After the initial blinding of the new world, her recovering eyesight came to view twin 6 foot egg shaped men.

"Im Tweedledee"

"Im Tweedledum"

"And who are you? Whatcha doing here?" they inquired in unison.

"I fell through a hole, I'm Alice Ki– "

"We found an Alice!"

"Follow me!"

"No me, I spotted her first Tweedledum!"

Curious to explore further in this delusion, Alice cut their bicker short "How bout you both take me?"


Hand in hand they walked like children wandering a vast exotic botanical garden, both bright and wild. Stopping in front of a townhouse size Amanita mushroom, the boys looked suspiciously about. Deeming it safe, Tweedledum knocked a pattern as Tweedledee muttered closely towards the stem, a few seconds later a muffled clicking noise was heard and an outline of a door appeared.

"In we go," the twins chortled, nodding Alice to the direction of the door.

Pushing the door aside revealed a room hallowed inside of the giant mushroom. Filtered by the banana leaves and vines canopying the ceiling, three other occupants were present sitting on knee high mushrooms. At the center sat a monarch caterpillar, with an aura of a stuffy college professor with a hookah.

"Who . are . you?" each word spaced out by an occasional puff.

"Im Alice. Alice Kingsleigh" coughing, Alice wafted the acrid smoke cloud away.

"An Alice you say," he rasped out briefly intrigued, his eyes looked pointedly at the trembling white rabbit making marks on a clipboard. "she identifies herself as Alice, check."

"Unruly set of blonde locks, hmm check"

"This is such a strange dream," Alice interrupted looking at the canopy ceiling, hand at the ready to pinch herself "usually I wake up after that."

"Stupid girl…Check." the caterpillar continued.

"Absolum, is she or is she not the Alice?!" A dormouse Mally cried out.

"Can't say she isn't the Alice, but something…is off. Barely, Alice"

Absolum concluded the end of the meeting by disappearing behind a cloud of smoke, leaving Alice in a state of confusion of what had just occurred.

"That's enough gawking, barely Alice. To the Aboveland you go!" Mally said prodding Alice's feet with the butt of her sword.