Hello. Ok, here's another Rap Battle. This one is just something we decided to do.
WE GIVE FULL CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL MAKERS OF EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY...and everything else we say before we start.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
DR. JIN!
VS.
DR. TRENT!
BEGIN!
JIN: Everything's going to be alright, so there's no need to fear,
Somebody called for a doctor? Well, I'm already here!
And not a moment too soon, I have to make haste!
We have to remove that horrible tumor! Oh wait... that's just your face!
I can try to fix that, but it would be of no use!
You're up against a REAL doctor! How's it feel Dr. Seuss?
TRENT: Elli, how's my schedule?
ELLI: You have 30 minutes, before you have to start working again!
TRENT: I don't need 30 minutes! I'll end this in 10!
Better give him a sedative, I guarantee this won't be much fun,
Because Dr. T is about to start med class 101!
You broke our first rule! So kneel down and repent!
Rule 1: doctors should save lives! Not have sex with their patient!
ELLI: Dr. Trent, I have something to say, I hope I'm not a bother,
But I've seen his son... He's a bigger loser than his father!
JIN: Nice try with that line, it would've really hurt,
If I weren't fighting a sissy who hides behind his nurse's skirt!
But you got one thing right; this will be over in a flash!
Now bend over, so I can surgically remove that stick up your ass!
You're always working! That's probably why you can never get a date!
Now run off to your next appointment, or you're gonna be late...
TRENT: My work IS my life! There's no time for rest!
But that's the price you have to pay for being the BEST!
But if helping people is less important than dating a girl,
I'd rather kill myself than live in that world...
ELLI: You put you work second, and put dating girls first?
If Dr. Trent is the best, then you're probably the worst!
TRENT: Because your skills were weak, you'll never survive
If I had been your doctor back then... maybe your girlfriend would still be alive... (*)
WHO WON!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
(*) So...you guys know about the dead girlfriend/wife/lover that Dr. Jin used to have right? That's what we heard around the fandom. Well... that's what Dr. Trent was talking about...
So...anyways, Review, Request and we'll do the work!