Chapter 6: Month 3 and Wedding Bells Ring
I know. It's crazy that I'm submitting another chapter so soon after my last one. Lucky for my, the writer's block for this story is at a minimum and this will be the only story I will be concentrating on for a while. I'm doing the best I can for this on this story. R&R and Enjoy.
As the couple to be sat on the couch in Fenton Works, flipping through the channels, two things were going through their mind. The first was that they couldn't believe that their wedding was tomorrow. The second was that what they were currently doing was a lousy way to be celebrating their last night before they would be married.
"I'm guessing you couldn't come up with a good bachelorette party with my mom, Jazz, and Penelope?" Danny asked, turning to her.
"Not unless you wish your body to be seen at a male strip club." Desiree chuckled. "How about you?"
"Dad and Vlad either wanted to take me to a bar or a strip club but there are two problems with that. One is that I can't drink and I would rather not be their DD. And two, none of them can compare to your beauty." Danny replied.
"Trying to win brownie points with me, Danny?" she asked.
"Maybe. Can we also have brownies?"
Desiree couldn't help but go into a fit of giggles over this. "Alright, you win. If this is how you want to spend our last night before our wedding, so be it."
"I wouldn't have it any other way." Danny said before giving her a peck on the cheek.
"Mind if I indulge myself in some wine while I cook?" Desiree asked from the kitchen, showing him the uncorked bottle.
"Knock yourself out." Danny chuckled as he tried to find a good movie.
***2 Hours, 4 glasses of wine, and a batch of brownies later***
As Danny enjoyed the fresh brownies, Desiree began to pour her 5th glass of wine.
"Don't you think you've had enough?" Danny asked.
Desiree simply giggled as she corked the bottle and put it away. "Happy now?"
"Never said I wasn't." Danny replied. "Its just that when you get tipsy, you have trouble walking straight."
"I do not have trouble..." she began before tripping over her own feet. The good new was that most of her landed on the sofa. The bad news was that her head fell into her true bodies cleavage. Initially, Danny was relieved that she didn't hurt herself. That was immediately followed by the realization that her face was now buried in his chest.
"So this is what it feels like to be motorboated." Desiree said, her voice muffled.
"If you want to look at it that way, yeah." Danny said, a blush slowly creeping on his cheeks.
"Now I know why you like this so much." she continued, shaking her head side to side.
"You done now?" Danny asked.
"Why?" Desiree retorted, pulling her face out and flashing him a mischievous grin. Before Danny could react, she then grabbed the right boob and began to massage it. "I thought you liked it when I played with myself?"
"While that may be true," he replied, grabbing both her hands and lifting them over her head, "I don't feel comfortable because I am the one that is currently occupying your body."
"Come on, I'm just having fun." Desiree giggled before reinserting her head between her body's breasts.
"Besides," her muffled voice added. "I kinda like in here. Its soft, warm, and..." Danny suddenly felt her tongue lick the left breast. "I enjoy teasing you like this."
Danny was about to say something when he was interrupted by someone clearing their throat.
"Is this a bad time?" Dani asked, having flown through the front door unnoticed by the two.
"Danielle!" Danny said, pulling Desiree's face out of his chest before giving her a nervous chuckle. "What an unexpected surprise. How much did you see?"
"Enough to know that Desiree has had way too much wine." Dani said, shaking her head. "I wish she was sober."
"So you have wished it, so it shall be." Danny said in a relieved voice. Snapping his fingers, Desiree shook her head and rapidly blinked her eyes.
"Oh crap." Desiree said, finally noticing Dani. "What did I do this time?"
"I think you put it best when you said 'playing with myself', Desiree." Dani said before breaking into a fit of laughter.
"I'm sorry Danny." Desiree said, matching his blush. "I didn't think I would lose that much control when drunk."
"Your fine." he said, bringing her into a hug and patting her on the back. "At least we got you to stop before you took things to far."
Smiling, she quickly gave him a peck on the cheek before turning to Dani. "So what brings you here?"
"I actually came here to escape from the house."
"Why would you do that?" Danny asked.
"I came home after hanging out with my friends to unexpectedly walk in on Vlad and Penelope doing it on the living room couch."
"Oh dear." Desiree said. "Did they stop when they noticed you?"
"Actually, they didn't notice me at all. I flew into the house and was about to turn visible when I saw them. I thought it best not to disturb them so I just flew out and came here."
"I'm sorry that you had to walk in on that. Not only must it be embarrassing but also frustrating." Danny said.
"While I am embarrassed, I'm not really angry at them. I know how much Penelope wants a baby, especially after losing her first one. Even though she tries to hide her loss, I've seen her crying about it. I can't ruin her chance of having another one." she explained. "Other than that, they have been great parents. Vlad tends to spoil me while Penelope helps me with any problems I may have, whether they be school or social.
"Glad to hear you are getting along so well, even with their not so private sex life." Desiree said. "Care to join us?"
Nodding, Dani hung out with the couple till well after midnight before they all decided to go to bed.
"Goodnight, you two. Looking forward to your wedding tomorrow." Dani said, slowly floating away from them. The couple watched her fly back home before they went to their room and drifted off to sleep
***11 AM, The Next Morning***
A small church was preparing for a wedding. The guest list was small and there weren't many maids or groomsmen. At the alter stood Sam and Jazz as the maids and Tucker as the lone groomsman. In the middle stood Desiree in dressed in a suit. As the organ played, Danielle walked down the aisle, dropping flower petals along the way. Next came Jack, walking Danny down the isle. To say that it was a moment of irony would be an understatement. While Jack was smiling on the outside, he hoped that nobody would ever find out about this. Upon reaching the alter, Danny stood by Desiree, veil covering his face.
As the pastor came to the alter, they were grateful that Danny was currently in a temporary human form. Otherwise it would be difficult to explain why the living was marrying the dead.
"Do you, Daniel, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Instead of talking, Desiree simply nodded her head.
"And do you, Desiree, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Danny nodded in reply.
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride."
Removing the veil, Desiree leaned in and gave a passionate kiss to Danny. Separating, they rushed down the aisle and outside. Much to their surprise, they were greeted by several ghosts from the Ghost Zone. Most of them were smiling and waving while the remainder were sulking off to the side.
"There they are! The happy couple." Johnny 13 called from his motorcycle.
"Congrats, you two!" Kitty cheered.
Grinning, Danny tossed Kitty the bouquet, much to her surprise and joy. The couple then glanced over to the sulking figures of Technus and Skulker.
"Don't think that because you are married means that I will stop hunting you. I will claim your pelt, whelp." Skulker threatened.
"You've stolen my love interest, Ghost Child. For that you will pay most dearly." Technus added, staring daggers at the two.
In response, Desiree pulled out a Fenton Thermos and captured the party poopers.
"Ready to escape Amity for a while, Mrs. Phantom?" Danny whispered in Desiree's ear.
"Absolutely." She replied before they flew off into the sky.
Unknown to the couple or anyone present at the wedding, they GIW had observed and recorded the entire ceremony.
"Recon team, reporting in. We have confirmed that Danny Phantom has indeed married the Wishing Ghost, Desiree. Should we pursue?"
"Negative, recon team." the senior GIW agent ordered. "We wait until the child is due before we capture Desiree. Not only will she be unable to put up much of a fight but we also want to examine and conduct test on both her and the child before they are both terminated."