So, here's another rap battle! This one is a double rap battle! Anyways, enjoy!
WE GIVE FULL CREDIT T THE ORIGINAL MAKERS OF ERB! And everything else we say!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
(DOUBLES EDITION)
DIRK & IVAN!
VS.
LUNA & CANDACE!
BEGIN!
DIRK: Well, it looks like our first "double rap battle" is such an epic fail!
Two little girls? I find more difficulty when I deliver the mail!
But I guess this is a good chance for these girls to learn their lesson,
So how about it Ivan? Time for this class to be in session?
IVAN: Hahaha, I appreciate the introduction but it won't change the results,
I can understand her big sister, but what's the kid doing here? This is a game for adults!
Oh, by the way, I'm Ivan that's Dirk and we came to win,
So without further ado, let this rap battle begin!
LUNA: OHOHOHO! I expected a challenge but this is what I see?
You two don't even deserve to breathe the same air as me!
Hey Candace, get over here, and move a little closer!
Here you'll see two LOSERS whose careers will soon be over!
CANDACE: Luna, slow down... don't be in a rush...
At least show the "soon-to-be" losers some respect, because I doubt they get much...
LUNA: Oh, you're right! Where are my manners, I was going too fast,
Hello! We're Candace and Luna and were here to kick some ass!
DIRK: I'll take over for my brother before things get too wild,
Because he may not show it, but its breaking his heart, having to beat down a child!
IVAN: Yes it does Dirk, what you say is true...
But as we are adults, there are some things we MUST do!
And as for you Luna, what do you know about careers being over?
That is a GROWN-UP topic; I'll explain it when you're older!
Just give up now, because no matter how many times you try, you can never beat this!
I'm a TEACHER, you're a CHILD, and this game is over! CLASS DISMISSED!
LUNA: Y'know, the whole "child" joke is overused. Can't you come up with something new?
Because this so called "child", has 10 times more "life experience" than either of you!
Because having children is our game's biggest feature,
Unlike the game with a gay-ass mailman and a pedophile teacher!
But probably the biggest reason you virgins don't get laid, is because you two only share 1 lover!
CANDACE: I disagree... they probably have sex all the time, but only with each other...
Because you two are BROTHERS in HARVEST MOON, this had to be your fate...
With sooo many DIRKxIVAN Yaoi pairings, you guys make even my husband look straight...
WHO WON!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
Hehe...hope you enjoyed this one! So, me and my bro always write this, and we are glad there are so many supporters! Well...even though I'm usually the one who speaks for the both of us, my bro would like to say something to you guys first. So here is my brother who calls himself...Zero! (It's his penname)
-YukinaMIzuki
"Hello everyone, like she said it's me... the one who writes these rap battles, at first this was nothing more than a small past time but now, seeing so many people actually review and comment good things about our rap battles, really makes me happy! I just really wanted to thank you guys personally for all your support and kindness, and know that I will keep doing this since this is something I enjoy making, Oh and I'll be using this font to speak during author's notes, lastly I know my sister usually calls me "bro" but having "YukinaMizuki's bro" as a penname is a freakin mouthful, you guys can just call me... Zero, I don't have a account and never will HAH! anyway blah blah blah, Thanks guys! I'll keep up the good work, STAY TUNED!"
-Zero
Oh yeah, if it's bold and underlined, it's both of us. Stay tuned, and Review, Request, and we'll do the work!