I don't care if you're famous, and Jill won't care if you have riches!
Since when was it acceptable, to call both of US your BITCHES!?
If that's how insensitive you're gonna be, then why don't YOU get a life!
Because if Jill and I never existed, guess who wouldn't have a wife...
WHO WON!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
Ok, so yeah, special appearances from Rio and Claire since the boys were already going too far with the jokes. (Oh, the only reason Jill wasn't there, was because she already rapped against Lillian...but at least Claire got angry for her too...if all three of them came and rapped, the apocalypse would have happened)
Anyways...thanks for reading! Review, and Request, and we'll keep doing what we do!