HEYYYYYYYY. It's me again. As you know school has started( I mentioned this in the last chapter) and I NEED TO REVISE FOR MY YEARLYS. Who cares for know. Anyways HAPPY READING! ^o^
Disclaimer:I don't own KHR
Chapter 10
*Anna's POV*
It's been 1 day since the Varia have entered my household. I am holding off rather well. If you don't count the torn living room, broken doors, messy kitchen and burnt house. I'm just joking about the last one, if it were true I don't know what would happen to me. Would I be grounded for the rest of my lifetime?
Anyways that's off topic. I always thought if I burnt down this house in Japan that the landowners would get angry. Then I thought that I never saw anyone else other than my family in this house. I asked my parents and they said this was our house. WHEN WAS OUR FAMILY SO RICH.
Sigh. I can't keep ranting to myself, I have to look after 'them'. If I don't keep watch for more than a couple of minutes, I don't know what they'll do to the house. I'm just REALLY glad that this is our house rather than a house my family is renting. If we were renting, I doubt my parents would actually let them babysit me.
*CRASH*
*CRACK*
*BANG*
*CRASH*
*BOOM*
Oh shit. Really, for a couple of minutes they can already create havoc. I wonder where they destroyed this time, I hope it's not the kitchen because if they did then we wouldn't have dinner tonight.
I race towards the noises when I see them all stuffed in the kitchen. They're all stuffed in the kitchen in different positions and it's really surprising that they're actually working together in an 'orderly manner'. I wouldn't say very orderly but it was much better than their usual behaviour.
Lussuria is obviously the one who is instructing everyone on what to do. Xanxus who is the 'boss' is outside just sitting around telling them to work quicker. Bel and Squalo are working on cutting vegetables which is surprising for me. Bel is using these weirdly shaped knifes and Squalo is using...his left hand? Mammon can't be seen and I'm guessing that baby is floating around somewhere counting his money. I still don't know how he flies around everywhere, it defies gravity and physics. Levi or 'moustache guy' as I like to call him is electrifying meat with umbrellas in our kitchen.
I'm not sure how dinner will turn out so I guess I'll just leave it to them. I'm just about to leave and turn the corner when he calls out to me.
"Oi, trash."
I immediately freeze into place and I stiffly turn around and reply.
"Yes."
"Do you know how to fight?"
Why would I need to know how to fight?
"Um, I have taken some basic taekwondo lessons?"
"Trash, I'm talking about proper training!"
Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed.
"Err, no."
"Hm."
Then he looked uninterested in me and started shouting at them in the kitchen to work faster. I took that as my cue to leave so I just snuck away and into my bedroom. I want to take a nap but with those random dreams I don't want to. I have to keep myself occupied.
Occupied. Occupied. I have no idea what to do to keep myself occupied.
*BOOM*
I should check on them again just to be on the safe side that they didn't blow up the kitchen. I calmly walk towards the kitchen when I see that there is chaos. Bel and Squalo are fighting and Levi is telling them to shut up. Lussuria is just doing his own little thing in his corner while humming. Mammon appeared and looks at the mess and calculates how much take away would cost. Xanxus is obviously very annoyed. I should try and get their attention, then ask them for their help to clean up.
"Um guys I-"
"VOIIII BEL, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU CUT IT YOU LITTLE DIPSHIT."
*CRASH*
"VOIIIII BOSS WHAT WAS THAT FOR."
"Ushishishishi, the shark's getting blamed."
"We need to work quickly in order to prepare boss's meal!"
Well, they're obviously not going to listen to me if I'm quiet.
"HELLO!"
Everyone turns their head towards me. This is really nerve racking.
"We need to clean up this mess otherwise we'll never be able to cook dinner."
No one responds until Bel says something and all hell breaks loose. Again.
"Ushishishi, why should we listen to you?"
"VOIIIII WE'LL HANDLE OURSELFS YOU BRAT."
"Take away averages a cost of..."
I am going to try one more time otherwise I am calling the police to get rid of these people from my house. I grab the nearest knife and I literally just stab it into the tabletop. I got their attention at least.
"LISTEN UP YOU DIPSHITS. THIS IS MY HOUSE MEANING MY RULES. YOU FOLLOW THEM. YOU GOT THAT."
"Ushishishi, who are yo-"
"DO YOU HAVE A F****** PROBLEM BEL?"
The heat in this room is rising, literally the temperature just went up a few notches... Now it's dropping steadily, I'm losing my confidence and my impulse anger.
"Anyways, it's time to get this kitchen cleaned up."
They just nod at me like I'M their boss and it creeps me out. Did I really look that scary?
As we begin cleaning, Bel starts fighting with Squalo again and then Levi just HAD TO join in their fight. I am getting really pissed at how uncooperative these people are and I feel like my anger's rising again.
"BEL, SQUALO, LEVI GET. THE HELL OUT."
I kick them out and I begin cleaning again when Lussuria pipes up.
"Don't worry, they're always like that~"
"Um okay Mr Lussuria?"
"Awww, you're so cute, you can call me Luss nee~"
I have no idea how he can sound so...girly. He's surrounded by people who are the violent people in the world and I bet he's thinking about what clothes he should wear. I'm joking but if you met him, I know you'd be thinking WTF.
"Yea...Sure. Luss nee?"
"AWWWWW. YOU'RE THE CUTEST ANNA CHAN!"
Since when did I allow him to call me Anna chan.
"Well, let's get back to cleaning shall we?"
"Yup!"
*After cleaning*
I'm so tired, I never thought a small bunch of people could actually make such a big mess. As expected of a group that knows how to intimidate anyone they meet with their aura. Lussuria has to start cooking again since they blew up what he started cooking like an hour ago.
I'll just go lie down for now until Lussuria finishes cooking dinner.
I walk towards my room but I also pass my parents room on the way. I decide to take a peek at what's inside since they're only coming home late for this week. Also after dinner, the Varia are going to leave since my parents are going to come home at around that time. They said that they'll come back at like 9 something. Meh.
I sneak into their bedroom without much of a hassle and I decide to leave the door slightly ajar so if I am in danger I can immediately run back out. When I walk over to their bed, I instinctively think something's wrong so I take a step back. Darts come flying out of nowhere at where I was once standing. I walk back and reach for the light.
As the light turns on, I see that there was a trip wire at the door. Though I managed to move over it out of sheer luck and not activate the alarm. I notice that there are in fact many hidden things that would spring out at you which are hidden in the walls where it looks slightly off. I just don't know what things will set off the traps.
I spot their wardrobe in the corner of the room. I have a plan in mind. It's not an official plan and I might as well as be killed. I'm going to just run. I know that it's a retarded idea seeing as I have already encountered a trap but I can't seem to shake off a feeling.
That feeling might get me killed trying to get answers (like what I'm currently doing) or I could get answers and not get killed in the future(if I do find answers then I'm probably still going to get killed).
Ready. Set. GO.
I run with all I've got and I manage to make it there safely.
When I open the closet what I see is a REAL surprise. I see...NORMAL CLOTHES. I am going to pull out my hair, I am so angry at myself for actually believing it could have been here. I risked my life...
THAT'S IT. If they set up traps in here then there must be something of value to them. On the other hand though, they could have set up traps to kill the person trying to steal documents from this house so they won't have a chance to actually find it since it might be somewhere else in the house. Or they could do it to confuse that person looking for documents, the person might believe it must be in here since there are traps set.
I'm just over thinking again.
I should probably get back before they catch me.
*Sparkle*
Hmmmm, what do we have here? I try and move my way to the back of the wardrobe without moving anything. They might know I had been here if I did. Nothing seems to move so I just push everything out of my way. I don't actually care anymore since I'm going to have A LONG TALK about what's going on. THEY HAVE TRAPS SET UP IN THEIR ROOM FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
Anyways, I find a part of the wall that juts out. Interesting, but there doesn't seem to be a handle. I move my hand all over the jutted wall and I can't find it. I look around in the closet for anything that could prove as the trigger for the door.
I press against something and the door opens. I have to figure out what I pressed so I can come back later or maybe tomorrow.
I look at what opened and see just another shelf. With clothes. You're hiding clothes? Are these meant to be 'expensive clothes' or something, are they bulletproof clothes? Why the hell are you hiding CLOTHES.
I partly rummage through the clothes and I come across a box. Smart, as expected of my parents but I've watched too many spy movies. I wonder what's in here.
I open the lid and this is what I see.
STAY TUNED FOR WHAT'S IN THE BOX.
