Hi guys. We have an announcement. This is now the season finale, and then we'll end Epic Rap Battles of History. BUT WAIT! There WILL be a season 2! This time, all the characters will start from scratch. Cuz, have you noticed that through the whole Epic Rap Battle, none of them duplicated?

Well, why should we keep you waiting? Here's the season finale of ERBH!

All credits go to their respective owners!


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!

SEASON FINALE!

JACK!

VS.

MARK!

(Jack and Mark step up to the stage and stare each other down...)

READY?

BEGIN!

JACK: Whoa now! Slow down boy; let me get things straight,

You wanna beat me? Well, you're not that great.

The premise of your game: "Islands split apart!"

Plot sucked so hard, I had to return to Wallmart!

I said "Excuse me miss, can I make a return? This game, that's it..."

She said "I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept shit..."

Your game swung and missed, you can't beat this!

OG, MC, since 96'!

Your turn bro, let's hear some rhyme!

Give me a good fight, show me a good time!

MARK: Heh, all this bark and no bite from a weak little pup,

It aint over till the fat lady sings, so tell your momma to warm up!

I'll show you a good fight, hell... I'll beat ya blue!

Do you have any idea who you're talkin to!?

M to the A to the R to the K

You want a "good time"? Hah! I don't bend that way!

You seem to think you're a rapper, for which there is no equal,

But like every Disney movie, your games never deserved a sequel!

You've been on top to long! Time to send you to school!

Move aside old man, and let a new king rule!

JACK: Man, I'd LET you rule, if you were in a good game...

Unlike you, anyone who's ever played Harvest Moon has at least heard of my name!

MARK: Please, after they meet me, no one will remember your name, let alone this fight...

JACK: Oh yeah? Your girl Chelsea seemed to remember just fine, when I rode her last night...

Just go ahead and ask her, I'm sure she'd tell...

MARK: Now that you mention it, she told me about a guy who F***s worse than he smells...

Because I always get girls! They always want me!

JACK: HAHAHA, with all the fanfiction about you? Let's say "Vaughn" begs to disagree...

MARK: So who won the last rap? I swore I beat you!

JACK: Why don't you wake up first? And let's settle this in season 2!

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HARVEST MOON!

GAME OVER!


So here it is! Please don't ask why Mark VS Jack was the end of season 1, cuz we're not answering that. Well, we're not actually sure when we're going to start Season 2, but just send your requests, ok?

Well, Bye guys! We'll see you again soon!

-ZERO and YukinaMizuki