Hi everyone! Well we are back again! Now this one was requested by MimiZ! Thank you very much for the request!
ANOTHER NOTE ABOUT THIS RAP! : Y'know about how there are four farmers in Tree of Tranquility? Well, Yuuki, Takeru, Akari and Hikari are all siblings here. Now, as always, PLEASE don't get offended about what they say.
ALL CREDITS GO TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS!
EPIC RAB BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON SPEACIALS!
(FAMILY WARS!)
HIKARI!
VS.
AKARI!
BEGIN!
HIKARI: So now it's our turn? Well sis, I think this is for the best,
Because quite frankly, I have so many things I'm hoping to get off of my chest
Growing up, you were always such a brat; you were given clothes, toys and even jewellery, what's next!?
The only thing more apparent that our parent's favouritism is your enormous brother complex!
Sure big bro Yuuki and Takeru always favor you, because you're their "little flower"
But I wonder how they would react if they ever found out about all your "videos" of them during their showers...
It's a fact, nothing more that your pretty face is a waste...
I'll show you that in our family you're the only disgrace!
AKARI: Are you sure in our family I'm the only disgrace?
You said you wanted to "get some things off your chest?" hehe well, I didn't know you had one in the first place
And when you said I had a brother complex, I think that was a total lie!
Because if that was true, I would've videotaped YOU cuz you look like a guy!
You really wanna play sis? HAH, your rhyme is all talk...
Trying to fight ME? Please, I've been kicking ass at rap since before you could walk
Go back home! Just take my advice, and follow it to the letter,
Just accept the fact that even mom and dad, they both liked me better...
HIKARI: I wish mom and dad could see you now, boy would they be amazed,
They'd stare in wide wonder at the slut they had raised...
Gill, Jin, Toby, Chase, Calvin, Luke, Owen... plus Ignis and Gale,
Heck, you even went after Julius! I didn't even know he was a male!
Those boys should never have met Akari... they should have straight up and left her,
I mean, my sister's ass has been in bed more times that Hugh Hefner!
I bet Natsume Inc. Is regretting their main character choice now, it should have been me!
Rather than this main protagonist who gives her virginity away like Halloween candy!
AKARI: Are you sure that was me? Are you feeling alright?
Because I'm sure as hell not the one who comes home smelling like guys every night!
Just the other day you came home, hair messy and clothes ripped like you were just in a fight,
And you said you just went to Dr. Jin for a check-up? Oh, he "Checked you up" alright
And you have the nerve to blame me for the things that you did?
All your dirty little secrets that should've stayed hid...
And here's where it ends, I hope next time you get a clue!
Just Remember lil' sis, that in our game no one ever liked you!
WHO WON?
YOUDECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!
HIKARI: *sigh* I'm glad that's over... it's really hard to act mean...
AKARI: Tell me about it... I hope I wasn't too hard on you
HIKARI: Same here
AKARI: By the way, what was the reason that you came home with your clothes ripped yesterday?
HIKARI: Ummm... big bro Takeru said he wanted to see if even our "sizes" looked the same, whatever that means, so he spent the whole day chasing me...
AKARI: I'm gonna kill that bastard...
ZERO: Ehehehe... let me tell you what your bro was thinking Hikari... he was-
YukinaMizuki: Don't. You. Dare. I won't allow you to soil Hikari's innocent mind!
ZERO: Hmph... (Not like there's anything there anyway...)
YukinaMizuki: (True dat… but don't tell them that...) ANYWAYS! Bro, Preview!
ZERO: Once again, here we go!
PREVIEW: The so-called star rancher of Harvest Moon Jamie has become tired of everyday life… one day however, Jamie's life changed when a white notebook fell from the sky. The legendary Harvestnote… the notebook only contained a set of rules one of them being: "The person whose name is written within this notebook will turn into a vegetable after 60 seconds" After reading this Jamie begins to try it out and finds that it is indeed true! Now aided by the Harvest god Ignis who loves apples, Jamie intends to use the power of the Harvestnote to become the new main protagonist of the Harvest Moon world! The only person who stands against Jamie now is the mysterious detective "T-na" who has never once failed a case! Who will win this battle with lives on the line! NEXT TIME ON: HARVESTNOTE- Episode 5: T-na's true identity! STAY TUNED!
YukinaMizuki: *fake gasp* now who can Tina- I mean- T-na be?
ZERO: I'll give you a hint. T-na's true identity is….AGHHHHH *turns into vegetable*
YukinaMizuki: *face palm*...…Jamie strikes again! (To ZERO) …no one said how long you'd be a vegetable though…eh…now I have to make sure no one eats you, ships you for money, uses Vegetable poison on you, sickles you to death….eh, moving on...
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