I'm sorry for that depressing, awkward last chapter. But I was in a bad mood...*pouts*
Anyways, this chapter is a crossover between this story, TSToTTH, and my other story, Reversed Bats and Bird, where the ages of the Batkids are reversed. So, Dick has, what, six older siblings now? Terry, Dami, Cass, Steph, Tim, and Jay (yay for nicknames). And all of them are a teensy bit overprotective...
Richard Grayson, A.K.A. Robin: 13.
Jason Todd, A.K.A. Red Hood: 16.
Stephanie Brown, A.K.A. Batgirl: 18.
Timothy Drake, A.K.A. Red Bat: 18.
Damian Wayne, A.K.A. Grey Bat: 18.
Cassandra Cain, A.K.A. Blackbat: 20.
Terrence McGinnis, A.K.A. Blackwing: 22.
Wally West, A.K.A. Kid Flash: 16
Roy Harper, A.K.A. Red Arrow: 18
Disclaimer: I own nothing, meow~
Dick was dreaming. He was dreaming that he was a robin, flying gracefully in the sky, listening to the soothing, mild calls of his fellow birds. He beat his powerful wings several times, gliding smoothly through the air and feeling the silky, downy tips of his feathers flutter in the placid winds. Basking in the warm sun, he turned to the robin beside him, who was chirping softly. "Do you think- looks so happy-don't disturb-
Wait, what? What?
Dick opened his sapphire eyes, blinking them blearily before they focused on two figures. One was fiddling with his communicator, and the other with his drawer.
"Terry! You woke him up with your insanely loud voice!"
"Well, Jason, I was trying to get you to quiet down!"
"Good morning, Dickie! Want some grilled salmon for breakfast?"
"Jason! Obviously Dick wants crab sushi, complete with clam chowder~"
That was the first clue that something was amiss.
Dick stared at his crazy older brothers. "Three things. One, who in their right mind would have grilled salmon, crab sushi or clam chowder for breakfast? Two, I'm allergic to seafood. And three, get out of my room." Terry pouted, put Dick's communicator on his drawer, and tugged Jason out.
The second clue was during breakfast, when Stephanie walked into the kitchen. "Hey! Wanna watch The Conjuring with Roy, Wally, Tim and your favourite big sister?"
Dick dropped his omelet, surprised. "You and Tim hate that movie...you guys also hate Roy and Wally."
"Do we? Huh." Stephanie made no sign of leaving.
Dick rolled his eyes, dropped his plate in the sink and left.
The third and final clue was when Damian and Cass were walking past his room, whispering and glancing at him. That wasn't the suspicious behaviour. No, the suspicious part was...
When Damian smiled.
Dick almost screamed. Damian smiling? Come to think of it...his other sibs had been acting pretty weird, too. He sat on his bed, pulled out a notebook and pencil and flipped to an unused page.
First clue: Terry and Jason offering breakfast: nice.
Dick frowned, added "deathly" before "breakfast" and crossed out "nice", replacing it with "dangerous".
Second clue: Stephanie offering to see movie she hates with people she hates: suspicious, but kind.
Was it his birthday? No, that was last month...did something bad or unusual happen? No...
He added "possibly trying to keep me busy."
Third clue: Damian smiling with no malicious intent: one of the scariest things I have ever freaking seen, second only to Joker.
First clue plus second clue plus third clue, equal to attempted poisoning plus distraction plus scary Damian, equals trained batsiblings trying to kill him.
Dick sat back contentedly, pleased that he had solved the mystery. I should tell Jason...too bad he's trying to kill me...wait, WHAT?
Dick promptly fainted onto his bed.
This chapter was strange and confusing...and actually more of a Reverse Bats and Bird chapter...but there'll be enough of Wally and Roy in the next chapter! Seeya within the time range of one hour to one week for the second and final part of...My Batsiblings Are Trying To Kill Me!