Hi everyone! We are back again for another rap battle! Aya Drevis, We thank you greatly for your request! It's the… BATTLE OF ROYALTY!
Ok, we want to warn you once again to NOT BE OFFENDED. Some of you will probably offended by what they say, but some might find it funny. We are very sorry once again.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON SPECIALS!
(BATTLE OF ROYALTY)
WILL!
VS.
AMIR!
BEGIN!
WILL: So they finally wish to see us rap? Looks like they aren't convinced
Then the honour falls to me, to defeat this impostor who calls himself a "Prince"
Now please try to relax, for my skills, you have yet to see
Because when it comes to pleasuring fair maidens, no one ever beats me!
Yeah, I spit rhymes so fast that if you blink, you'd miss it
Not to brag, but I also got more money than you ever knew existed
You think you can beat me? I got the power of cash!
I'm the one true prince, with the fan girls to match...
AMIR: You think being a prince relies solely on cash?
HAH! Then you're no prince! You're just a royal pain in the ass!
And when you say "Pleasure" your "Fair maidens" you make me laugh so much I get sick,
Yeah, your talk is real big... though I wish I could say the same for your dick
You said you'd show me your "Skills" well, THAT I want to see,
I could reincarnate 4 times and you still wouldn't beat me!
Actually I couldn't care less about winning, beating your ass is my one and only mission
I would insult your mother, but disrespecting cows is against my religion.
WILL: Did mine ears deceive me? Were you actually talking about maidens Mr. Forever Alone?
Your own family sets up arranged marriages for you, because you can't get a date on your own!
Majority of the people I know are ok with marriage, but you're sort of different
I don't think you're afraid of women, you're just afraid of commitment
And I think you got your facts wrong, I always satisfy women, while YOU don't have it in ya,
I said it once before, I'M the REAL prince here! Don't like it? Then take your ass back to India!
That's it! I'm afraid you've already lost; you can't match my skill,
You just got your ass beaten by THE POWER OF WILL!
SANJAY: Master, I cannot stand anyone talking down to you, please let me handle this POSER
AMIR: Very well, I grow bored. With you rapping against him, this battle is as good as over...
Listen up Will; it's been fun us rapping against each other
But I'll let Sanjay finish things; I just hope you don't suffer...
SANJAY: My master is so merciful; his kindness is too much,
He even cares about insects like you, who deserved to be crushed!
So listen up worm, my master is a REAL prince, if that respect could be bought, then it's something not even you could afford
Since he ordered me to kick your ass, then my answer is... YES MY LORD!
WHO WON!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
Ya...now who can guess where that last line of Sanjay's came from? Hehe... ok, so as always, Review and Request!
YukinaMizuki: *sigh* I know I'm gonna regret this... my brother will do the preview again...
ZERO: Ok, get ready for the next preview!
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YukinaMizuki: See...didn't I say I'd have my regrets with that decision? Well...
Both: SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!