This is for hawtphoenix, who requested a boys' sleepover gone wrong. Thank you, hawtphoenix! And I do not own anything.
Bruce, Barry and Oliver stormed into the hospital. "WHAT HAPPENED?!" Bruce roared at the three boys, two of them cowering in terror and the third, a boy with black hair, looking up thoughtfully. "Well," he began...
Flashback!
It was a beautiful summer day, the kind that had a sky that was the perfect, richest shade of blue. It was the kind with that fresh, light, cool breeze that made the deep green leaves flutter gently and the soft green grass-
"We get it, Dick," Bruce interrupted, irritated.
Dick pouted. "Anyways..."
Flashback!
It was a beautiful summer day, and Dick Grayson was enjoying it immensely. He had the entire house to himself, as Alfred was at a resort and Bruce was at a meeting (again). He was sitting in a hammock, enjoying life when suddenly...
WALLY, IT'S WALLY, WALLYWALLYWALLYWALLYWALLYWALLY-
Dick yelped and fell out of his hammock, effectively causing a bruise on his side.
Ding! Injury number 1!
He blindly groped with his hand for his cell phone. "What, Wally?" he grumbled.
"LET'S HAVE A SLEEPOVER!" Wally screamed in his ear.
"Shush, Wally!" he hissed.
"Sorry, man, but let's have a sleepover!"
"No!" Dick groaned.
"Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease-
"Wally, as many times as you say please, I will say no!"
"Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease-
"Nonononono-
"Pleasepleasepleaseplease-
"I SHALL NEVER SAY YES!"
Five minutes later...
"Yes, okay!"
"YEAH!"
One hour later...
Wally and Roy appeared at Dick's door, carrying giant bags of stuff and smiling from ear to ear.
Dick just groaned. He felt a headache coming on.
Wally set his bags down. "So, what we gonna do?"
Two thousand gummy bears later...
"Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan~" Dick sang from his position on top of the table.
Wally ran into a wall.
"I AM TITANIUMMMMMM!" Roy yelled drunkenly, dancing with a broom.
Wally ran into a wall.
"Oh I'm a gummy bear," Dick.
Wally ran into a wall.
"Yes I'm a gummy bear!" Roy.
Wally ran into a wall.
"Oh, I'm a yummy, funny, tummy, lucky gummy bear," Roy and Dick sang in harmony.
Wally smashed into another wall and collapsed.
Let's see, those were injuries two, three, four, five, and six.
Roy sauntered over to Wally, poking his head. "Heyyy Dickie-birrrd," he slurred.
"Yesss, Royyyy?"
"Walllly's sleeeeping!"
Dick attempted to walk over, but forgot he was on a table and fell, hard.
Roy giggled like a maniac, stumbled over to Dick...
And fainted.
End flashback!
"And that's how we got concussions, broken arms and legs, and numerous bruises," Dick finished.
Bruce, Barry and Oliver gaped. Then, Oliver started giggling. Barry and Bruce also started snickering, causing their protégés to gape at them. Soon, the three men were laughing so hard that their faces were red. Even the darn Dark Knight!
That wasn't something you saw every day.
"W-we've gotta check the security cameras," Oliver gasped between laughs.
"Yeah, maybe they caught the whole thing on camera," Barry chortled.
"That'd be more priceless than any Ming vase," Bruce chuckled.
The three mentors walked out of the hospital room, still sniggering, and leaving their very red-faced protégés to groan and cover their heads with pillows.
In the Watchtower, three days later, peals of laughter and squealing could be heard everywhere.
Poor guys... Thanks again for the idea, hawtphoenix, and please review!