Dean: "And this is why I don't bring up religion."
Jenna: "Who gives a rat's fat furry ass? We can talk free here. Nobody is judging anyone here."
Elizabeth: "True and we're drunk and won't remember squat anyway."
Seth holds up his hand like he's asking a question in school.
Jenna: "Yes Rollins? Why are you holding your hand up?"
Seth: "Rats don't have furry asses."
Jenna: "And how would you know? Do you go around looking at the south end of a rat other than ring rats and those are humans."
Seth: "Rats have long tails and there's hardly any hair on their tails. So, how can they have a furry ass if there's hardly any hair on their tail?"
Jenna shakes her head.
Jenna: "It's not meant to be analyzed drunkard."
Seth: "Like the saying "fuck a duck and look what hatches" why the hell would you want to do that? It's bestiality."
Jenna: "Fuck a duck named Chuck. Why would you name a duck? Who cares? I mean, really Rollins."
Roman starts laughing.
Roman: "You two are funny when you're drunk. She gets defensive and suddenly Seth is the all-knowing Mr. Wizard over here. We got Sherman and Mr. Peabody."
Monique: "All righty then. You do know Mr. Peabody was a dog, right?"
Roman: "Yeah and Seth was a Hound of Justice. So, it makes sense."
Monique: "As long as you're calling Seth the dog. It's all good. So, who wants to go first?"
She puts the bottle of Honey Jack on the table and takes off the top.
Dean: "I'll go first."
Monique smiles at him.
Monique: "Of course you will. Why am I not surprised by that?"
Dean: "What, I'm adventurous."
He shrugs it off like it's no big deal.
Monique: "You get to ask the first question."
Seth: "Oh God. Now I'm scared. You just put Dean in charge of questions that may or may not bring a life change to the six of us."
Dean: "Very funny, Rollins. Are we talking to individuals or are we asking the whole group?"
Monique: "The whole group."
Dean: "Have you ever shared a kiss with the same sex?"
Jenna and Elizabeth both take a drink. Dean takes one too.
Seth: "You kissed a guy before?"
Dean: "Yes I kissed a guy before. It wasn't a family member, forehead or a cheek either."
Seth: "You kissed a guy like you would an attractive female."
Dean: "Sober too. He asked me if I'd ever kissed a man before and I said "no" so he kissed me. It was a good kiss too. I have to admit it."
Roman: "How the fuck does that conversation come up between two sober men? Was he gay?"
Dean: "Nope."
Roman: "Not that you have to be gay to want to kiss another man. I was just wondering because you don't look like the type who would just randomly kiss some dude."
Dean: "I was curious and I do crazy shit."
Roman: "That makes sense now. Do you have other curiosities that I should know about? Being as I am one of your brothers."
Dean: "Let's just call me a free spirit and leave it at that. I love pussy though excuse the bluntness in mixed company."
Monique: "We all have curiosities. It's part of being human. No need to censor yourself, Dean. We're all over the age of 21 here."
Seth: "See? That's such a double standard. You expect women to experiment with other women, but when a guy says he kissed another guy sober it's an automatic outing. He has to be gay or want guys somehow to just do it out of being curious."
Roman: "I wasn't trying to turn it into an outing. I was just making sure everything was ok."
Dean: "Yup. Everything is just fine. I'm giving honest drunk answers. Who's next?"
Monique: "That would be Elizabeth."
Elizabeth: "Hi. I'm the woman who kissed Jenna."
Seth: "You two kissed each other sober."
Jenna: "I never said I was sober. I said I kissed a girl and I liked it."
Elizabeth: "Yeah. We were drunk, but it was good. Anyway, Have you ever had your man or lady parts exposed in public?"
Dean: "Are we talking full frontal or everything?"
Elizabeth: "It all counts."
All three guys take a drink.
Roman: "It was half, but my man parts as you put it were still out in public."
Elizabeth: "Peacock or eggs."
Roman: "Side peacock and one egg. My shorts slid up on one side and I couldn't fix them."
Dean: "God bless Katie Perry."
Seth: "I had a full on crotch out pants on the floor moment."
Jenna: "In the ring?"
Seth: "Yes. My pants ripped and when I noticed it my shorts were ripped too. So, the whole Ring of Honor audience got to see my peacock and eggs and if you were in the back seats you got to see my ass. I mind as well have walked out there stark naked and said "here I am. Take pictures."
Jenna: "Oh my God. Did it get televised?"
Seth: "No. It was on the internet though."
Jenna: "That explains the whole "Don't lose your pants, Tyler" comment that guy yelled out."
Seth: "That's why I stopped wearing street clothes in the ring too. Now I wear sliders and my underwear just encase."
Dean: "I had my shorts yanked completely off. It wasn't on TV or the net, but it was in public."
Jenna takes a drink.
Jenna: "I lost my top at the beach."
Elizabeth takes a drink.
Elizabeth: "I mooned a car."
