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X: WHAT!
... I wanna ride you through a rainbow.
X: That... just sounds weird... OKAY!
King: We ready?
X: Oh yeah!
X and King were standing in front of a portal, showing space. Empty, cold, black space...
Narrator: I suddenly don't want to go.
Imagi: (Slaps Narrator on the back.) Don't be a p****!
Narrator: I'M NOT SCARED... I think... *Gulp.*
Lucina: Hey, how do we breathe?
X: Author powers! (Waves hands in Lucina's face.) You can now breathe!
Lucina: I feel so safe.
King: Hey, how do we travel? I aint got a jetpack on me, so...
X: DALDRONDOR! (Throws pokeball and out pops a Mega Rayquaza.)
King: (0_0) Wow.
X: FORWARD DALDRONDOR!
Imagi: HUZZAH!
(All get on Daldrondor and go through the portal.)
Imagi: Oh look, Space Arby's!
X: Wait... *In her mind: Tick, tock, tick. DINGDINGDING!* CURLAH FRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHSS! (Puts Daldrondar in a U-turn to the Space Arby's.
Wendell: DIBS ON THE MEAT MOUNTAIN! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
King: SLOW DOWN X!
X: CURLAH FRAAHHS! (Crashes into the Arby's.)
Cashier: Can... I help you?
X: ALL YA' CURLAH FRAAHS! NOW!
(X and Daldrondor start to inhale tons of curly fries. Seriously, they sound like vacuums. It's kinda scary.)
King: A Large drink and fries, plus a Meat Mountain for Fluffles.
Wendell: I'M NOT THAT FLUFFY!
Lucina: I disagree.
Wendell: SHUT IT!
King: Hey X...
X: (Mouth full of fries.) Yesh?
King: You... have money right?
X: Uhhhh... (Turns to cashier.) Will this do? (Pulls out a hex nut.)
Cashier: ...
*KICK!*
King: Great job X! WE CAN TOTALLY COME BACK HERE AGAIN!
X: I'm sorry...
King: Well, where do we go from here?
X: (Looks around, before spotting Zebes.) Um guys?
Wendell: Yes?
X: Can planets have ghosts?
Wendell: What makes you a-(Spots Zebes.) HOLY S***! WASN'T THAT PLACE BLOWN UP?!
X: I KNOW! WE MUST INVESTIGATE!
King: Sure... Well, let's get on it!
X: Daldrondor, HALT! (Pulls the Rayquaza to a stop.)
King: Wel, it looks like Zebes...
Narrator: (Notices a Metroid.) Hey, you're kinda c-
(Metroid latches onto his face.)
All: ...
Narrator: (Muffled.) GET IT OFF!
King: (Readys sledgehammer.)
X: Aren't you supposed to freeze t-
King: *BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!*
Imagi: He's not gonna listen.
X: Meh. Ooh, ominous cave! Lucina, let's go explore!
Lucina: Sure.
And that was the second chapter! Next chapter, the crazy s*** really starts going down!
X: BYE!