Hi, it's RiverFawn, and I hope I'll make you smile with this chapter. :)
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting cow."
"Interrupting c-
"MOOOO!" 15 year old Wally cracked up, causing Roy and Dick to groan.
"Wally, you've been telling that same joke for the last ten minutes."
"But I'm so bored!" Wally whined. "When are we going to arrive at that pick-your-own strawberries farm place?"
Dick rubbed his forehead, irritated. "We're here."
Suddenly, Wally erupted in another fit of giggles.
"What, Wally?" Roy hissed.
Wally just pointed to the sign, still laughing. When the other two saw it, they couldn't help but snicker.
On the "PICK YOUR OWN STRAWBERRIES- BABIES AND TODDLERS FREE!" sign, the letters in strawberries except for s and e were missing, and so was the w in own. The remaining letters had been rearranged to spell...
PICK YOUR NOSE-BABIES AND TODDLERS FREE!
The three boys were so focused on the sign, they didn't notice their car was still going...in the direction of the farm. Until Dick glanced at the road.
"WATCH OUT!"
Roy screamed as well. "The stupid brakes aren't working!"
Dick quickly observed their surroundings. "Drive into those giant bales of hay!"Roy did as he was told, and the boys let out sighs of relief...until an angry farmer came up to their window.
"Shoot," Dick said under his breath.
"HEY! YOU BOYS JUST DROVE INTO THE HAY THAT WE SPENT ALL MORNIN' PACKIN'!"
Dick looked up innocently. "We're terribly sorry, sir. Our brakes weren't working, and so we found somewhere soft to land. We'll make it up to you."
"How?" the farmer demanded, but with a softer tone this time. "Yer don't need to clean it up, I have people fer that. Besides, we wouldn't want yer nice clothes to git dirty."
Dick thought. Quickly, he whispered to his friends, "What did we bring here?"
"Well, we brought a guitar and a set of drums, 'cause we were gonna sing and play instruments at Roy's after this," Wally said thoughtfully.
"We brought speakers and all that, too," Roy added.
Dick nodded, a gleam in his eye, and turned to the farmer. "Hey Mr. Farmer, how about we play a song for your customers? Then other people would come listen to our music, and you would get even more customers."
One hour later...
"Wally, give us the beat," Dick commanded. Wally nodded. *Tap, tap, tap, tap* Roy played an intro on his guitar, accompanied by Wally and then Dick began to sing.
"Just shoot for the stars, if it feels right, then aim for my heart, if you feel like and take me away, make it okay, I swear I'll behave." Dick crooned into the microphone.
All the people in the crowd, boys and girls alike, swooned.
"He could seriously control the world if he wanted to," Wally muttered to Roy, who just smirked.
"-and I'll show you all the moves like Jagger, I've got the moves like Jagger, I've got the-
"MOOOO!" a cow bellowed.
Dick tried to keep from doubling over with laughter, and a quick glance over his shoulder confirmed that his friends felt the same. "-ves like Jagger."
The ride home was filled with silence, until Wally broke it.
"Interrupting cow."
So, how'd you like it? My friend was annoying everyone at school with this joke. :p So, I really hope you'll review. I'm running out of ideas. :(