Chapter 5: Month 2 and Shenanigans Ensue
Another day, another upload. Seeing that I am at a good temporary stopping point on the other story that I was working on, I am happy to say that I have some more time to invest in this one. I am debating on whether or not to make a chapter for all nine months but we shall see how things go with each new chapter. Glad to see that you all are enjoying this so far. I do not own Danny Phantom. R&R and Enjoy.
Waking up, Danny got into his now normal routine in Desiree's body. Wake up, get out of bed, throw up, and get dressed. Certainly not a great start to the day but it wasn't like he had much of a choice. His only minor consolation was that Desiree understood his pain while she temporarily occupied his body.
"You know what we are doing today?" she asked him, hugging him from behind.
Danny couldn't help but let out a heavy sigh. The day that he had been dreading for several weeks had finally arrived. Wedding dress shopping. It wasn't the fact that he had to wear a dress for the wedding. It was the fact that he didn't want to spend an entire day, trying on dozens of dresses before his mother, Jazz, and Spectra found the "perfect one".
"At least you have it easy. My dad and Vlad really won't care what suit you wear as long as it looks good." Danny said. "Besides, I hope that our little bun in the oven won't get crushed by all the dresses I'll have to try on."
"Don't worry about that. When they measure you, they will keep some room so it will fit you for the actual wedding." Desiree giggled before lightly rubbing Danny's slowly expanding stomach.
After they got dressed, they went downstairs to for breakfast. Recently, the other members of the Fenton family decided to guess whether Danny and Desiree were expecting a boy or a girl. Maddie wished for a girl that she could spoil while Jack wanted a boy that he could teach sports to. The debate had gotten so heated that they decided to make a bet on what to expect. They made Jazz the judge. Officially, Jazz was on neither side. Unofficially, she bet the couple would have both a boy and a girl.
"So Danny, you ready to go dress shopping?" Maddie teased while Jazz simply snickered.
"Ready as I'll ever be." Danny said. Snapping his fingers, Danny transformed from Desiree's normal ghost form into a temporary human form. His green skin became light brown, red eyes became emerald green, and the harem outfit became a white tank to with faded blue jeans. The two things that didn't change was Danny's black hair and the slight baby bump.
"Don't sweat it, Danny-boy. It'll be like getting a flu shot. Over before you even knew it began." Jack said, patting him on the back.
"Keep telling yourself that, honey." Maddie said, chuckling at her husband.
At that moment, Vlad and Penelope teleported into the kitchen.
"Sorry if we are a little late." Vlad said. "Someone had a little difficulty getting ready."
"It takes two to tango, Vladdy." Penelope said, bumping his hip with hers.
After another few minutes of small talk, the group split off into two. Danny, Maddie, Penelope, and Jazz went to look for a dress while Desiree, Jack, and Vlad went looking for a suit.
As the ladies and Danny in Desiree's body entered the bridal shop, Danny's hope that this would be a quick trip vanished as he noticed how many dresses were on display. After getting measured and informing the tailor that they were expecting, Danny tried on his first dress. He had to admit, it looked great.
"I like it." Danny said, turning to look at his would be judges. "What do you three think?"
"It's nice, sweetie, but why don't you try this one? The veil is so beautiful." Maddie said.
"Or how about this one?" Jazz piped in. "The floral pattern is amazing."
"No, no. This one is the best. It will definitely show everyone you have all the right curves." Penelope said.
"Note to self. Even when you have your mind made up, everybody will try to change it." Danny sighed as he took their choices to try them on.
***Meanwhile, with Desiree and the men***
Desiree watched as the tailor began sizing her for a suit that she had picked out. Jack and Vlad sat back and looked it over once the sizing was complete.
"Well, how do I look?" she asked.
"I couldn't have picked a better suit." Vlad remarked.
"Looking sharp. Wish I looked that good on my wedding day." Jack added.
"That was a lot easier than I thought." she replied. "They weren't kidding when they say you'll like the way you look."
"One of the perks of shopping for a suit." Vlad chuckled. "One can be worn for many different occasions."
"So now that we have that out of the way, what should we do while we wait for Danny and the girls?" Desiree asked.
The two men gave each other an all knowing nod before Vlad said, "Why don't we celebrate your upcoming wedding with a trip to the closest bar?"
"Sounds good to me." Desiree smiled before they made their way to the bar.
***3 Hour Later***
After trying on over a dozen dresses, Danny was fed up and ready to leave. What didn't help the matter was that while he was trying on dresses, Maddie, Penelope, and Jazz had helped themselves to the complimentary wine that was available to any customers. Finally, Danny simply picked the first dress, had his mother pay, and dragged them back to the car.
"Forcing the pregnant bride-to-be become the designated driver. Great idea, mom." Danny grumbled.
"Lighten up, Danny." Jazz replied with a heavy slur. "Just because you can't drink doesn't mean we can't."
"And you are supposed to be the intelligent one out of the group." Danny countered, driving back to Fenton Works. Suddenly, a motorcycle flew by them.
"Hell yeah! Party!" the rider yelled as he then began to do doughnuts in the intersection.
"Is that Johnny 13?" Spectra asked.
"Yup, and he looks like he had a couple drinks before coming here." Danny sighed before transitioning back to Desiree's ghost form. Getting out of the car and walking towards the ghostly biker, he was grateful that he decided to pull over.
"Desiree! Long time no see. Haven't seen you in the Ghost Zone for quite a while." Johnny said as he stumbled away from his bike.
In his best impression of Desiree, Danny replied, "I've been busy, that's all."
"Busy as in granting wishes or busy as in..." Johnny said before giving the finger gesture for sex. Unfortunately, Danny was unable to hide the blush creeping on his face that.
"I knew it!" Johnny cackled with laughter. "Next time I see your lover boy, I'm taking him out for a drink. And what have we here?"
Stumbling closer, he noticed the slight swelling of his belly. "You even got a little Phantom brewing in the cask! Wait until Kitten hears about this!" Johnny said.
"Why don't you just wish you were back with Kitty right now? It would spare you the trouble of getting caught by Danny." he suggested.
"You are a genius!" Johnny exclaimed. He hobbled back onto his bike and said, "I wish I was back in the Ghost Zone with Kitten."
"So you have wished it. So it shall be." Danny said before snapping his fingers and sending Johnny 13 back to the Ghost Zone.
"That was easier than I expected." Danny said before hopping back in the car returning to Fenton Works.
***Meanwhile, with Desiree and the men***
Dragging the two men out of the bar, Desiree was annoyed that they had allowed themselves to drinks so much that she had to drive them home. Just as she set them on a bench so she could bring the car around, a missile blew up 5 feet in front of her.
"Damn it!" Skulker yelled. "Stupid targeting systems. Hold still, Phantom, so I can finish you off once and for all."
Dodging his next missile, Desiree quickly transformed into Danny's ghost form and floated up to Skulker's level. In her best imitation of Danny's voice, she asked, "Is there any reason that you decided to attack Amity today?"
"That bitch Ember broke up with me. She claimed I was a lousy hunter and there were better guys out there than me."
"Glad she finally decided to move on from you." she chuckled.
"And then, on my way through the ghost realm, I hear a rumor that you had been flirting with the wishing ghost, Desiree. I decided to see if the rumor was true."
"Why do you care who Desiree dates?" she countered.
"So it is true." Skulker said, a malicious grin spreading across his face. "Maybe once I finish with you, I can claim her for my own. With her wishing powers, she would be forced to obey my every command."
Blood boiling at his last statement, Desiree let loose Danny's ghostly wail on Skulker, completely destroying his armor and leaving his true form exposed.
"You will never touch Desiree. I won't allow it." she said before sucking him into a Fenton Thermos. Powering down, she managed to take the men back to Fenton Works.
***Meanwhile, in a secret Guys In White laboratory***
"Sir." an agent said before saluting a senior GIW agent. "We have received new intel from Amity concerning the Ghost Boy."
"Good. He has been laying low for quite some time. What have you collected?"
Handing over a set of documents the agent said, "We believe that during his absence, the Ghost Boy, a.k.a Danny Phantom, has become romantically involved with the Wishing Ghost, a.k.a Desiree."
"Interesting. How did you come upon this information?"
"From the information we have gathered from traffic cameras and amateur recordings from today's ghost attacks, we have concluded that they are partnered."
"This is intriguing news. Two high priority ghosts together."
"Sir, we also believe that the Wishing Ghost may also be pregnant and with the Ghost Boy's child."
This caused the senior agent to crack a grin. "Interesting development. Continue surveillance of the two. When the time is right, I want the Wishing Ghost to be captured and brought in for examination and dissection."