Yeah! I finally had an idea!
I got these jokes from the internet (except for the limo thing). I don't own anything.
The Most Embarrassing/Funny Moments Ever
The three boys sat around a table in Wayne Manor, eating fish and chips. Suddenly, Wally mumbled something.
"What?" Dick queried through a mouthful of tilapia.
"I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I really needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my extra-large spaghetti, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod." Wally blushed as Roy stared at him.
Dick snickered. "I was waiting for Alfred to pick me up from the movies. I scan the parking lot and saw this limo that looked exactly like ours, so I went in-the door was open-and there's a lady next to me, in a long dress of silk and diamonds. At first, I think she's Bruce's new girlfriend. But then I check the driver's seat and it's not Alfred. Turns out, it's an actor coming to see the premiere of her movie. She snarls at me to get out of her car, and calls her bodyguards, but when she recognizes me as Bruce Wayne's kid, she calls her bodyguards off and coos at me, wondering if I could just maybe get my daddy's number for her."
Wally snorts with laughter. "So I'm going to my classmate's house to work on a history project, right? I walk up to the front door, but I think I hear a noise, so I turn around while I knock, 'cause he doesn't have a doorbell. I then realize that I'm not knocking on the door, I'm knocking on my classmate's older sister's erm...chest. She shrieks, and her parents glare at me while my classmate laughs his head off."
Dick cackled. "Okay, I'm in science class, and this girl spills some yellow dye on my uniform. The teacher tells me to go to the empty history classroom to change. I take my clothes off, and I'm naked when a teacher and her class come into the classroom. To make matters worse, the yellow dye makes it look like I peed my pants." Wally howled with laughter and high-fived his best friend.
Roy sighed and gave in. "I was on a field trip a few months ago. We all go into a restaurant, and I'm the last one to order. My order took a long time, for some reason, and when I get back to the tables, everyone's gone. I look out the window and see a bus leaving, and realize that they must be leaving in that bus. I rush after it and yell at the bus to stop, but when it finally stops and I get on, I see a bunch of kindergarteners gawking at me. I hear laughing and turn around to find that my classmates were outside waiting for their bus, and that I was on the wrong bus." Dick and Wally cracked up.
It was silent for a second as the three boys pondered all the stuff they had just told each other.
Dick blushed. "Let's never speak of this again."
"Agreed," Roy affirmed.
Wally frowned. "Hey, wait. Aren't there cameras recording in here that are connected to the Watchtower?"
The other two processed this information.
"And isn't everyone at the Watchtower today to check the systems?" Roy realized. Including Ollie... "Oh shi-
Aaand thank you very much, Roy, but I'll take it from here! So, sorry for taking so long, and if you like this awkward moment stuff, check out the second chapter of my Nightwing Awesomeness story, where Dick reveals his most awkward moments! And please review! Not that you have to do any of this stuff, though...
I'll continue the Harriet Potter thing sometime in the future *yawns lazily*...
Bye!