So what's up everyone? Anyways, here is another one! This request is from... Princess harvest! Ok, so it's…SABRINA VS. CHELSEA!
WE GIVE FULL CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL MAKERS OF ERB! AND EVERYTHING ELSE WE SAY BEFORE WE START.(Y'KNOW…THE DON'T GET OFFENDED? *COUGH* DR. TRENT *COUGH*)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
(GIRLS EDITION)
SABRINA!
VS.
CHELSEA!
BEGIN!
SABRINA: When you first saw me, tell me what did you see?
I bet you never thought Sabrina could be an M.C!
What? You thought I was kind and shy? Guess what you're wrong!
Bitch, you've been testing my patience, I'm surprised I even lasted this long...
Believe me, being nice to you was a pain in the ass, and one hell of an obstacle,
Because how can you say "Chelsea go f**k yourself!" in the nicest way possible!?
CHELSEA: Well, looks like the cat's got claws! I didn't know you could get mad,
But I guess it's expected, since Count Dracula's your dad!
And you actually hated me? How do you think I feel?
Did you honestly think all my "niceness" was real?
HAH! When it comes to hating you, I was probably first!
I even hated your parents for their mistake called "YOUR BIRTH"!
SABRINA: At least I have a dad and tons of money too!
Just me having these things, puts me waaay ahead of you!
You're just a poor, sad little girl, who sleeps alone in her bed...
Dreaming about her parents who are probably both dead!
But good news is you're not alone! Isn't that great!
I have a friend named BATMAN, maybe you two can relate!
CHELSEA: OH NOW IT'S ON YOU INSENSITIVE BITCH!
You think I give a shit if your family's rich!?
I'm the one girl in this game that you never should've crossed!
I've got a cheat code for UNLIMITED money! Now bitch, tell me who lost!
And at least I'm an ORIGINAL character! Not a mix of Mineral Town's Mary and Leaf Valley's Dia...
Because combining those two characters, gives you a piece of shit named Sabrina!
WHO WON!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
SABRINA: So umm... are we still having snacks after this Chelsea? I'm buying...
CHELSEA: Yay! You know it! Hehe *hugs*
O_o Y'know...even WE are not sure if they were acting in the end or not...though it's good to know that they're still friend afterwards!
Anyways, blah blah blah, Review and we'll do the work, yada yada yada. And we would also like to say that we enjoy reading your reviews! You guys are always awesome!