Scene: Fumiko goes to the nearest door on her side of the hideout, while Tobi goes to his. Fumiko, unsure who she's about to give cookies to, decides to find out.
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Knock, knock.
"Who's in this room?"
"..."
Knock, knock.
"Is this room empty?"
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"Huh. I guess it is. Well, I know where Sasori's room is, and he's on my side, so I'll bring him cookies."
"You made cookies? What the hell's wrong with you? You're kidnapped! And you're giving your kidnappers cookies!"
"Oh- Hidan! Wow, you're really quiet. Baking is relaxing for me. Anyway, Tobi helped, so I don't think you guys are really mean kidnappers. You let me make cookies. Cookie?"
"No!"
"Aw. Are you sure? Me and Tobi made them. Oh... by the way, Hidan, where're your cleaning supplies? Tobi, uh, dropped a few things."
"Ahh, fuck."
"Does your head hurt or something?"
"It does now!"
"Ooh! I know medical ninjutsu, I can help!"
"Don't touch me, you crazy bitch! I'll scythe you!"
"Hold on a second~"
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"... Oh. That actually feels really good."
"You're all stressed out, Hidan. That's why you have a headache. I'm numbing it a little as well, all right? Im not as good with ninjutsu as some so I won't fix it all the way."
"... Uh..."
"There. Do you want a cookie now?"
"What! No! I already said no! Now get outta my damn room!"
"I'm not in your room, though. And caffeine helps migraines go away, as long as you only have a little bit."
"I wasn't being- urghh. And anyway, cookies don't have caffeine, so there!"
"But the chocolate chips do. Chocolate has caffeine in it... Aw, they're getting cold. If you really don't want any, Hidan, I have to go. Make sure to take an Advil or something before the numbness wears off."
"Wait, you're saying chocolate helps headaches?"
"Yep."
"Fine. Give me one of those damn cookies."
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"Do you like them?"
"Was' it tuh you?"
"Well, that's good. Don't want to give people bad cookies. And I can't make any more, either... We wrecked the last of the flour and stuff."
"Jashin damn it, we just got Kakuzu to let us buy that shit."
"Sorry. Tobi slipped."
"Of course it was Tobi's fault..."
"You look like your headaches coming back. Cookie?"
"Fine! Whatever! Now go away!"
Slam.
"Hidan?"
Munch, munch.
"Hidan?"
"Whut?"
"My cloak's stuck in the door. Can you open it really quick?"
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"Thanks."
Slam.
"Hidan?"
"Whut?!"
"You can't eat them all. Can I have the plate back please?"
"No."
"But I need them still."
"Well I'm confiscating them, then, bitch. They're for my Jashin-damned headaches now."
"Um, Hidan, that only works in moderation."
"What are you doing."
"Oh, hi, Sasori! Well, I made cookies, and so I'm giving them to everyone, but Hidanidan took all of them."
"Where is he?"
"In there."
"Hidan."
"Oh, you can not be serious! Why do you even care?"
"it's not that I care. If you don't let her have them, she won't stop bugging you about it. Then you'll kill her and we won't have a bargaining chip."
"Fuck you, Sasori."
"Oh, Sasori, by the way, where's your cleaning supplies?"
"I only have wood polish. It's a cave, we don't have any cleaning supplies. Hidan, I hate being kept waiting, or making other people wait!"
"Oh... Um, be careful in the kitchen, then. There's stuff on the floor everywhere."
"Hidan."
"Jashin-sama! I'll sacrifice you!"
"I'll get Kakuzu. You can't sacrifice him."
"Motherfucker. Fine. Here."
"Thanks, Hida-"
Slam.
"... Cookie?"
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End scene: Sasori takes a cookie. They're standing in a corridor outside of Hidans now-locked door.
And here it is- Meeting Hidan! With an unexpected cameo by Sasori!
anyway... Wow, this Kidnapped by Akatsuki story is a little more popular than I thought it would be... It literally only takes me 5-10 minutes per chapter lol. Anyone know. Good picture, whether you drew it or found it on google, that would work for it as a cover page?
600 words and proud of it!
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