King: Welcome back loyal viewers that aren't here...
X: Wow...
King: X, WAIT!
X: (Ignores.)
King: Meh. (Looks at Daldronor.) What's good?
Daldronor: Got in bed with Dialga finally!
Imagi: Noice!
X: Wait, WHA- (Trips. Into a cliff. With no visible end. BYE X!) AHHHH! I KNEW I WOULD DIE LIKE THIS!
Lucina: ... Meh. (Starts to climb down.)
X: (On a squished Geemer.) I'M OKAY!
Lucina: Good. We didn't feel like being tried for murder...
X: D:
King: So, what we gonna do?
Imagi: Look for treasure?
King: ...
Narrator: ...
Daldronor: ...
Imagi: ...
All: F*** YEAH!
X: LalalalaLA! (Slashing down enemies left and right, with Lucina running behing her.)
Lucina: Slow down, there's a doo-
*SLAM!*
X: (Face planted frimly in the door.) Ow.
Lucina: That's why you pay attention.
All: (Flying around the planet's surface on Daldronor, taking potshots at the random enemy.)
Narrator: Where's the treasure?
King: Maybe there!
(Daldrondor lands, before all get off.)
King: Aw crap.
(A WILD DARK SAMUS APPEARS!)
X: Well, let's go in... (Pushes door open.)
Kraid: RAWR! (GIRLS! AYYYY!)
Lucina: (Turns to X.) We're gonna die...
X: YOLO! (Turns into her Dragon Mode and flies for Kraids face.)
Lucina: Ooh, power bombs.
King: ...
Dark Samus: Well, gonna explain why you're on my planet?
Imagi: Treasure?
Narrator: Adventure?
Wendell: Exploring alien terrain?
King: We're looking for the secret to life?
Dark Samus: Okay then... Well, gonna have to kill you now.
King: WAIT!
Dark Samus: WHAT?!
King: ... SHOTGUN TIME!
Imagi: SYCTHE TIME!
Narrator: STABBY TIME!
Wendell: BUNNY TIME!
Daldronor: OWN TIER TIME!
X: What you got there Lucina?
Kraid: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR! (WHY IN M' D***?!)
Lucina: Power Bombs.
X: If Samus was here, we could-
(Door opens.)
Samus: Alright Kraid, prepare for an a-
Lucina and X: ...
Samus: ...
X: (Waves.) Sup'?
Imagi: Well, f***...
(Everyone is on the ground with some form of injury. It hurts. Bad.)
Dark Samus: Now, who's head goes first?
Imagi: God damn it... Come on, you can do better. Better... Grr... Well, she can DIE.
Dark Samus: Got something to say?
Imagi: Yeah... DIE.
King: Well, that was pathetic on my part.
Narrator: When isn't it?
King: (Points shotgun at Narrator.) Care to repeat that?
Narrator: No...
X: Um, does that normally happen?
Wendell: All the time. You have no idea.