TWO CHAPTERS UP IN 24 HOURS! IMPOSSIBRU! LOVE EVERYBODY, DON'T BOTHER HATING UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THE PERSON, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW THEM BETTER... SRY I'M JUST UPSET WITH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.
Your P.O.V. (Vs. GOLDIE)
I had a plan to get my revenge on Goldie. It was my turn to cook tonight, so after dinner, I decided to make dessert as well. I made pie. "Y/N, you're a great cook!" Goldie smiled. "I'll be right back..." I smiled, and went to go get the pies. I set one down in front of him, and the other by me. He bent over it, looking at the note I had written on it. "Look up" He did. I smashed the other pie in his face. "Oh, WOW! So original!" He smiled his goofy smile, and said, "Is that revenge?" I smiled. "I guess so..."
Vs. FREDDY
Cruel, just cruel. I reassured Freddy that I was out of ideas of how to prank him. That they were too stupid to actually work. When in real life, I was a devil. First, I made doughnuts, and filled his with mayo instead of cream. Then, I replaced all the Oreo filling with toothpaste. And, I added mentos to the ice cubes, and when they melted, BOOM GOES THE COKE! I waited and laughed. "Y/N? Why would you do that!" I smiled. "REVENGE! REVENGE! FREDDY, REVENGE!" He bent over. "I need a Coke, that was cruel." I got it for him, and added the time bombs. He took it, and I laughed. He looked down, and saw fizz everywhere. "SERIOUSLY!" I laughed. "By the way, wouldn't eat those. There's X-Lax in those brownies." He spat them out. "Oops! Just kidding!" He smiled. "I hate you, so much." I kissed him. "I know."
Vs. CHICO
I was vlogging today. I had recorded myself spraying the toilet paper with pepper spray. Then, I put a camera outside the bathroom and waited. "FUCK! OW!" I laughed. He rolled onto the floor, grabbing his crotch. "OW! MY ASS!" I laughed, grabbed the camera, and brought it to him. "WHAT THE- NO, YOU DIDN'T." I laughed. "Yep! I pepper sprayed the TP!" He looked at me, pained. "WHY?" I laughed. "BECAUSE PAYBACK'S A BITCH! NEVER MESS WITH Y/N!" I lauged even harder, and hugged him. "I'm sorry, Chico. Really." He smiled. "C'mere. I can't move." I laughed. I got down on the carpet with him, and kissed his forehead. "We should totally put this in Foxy's apartment. He laughed. "Totally."
Vs. BONNIE (MY NEMESIS)
I needed a way to get revenge on Bonnie for switching the shower functions, and I knew just how to. I knew he had tickets to this Valentine's day dance, so I filled them out. 1: Bonnie 2: Rachel (Being played by Chica) I pretended not to notice, until I asked him about it. I saw the tickets, and asked "Wait, who's Rachel?" He stared. Chica walked out of his room, in a robe. "Babe! Come back to bed!" I glared at him. "Is that Rachel?" He stood there, wide-eyed. "I-I don't know who that is. I swear." I stood up. "BULLSHIT, BONNIE!" He stood there. "I SWEAR! I DON'T KNOW!" I walked over to him. "Is she better than I am?" I started crying. He hugged me. "No! I don't even know who Rachel is." I looked up to him. "D-Do you still love me?" He smiled. "More than anything. I am so sorry about this, especially because-" "That's your friend's sister?" He looked confused. "Yeah! That's Chica!" Chica and I laughed. He did not. "HA! GOTCHA!" He smiled. "REALLY! THAT'S MESSED UP!" I laughed. "Bonnie! It's just payback!" He laughed too. "WOW! WOW! WOOOOOOOWW!" I kissed him, and Chica yelled, "Hey! Get a room, lovebirds." I signaled that she could leave, and also that I left her $50 in my purse.
Vs. FOXY
Foxy had done something evil, and I had played along. What he didn't know was that I had known about the powder, and told the others. We decided to get revenge, and had us act like the powder had worked. I had collected it, and kept it in a bag . I decided to do the most logical thing, and duct-tape him to his bed. Not before I put in that itching powder, though! It took him 7 hours to get out, and we stood there, laughing the whole time. When he did get out, we all ran in seperate directions, and hid. I heard someone scream on the deck above me, and I knew he found Chico. I snuck down the hall, and now hid in a vent above the ceiling. After a while, I heard him give up and take a shower. I had something planned for that, too. I had found a bunch of lobster scuba diving yesterday, and now that we were underway, I had only been able to keep one in a tank without anyone noticing. I snuck into his room, and put it in the shower. "WHAT THE FU- NO WAY..." He screamed. I laughed, and ran away.
Vs. MANGLE
I apologised to Chico the next day, and he said, "Hey! No problem! I can use the money Mangle paid me to fix my nose!" I laughed, "I'll pay for that, I'm sorry." He smiled. "I have a way to prank him!" My eyes went wide. "Go on!" He smirked. "Well... I have these ULTRA permanent markers. Won't even come off in the shower." I smiled. "And..." I smiled. Mangle had already gone to bed, so I climbed in with him. I had the marker on the nightstand, and snuggled with him. After he went back to bed, I kissed him, and then drew a dick on his head with the marker. "I'm sorry, Mangle, but payback's a bitch..." I whispered, and went back to my bed. Chico set up a group text, one with Mangle, one without.
Me: Chico! I did it!
Freddy: Am I missing smthing?
Bonnie: OMG YES!
Chico: did u use that marker
Me: Duh!
Freddy: WHAT DID YOU DO!
Me: I drew a dick on Mangle's head.
Emmett: heh, dickhead
Goldie: Best. Prank. EVER!
Chico: DID U USE THE MARKER?
Me: Yeah. I drew on myself and it wont come off either.
Foxy: I know my brother, he's blind without his contacts, or with them. seran wrap the door.
Me: k gtg
Foxy was a genius. I wrapped the door just where his head would hit, and I could duck under. I climbed back into his bed, and went to sleep.
al mañana siguente... (sry im so close to becoming fluent in spanish)
He woke up, and smiled. "Morning, babe," I kissed him, and laughed. "Don't you have work today?" I asked him. "Oh SHIT!" He ran out the door, probably to check a clock, but didn't make it very far. "What the- really?" I laughed, "Ha! Gotcha!" He laughed. "I do have work today, though" I nodded. "Get dressed fast, I'll make breakfast." I ran downstairs, and made coffee and pancakes. "Thanks, I got to go!" He ran to the door, stopped, waved a hand down it, and walked out. I texted everybody.
Me: HE DIDN'T NOTICE! VICTORY!"
When he came home, I pretended not to notice. "Hey, babe." He looked sad. "What's wrong, Mangle?" He smiled. "Just, people being dickheads." I asked who. "Just, people at work. It's nothing." I laughed. Hey, go take a shower. It normally helps. I'll make dinner." He walked towards the shower. "Thanks, Y/N." I hurried, and made his favorite, Chicken, and brought out a tablecloth, and spruced up the table. He came down, with a weird look on hsi face. "Really?" I smiled. "Yep. You're a DICKHEAD!" He groaned. "SERIOUSLY!" He put his head in his hands. "WHY ISN'T IT OFF!" I laughed. "Ask your brother!" He ran out the door, and came back carrying everybody. Somehow. He threw everyone into the room. 'WHY WOULD YOU GUYS DO THAT!?" We all laughed. "PAYBACK! For putting ICE in the shower!" Foxy yelled. "You did make a SANDwich for me," Freddy spoke up. "Remember when you put that dye in the shower head?" Emmett asked. "It's not funny to cut holes in people's clothes." Goldie added. "YOU CAN'T JUST DUMP PEOPLE OUTSIDE!" Bonnie and Chico yelled at the same time. Mangle laughed at that one, then looked at Foxy. "Fuck it, I'm your brother." Now, it was my turn. "Don't EVER put Chico in my bed again!" Everybody laughed at that one, and Chico flashed some major cash." Mangle laughed. "Okay! How do I get this," He pointed to his head, "OFF!" We all looked at Chico. "I don't know?" Mangle tackled him. "GET IT OFF!" Chico handed over a bottle. "H-Here" Mangle laughed. "You guys suck" We laughed,and I showed everyone a camera I had hidden in my purse. I told them to leave.
Vs. EMMETT
I was mad. I had to take a shower again, and kept thinking of ways to get revenge. I had the perfect idea. I took a leaf blower, put a paint roller in it, and put toilet paper rolls in the rollers. I turned on the leafblower in his room, and ran. "Y/N? Was that y- REALLY!" I laughed. I also had the hair dryer. I plugged it in, and turned it on. Ace came running, and after I loaded it with glitter and blew it at Emmet, I blew it at Ace, just warm air. He purred, and rolled onto his stomach. "WAS THAT GLITTER, Y/N?" Emmet yelled. I laughed, "Yep!" He shook it out of his hair. "Why?" I laughed. "Because KARMA!" He laughed, and came to sit by me. "So, are we even now?" I smiled, and kissed him. "Now we are."