Hi guys! It's us again! We're back, as always to do what we usually do, which is...Jumping into the word of rainbows and flying unicorns! ...Just kidding, to write another rap, duh! Since there weren't really any requests at the moment, we just wrote this on our own!

ALL CREDITS GO TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS, and don't get offended. (As always)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON SPEACIALS!

(BATTLE OF MERCHANTS)

WON!

VS.

LLOYD!

BEGIN!

WON: Well, what a surprise! I never imagined this would happen,

I thought I would be rapping against this loser named Lloyd, not freakin Aladdin!

Oh wait, is that you Lloyd? My mistake, what a shame...

Though a street rat and a failure of a merchant ARE practically the same...

Hey, does your "bazaar" sell any magic lamps? HAHA now that would be immense!

I know! Maybe you could use all 3 wishes to improve your fashion sense!

But let's just be civil here, I was just trying to be nice,

How about a deal? I whoop your ass at rap, and only charge you half-price?

LLOYD: Well, I don't need charity from a shady seller, whose brain is wired wrong,

I'LL win this rap battle, and send YOUR ass back to Hong Kong!

See, one look at your prices make your customers faint,

Because your greed makes Mr. Krabs from Spongebob almost seem like a saint!

You and your "big talk" everyone knows it's just for show,

You really wanna fight? Well then, come at me bro!

Punches, kicks, or insults? Take your pick; it's your choice I believe,

Were having a special on those! Its "free day" mother f***r so time to receive!

WON: Heh, YOU having a "free day"? Now that's just a disgrace,

Coming from a skinny white boy, who looks way out of place!

But what I can't seem to figure out is why you're so full of rage?

That and why you still watch Spongebob even at your age...

But here's something new, I saw you the other day hanging out with Mayor Felix looking so respectful and proper,

If only he knew you were only hanging out with him, so that you could have sex with his daughter

In China we have a saying to describe what you did,

In English it says: "Don't let weirdly dressed men, hang out with your kids"!

LLOYD: Me? Dress weird? My clothes are hot off the shelf!

And here's a saying for you! "If you insult another man's clothes, make sure you dress well yourself"!

Though coming from you, that's no big surprise...

Everything is made in China, including huge lies!

Being a better rapper than you is what I'm all about!

It's almost the end, so I guess it's time for this "Chinese" to be "Taken-out"

This battle is over! Your rap stunk so badly, I had to open the exhaust

With rapping like that, you shouldn't have been named "WON" you should've been named "LOST"!

WHO WON!?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!

And that's the end of this chapter's rap battle! We are so sorry for not updating sooner!

YukinaMizuki: Anyways...good news is, I managed to fix my bro so he's not a vegetable anymore! Here he is for this week's preview!

Zero: Do you know how hard it was being corn? My god... I was allergic to myself... any way here is the preview

PREVIEW: We now continue on the adventures of Jack Ketchum from mineral town, in the last episode he, along with his trusty friends, Skye, who aspires to be the number 1 Harvestmon breeder, and Claire who aims to be the top coordinator of the whole Harvestmon world, climb the stairs to fight the first member of the legendary "Elite 44"! Will Jack and his best Harvestmon companion, Jillachu, be able to handle Rock, the first out of the 44 members? What type of Harvestmon could he be a master of!? Stay tuned to find out! Next time on: HARVESTMON: New world – "Rock" n roll!"... "Jillachu! I chose you!" "Jiiiill... (Translation: Sigh, why am I wearing this Pikachu suit anyway...)"

YukinaMizuki: Harvestmon! ZERO, return!

ZERO: ...

YUkinaMizuki: Eh...too much?

ZERO: Just, leave the jokes to me ok...

YukinaMizuki: That wasn't a joke...I've been watching too much of these shows...

Both: As always, Review, Request ok? But...we have an announcement... we're a bit busy these days, so we're not sure if we can update as quickly as we could before...we're sorry in advance, but just keep requesting and reviewing all right? We're bound to get to those as soon as we can!