Yo everyone! Anyways...you guys probably know who we are, since we've been introducing ourselves ever since the start of this stuff, so let's just skip introductions. So this is a request by Syla and seconded by a Guest. Now, we'd like to say that we're sorry that it isn't exactly well...what you asked...we're very sorry that we couldn't add Kai..but, we still hope you enjoy it.
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
DENNY!
VS.
LUKE!
BEGIN!
DENNY: All hands on deck! Let's get this show on the road!
Welcome to the "Rap battle game" set to super hard mode!
Boy, you have no idea about the shit you're in,
You're fighting a war that you're never gonna win!
So tell me Luke, is rapping against me extreme? Or insane?
Why don't you give me your answer, once you've located your brain!
I mean aside from Doctor Trent, how can anyone be THAT dense?
Now I feel bad, because I'm rapping against someone, who has NO COMMON SENSE!
LUKE: Heh, everything, whether it's extreme or insane, I already did it!
There's a fine line between the two, and I play jump rope with it!
Hahaha! And you thought I would lose at rapping? The very idea is outrageous!
I knew Lanna sucked at music and rhyming, but I never knew it was contagious!
Like, I would lose to a jerk, who spends all his time on the pier,
Take some advice from you girlfriend and Drop out of your career!
You said this was "hard mode" psssh, more like "beginner" it would seem,
Because if rapping against you is hard, then rapping against me is "EXTREME"!
DENNY: At least I rock at what I do; I can fish without even trying!
Unlike you who can't even make a table, without it shooting lasers and flying!
Maybe you should quit your job, and find a new one, maybe farming?
Because with all the trees you've cut down, you probably started global warming!
And if we're talking about girls, you think Lanna's so bad? We'll I beg to differ,
A girl who "dances" at a bar? HAHA, Just face it dude, Selena's a stripper!
Lastly, I made the "Bandanna look" famous! Yeah, you heard what I said!
Mine, looks AWESOME! Yours, looks like someone took shit, and threw it at your head!
LUKE: Dude, I wanna know what your smoking, cuz you've got to be high,
You never made that "look" famous, you just stole it from Kai!
The only look you made famous, is your hair's ridiculous curls,
That being said, I bet you 100G that your bird Kuu, has waaay more fan girls!
Don't take it personally; I'm not trying to be mean,
It's just; you brought this upon yourself when you chose someone THIS EXTREME!
So stick to fishing! That's one piece of advice, and here comes another!
You want to find a sea creature never before seen? Try calling your MOTHER!
WHO WON!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
And this was the Rap Battle for this chapter! Hehe...well...request, review...and well...you guys know the drill!
And now time for a preview of the next Rap Battle! My bro will introduce it!
"Next episode: Luke has finally learned the forbidden jutsu of Fuuton rasen-axe, will it be enough to stop Owen from destroying the village hidden in the leaf valley? Next time on LUKE SHIPPUDEN: episode 48 – The six paths of Owen... Don't miss it!"
Wait a minute...that's not the preview! Ugh, never mind...
See you guys in the next chapter!