HELLO EVERYONE! We are back, and we're back with a BANG! Alright, this Rap Battle was requested by FIVE people! Thank you Princess harvest, Syla, Pseudopsychotic Pickles, Strikey-Chan, and a Guest! We hope you guys enjoy THIS!
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON SPECIALS!
(BATTLE OF DA MAYORS!)
MAYOR THOMAS!
VS.
MAYOR HAMILTON!
BEGIN!
THOMAS: let's get things started, you cocky little prick!
I've had a problem with your leadership skills; quite frankly they make me sick!
And you call yourself a mayor? Please, you're just the town creep!
I can make your town 10 times better! And I can do it in my sleep!
Boy, when I was chosen as your opponent, this rap battle was DONE,
I would probably have more of a challenge, rapping against your pompous brat of a son...
Speaking of your son, actually his looks aren't half bad...
But then it really makes me wonder... are you sure YOU'RE his dad?
HAMILTON: You want to talk about sons? I know Harris being your son is 100% true,
Because I guess it runs in the family, he's just as ugly as you!
When you were elected as mayor, people probably thought "The apocalypse is upon us!"
That, or your campaign said: "Vote for the biggest ASSHOLE! So vote for Mayor Thomas!"
Now, I'm just upset that this battle will be over way too soon...
What else would I expect when I'm rapping against the Harvest moon version of the great Kim Jong-Un!
So give it up! You're losing! You can't stop my rhyme!
You can't beat Hamilton, GREATEST MAYOR OF ALL TIME!
?: Now I wouldn't be so sure about that...
(MAYOR RUTGER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA!)
RUTGER: Now settle down boys, and take it from me,
Grand master Rutger, Representing the town of B.B!
You drop-outs had your fun; it's a REAL mayor's turn!
I'll show you how to lead a town, so you better watch and learn!
You two keep arguing! What makes you guys so great?
You two are the only mayors that seem waaay overweight!
Listen up chumps, you can't lead as well as I can.
So you "children" run along and leave this job to a REAL MAN!
?: I think MEN have done enough wouldn't you agree?
(MAYOR INA HAS ENTERED THE ARENA!)
INA: Rutger? The best mayor? HAH! And on what planet would that be?
News flash Rutger, How can you be the "Best", with all your losses to me!
A "REAL" mayor huh? You better take that back!
My town whooped your ass in so many festivals, I've already lost track.
And as for "Tommy" and "Hammy", as mayors they still don't know shit that much is true,
Even though I'm a woman, I got more balls than you two!
So why don't the 3 of you retire? Play some golf, maybe take a shower?
I'M the best mayor now! I won this rap battle, and I won it with girl power!
?: Hmph, please... you wanna see REAL power?
(MAYOR FELIX HAS ENTERED THE ARENA!)
FELIX: Why don't you ALL retire? Leave this job to your sons!
Being a mayor you need power! Just check out THESE guns!
You guys got so far, too bad I went even farther!
They say leading a town is hard? Well, my abs are harder!
Who do you guys think you are anyway? Two fatsos from McDonalds, and an old man with a cane?
Whoever suggest I rap against these guys must be mentally insane!
And you Ina, I won't insult you because you're a woman, but please try to listen,
After this rap battle, stop "pretending "to be a mayor, and get the F**K back in the kitchen!
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
And that's it for this Rap Battle! Well...we saw different kinds of people who wanted the Mayors to fight each other, so we just decided to have ALL of them in one, big Rap Battle!
YukinaMizuki (AKA sister of ZERO): So bro...Please do the honor of giving the preview for the next chapter. Do it right this time...
ZERO (AKA brother of YukinaMizuki): Right. *clears throat*
"Next episode: Emperor Hamilton has conquered all the known world, but can his son, the long lost prince of Hamiltania, Gill Vi Hamiltania bring order and stop his father's evil reign with the power of the TREASS, which gives him complete control over all people who have eaten tomatoes? And who is this mystery girl named who gave it to him? The rebellion begins... NEXT TIME ON – Code: Treass, Gill of the rebellion Episode 1 – The power of the TREASS! ""IN THE NAME OF Gill Vi Hamiltania, I order you to... STAY TUNED!"
YukinaMizuki: What the...? DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO DO IT RIGHT? *sigh and shakes head*
YukinaMizuki and ZERO: SEE YOU GUYS NEXT TIME ON EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON! Keep requesting, and we'll be here to write!