Hey guys, hybrid here with my second chapter of Jokes! Now this one has some real characters and some made up(these are not ocs.) Now I would like to give another shoutout to ShadowEclipseX we are going to be working together on projects and this project he came up with and I will be putting my two cents in on it! So enjoy!

Starstar's Story

Shadowclan incident

Warrior #1: *breathlessly* Starstar! Starstar! Your ma- your mate….. *snickering* …. your mate… Hahahahahahaha! Your name is so stupid you dumb ugly piece of crap!

Starstar: Well spit it out!

Warrior #1: AAhhhh anyway, your mate has been taken by Shadowclan warriors and we think she may have been killed. We don't know what happened to the body but we have some ideas.

Starstar: …..

The Battle

(In this scene Starstar's clan is in battle with Shadowclan)

Starstar: You will pay for what you did to my mate!

Shadowclan cat #1: She was useless anyway! I think we did her a favor! (pounces on Starstar)

Starstar: Someone help!

Warrior #2 : I'll save you Star-star-sta-HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR NAME SUCKS!

Starstar: WAIT PLEASE HELP! *gets stomach ripped open*

Warrior #3: I think that was his last life….HAHA HE HAD A RIDICULOUS NAME!

*everyone laughs*

The Birth

Medicine Cat: There, you have a litter of five. I will leave you alone.

Starstar's mother: Thank you. Time for names. *looks at Starstar*

Starstar's mother: You look so bright. Just like the stars above. I'll call you Starkit.

Starstar's father: You do know if he becomes a leader he will be called Starstar. STARstar. That is the worst name ever you dumb broad.

Tales From The Medicine Den

Yellowfang: Are you going to take those juniper berries or what?

Sick apprentice: No I don't want to.

Yellowfang: Well sooner or later you will eat them anyway. But if you fuss and moan some more by the time you eat them how will you know I didn't switch the juniper with death berries?

Sick apprentice: *passes out*

Dovewing: God I didn't know kitting would hurt this much!

Jayfeather: It's okay, just find a stick to bite on.

Dovewing: I found one, but what are these strange markings?

Jayfeather: Wait strange mar-

Dovewing: Ugh another contraction! *bites stick*

Jayfeather: Starclan kill me.

How Characters really died

Firestar: When Graystripe comes to join us never take away food from him.

Bluestar: Why not?

Firestar: How do you think I got here?

Lionblaze: Hey Hollyleaf why did you kill Ashfur?

Hollyleaf: I thought he was just an ashhole.

Hey guys that's the end of the second chapter of my jokes fanfiction and I know it isn't the best but it was my first one so watcha gonna do? Anyway here is the trivia question: Who was the first cat to be introduced?

ClearSky

Bluestar

Littlecloud

Tigerclaw

Whoever answers the trivia correctly will be mentioned in the next fanfiction! See you next time!