What's up everyone? We're back! Sorry for the fact that we took longer than usual... we sorta have school and stuff...well, we decided to do this just cuz we wanted to...

Hey guys...any of you guys noticed our little Easter eggs that we have at the ending author's note? (YukinaMizuki: I now learned to live with those previews cuz they're actually kind of funny) Hehe...we wanted to see who actually READ the author's note, since usually people just skip it...well...let's just go to what you guys were here for.

ALL CREDITS GO TO THIER RESPECTIVE OWNERS!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!

(GIRLS EDITION!)

KATHY!

VS.

GWEN!

BEGIN!

KATHY: When I heard everyone was doing rap battles, I thought "Now this, I gotta see"

But when I saw your name on the roster, I was like "Oh, you've got to be kidding me..."

A back-water reject, with absolutely NO claim to fame,

I'd like to see exactly how many Harvest Moon fans even remember your name!

Look, I'm a really patient person, but when I played your games, I spent less time playing, and more time complaining...

Let's see, your "melodies" weren't magical and forget the homeland, it was your personality that needed saving!

You know all this, yet you still want to run in the "big leagues" using the skills that you brought?

AHAHA! Now that's pretty funny, c'mon let's see what you got!

GWEN: Yeah, my fans might not be many, but I get them fairly, not using dirty tricks like somebody is...

Hey, when you got all your fans, exactly how many of them did you sleep with?

And I played your games too; I played "Tree of Tranquillity" quite happily.

But "Animal Parade" confused me, was the game named after your family?

They also said we have the same likes, do you mind explaining that a bit clearer?

I can see why you like horses, I mean... just look in the mirror!

HAHAHA! I've gotta stop soon, all this laughing can't be good for my health!

So next time you lecture someone about the "big leagues" make sure you're in the "big leagues" yourself!

KATHY: Big talk from a carpenter's granddaughter, who learned from nature since she was 3,

I guess that also explains why you have about as much sex appeal as a tree...

How do you even get guys? A flat body like that is nothing but a relationship ender,

Even Jamie has more sex appeal than you, and I don't even know what the F**k is his/her gender!

Oh wait... you do have a guy that likes you, yeah, I think you guys are on the same page...

Though I think it would probably help, if you two actually looked the same age...

But don't get me wrong, dating an older guy is waay hotter,

I... just prefer not dating guys who look the same age as my father.

GWEN: You talking about Bob? He's not old, he's younger than he may seem,

Not only is he nicer than YOUR muscle-bound boyfriend, but he's a lot bigger... if you know what I mean...

You honestly chose someone, more brawn than brain, to be your lover?

But now that I think about it, both you guys are brainless, so you're made for each other!

So what do you say to that "miss waitress"? Tell me, did you have fun?

You've been getting served all night, now your shift's about done,

Because unlike a bimbo like you, I'm an animal expert, I deal with birds, cats, horses' even frogs!

Though this was the first time I had to deal with a BITCH that had no relation to dogs...

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAB BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!

Well... now, as always, goodbye for now. Please Review and Request, and we'll keep doing this. Now, we leave you with a preview again!

YukinaMizuki: Bro, care to do the honors?

ZERO: Here's the preview for the next rap battle! (Really!)

PREVIEW: Teaching... an ancient art used to instruct people, however all teachers must obey the law of equivalent exchange... one day... two brothers named Ivan and Dirk... broke the biggest taboo in teaching... trying to teach Anita math... the results... horrifying. Ivan lost his left arm and his leg while Dirk... he lost his entire body but Ivan used the last of his energy to bind his brother's soul to a wooden suit of armor... now the two seek to find the legendary "Philosopher's Textbook" an item which may return them to their original forms... ON THE NEXT EPISODE... Ivan and Dirk journey to central city to join the Teaching corps... and hopefully find a clue to what they seek... NEXT TIME ON, FULLMETAL TEACHER: BROTHERHOOD – Episode 15: The last opponent of the teacher exams... Lloyd Mustang, the Flame teacher!

STAY TUNED!

YukinaMizuki: *sighing but getting used to it*

YukinaMizuki and ZERO: See you guys.