So, first of all, I wanna thank a-fanfictioner, BlueReader, creamtherabbit77, randomkitty101, ArkieR, GingerGeek, well, all of my reviewers! I love you guys! Lately, I've been kinda down in the dumps, and every review raises my spirits by 40 percent. Thank you!

And if you don't see me posting anything for a while, don't worry, I haven't abandoned my story, nor am I dead. I am simply busy with school and stuff. From now until July, I'll probably post on Thursday or Friday afternoons, or the weekend.

So, here's a-fanfictioner's request, combined with Kitte-wolf's. The result? Roy, Dick and Wally have the perfect costumes for Halloween. They're going to be wizards from Harry Potter! So when they learn that they have to spend Halloween night patrolling Star City, they're pretty irked...until they get permission to patrol in their costumes!

By the way, let's just say Constantine Drakon and the other villians are alive and stuff when Roy is eighteen. Kay? Kay.

So, enjoy!

Dick scowled. "But Bruce!" he whined. "We had the perfect costumes!"

His mentor glared back. "No buts about it. I need you three to be a distraction while GA, Flash and I investigate the crime."

Dick, Wally and Roy really did have the perfect costumes. The trio of vigilantes were going to dress up as the trio from Harry Potter. Wally was Ron because they were both loud ginger jokesters that were hungry a lot, Dick was Harry because of the black hair, the parent thing and because they were both pretty famous, and Roy was genderbent Hermione because he was somewhat of a mother hen.

"Well, can't you get some other protégés to patrol Star City?" Roy hissed at his mentor, who was standing beside Batman.

"For goodness' sake, Roy, you're eighteen and-

"Sorry boys, everyone's busy," the Flash responded with a nervous grin at Green Arrow, whose lecture had just been interrupted.

Dick sighed, Wally groaned disappointedly and Roy just Batglared at Green Arrow.

Batman gave in. "Fine, you can wear your wizard robe-like things on patrol. But you must wear them over your suits, and they must not be able to choke, trip, impale or otherwise harm you."

The boys perked up. "We will, Bruce," they chorused, their faces a picture of perfect, angelic innocence. Green Arrow sighed and rubbed his temples.

Four hours later, Dick stepped out of the washroom with a lightning-shaped scar on his forehead and wizard robes over his Robin costume, followed by Wally, who was also wearing wizard robes. That wasn't the problem.

The problem was that their robes were cut up to their knees, there was a belt above their hips and the bottom half of their robes were quite flowy. In short, their robes looked like dresses and the guys looked like girls.

Roy doubled over with laughter. "W-what happened to your robes?"

"Bruce and Alfred," Dick growled, waving his wand threateningly. And Roy probably would have stopped, if the wand hadn't looked so much like a drumstick (not the chicken). It was probably also as harmless as a drumstick. "Y-your wand! Haha, this is just too funny! Babyproofed wands and, and freaking SKIRTS! Who're you, Harriet Potter and Rhonda Weasley?"

A devious smirk grew on Dick's face. "Y'know...I think Bruce wanted to babyproof your costume, too...Wally?"

Roy gaped. "No. No no no. Wally, don't, or I'll-

But it was too late. In a flash, Wally had turned Herman Granger into Hermione Granger.

Roy scowled. "Darn it."

How was it? I took a week to redo the end of this chapter...five times. And that is why this is so freaking late. Thank you for not killing me for not updating! :)