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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON SPECIALS!

(BATTLE OF MAGICAL BEINGS!)

WIZARD GALE!

VS.

HARVEST KING IGNIS!

BEGIN!

GALE: You really wanna fight? Then bring it on Ignis! Let's see if you can last!

In the words of another wizard, this is one battle that YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

I suggest you leave now, "O shirtless one" and go back to that mountain that you call a home,

Though I can only imagine what a perv like you does when he's home alone...

Heh, we're just getting started and already, I'm getting excited,

Me rapping against the "Harvest King"? Hah! "King of Douche bags" is more like it!

A "King" that is doomed to live alone on his mountain, Oh, I almost feel sorry,

Because between you and me... I've got more "magic" in my finger, don't believe me? Just ask Akari!

IGNIS: Insolent fool! Do you know who you're talking to? Do you, you insignificant brat!?

I'm the Chuck Norris of Harvest Moon, may I remind you of that!

You think you can rap against me? I've beaten Zeus' ass! Even sent Odin and Thor up in smoke!

And now you're telling me a puny wizard wants to rap? That ain't even funny, just some sort of bad joke...

And I've talked to Akari, she said your "magic finger" was pathetic and that you should've prepared more in advance,

She wanted to see what REAL magic looks like, so I showed her what's inside my pants!

Hey, she wanted a real man, what else can I say?

Blame the fact that you can't say the name "GALE" without first saying "GAY"!

GALE: Y'know for someone so "bright", your brain's kinda dim,

I wouldn't compare you to Chuck Norris, Cuz it would be an insult to him!

Your "Skills" and your "game" are both weak, and your pride is immense!

You're a guy with only one pick up line, which is "Let the baby making commence!"

Not smooth at all, you're just a common sex freak, who sees any girl, and immediately wants to "Do" her,

I look into my crystal ball and see many unwanted pregnancies waiting in your future!

Now does THAT sound godly? Heck no! You're a fraud!

So mark this day in Harvest Moon history! The day a wizard beat a god!

IGNIS: Looks like you still haven't learned, you should've hit the road...

Up next I'll be breaking much more than JUST the magician's code!

And you dare question my "Skills"? Maybe a pair of glasses is what you need!

Because every time I even set foot in a room, girls collapse from nose bleed!

Remember I'm IGNIS! I'm this entire world's master!

I spit rhymes so fast, that even light wished it was faster!

That should be enough, Game over little boy, you just lost this thing...

So why don't you show some respect, and BOW DOWN TO THE KING!

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!

TAKERU: Akari, did you actually sleep with these guys?

AKARI: Wha? Somebody call the aviation authorities cuz these guys are high as f**k today...

TAKERU: *nod* True that...

Well, this was that chapter!

YukinaMizuki: Oh Akari and Takeru...we honestly don't know what's going on with the "magical deities" today...anyways, Bro? C'mon, do this chapter's 'preview.'

ZERO: Next Preview!

"A long time ago... The great prince Will decided to leave Sunshine Islands to return to his home country... before he left, he said that he left all of his riches in "Two Piece"... Now all people from all over the world journey to the Grand Circle to find the legendary treasure of "Two Piece"! Our story focuses on the fisherman Denny D. Luffy, who has eaten the cursed "MokuMoku fruit" which has given him the ability to stretch his hair! Join him and his crew, the purple bandana fisherman, on the quest to become the next "Prince of Sunshine Islands"! NEXT TIME ON, TWO PIECE: Episode 11 – Vaughn the bounty hunter arrives! SET SAIL!"

YukinaMizuki: *stares*...

ZERO: What?

YukinaMizuki: *points at preview* Seriously. This?

ZERO: C'mon... I want Will's riches... how much does he even have? Think about it...

YukinaMizuki: ...Good point...who wouldn't want Will's riches?

Both: Anyways, REEQUEST AND REVIEW, AND WE'LL DO THE WORK!