King: Hey. You. Read.
(All land on a little chunk of rock with a giant metal fortress on it.)
King: Subtle.
X: Whoa. Hey, where are we now?
King: According to this map, somewhere between Zebes and Good Egg Galaxy. It says nothing else. Well, let's get her inside!
X: *nods* Gotcha! *takes out sword* I'll stay ahead and make sure nothing tries to ambush us! To me, Millenia!
Millenia: *flies to X* Into the darkness we go!
*All head into the fortress*
Computer: Password?
King: Roundhouse.
Computer: Inc-
(King kicks the door down.)
X: When all else fails, BREAK DOWN THE DOOR! *runs ahead*
Millenia: *follows*
King: Now where is the...
Samus: There...
(Samus points to a bed surrounded by various tools.)
Samus: P-put me on the bed, and then plug the green tube onto my suit.
X: *nods, then goes into Dragon Form and carries Samus to the bed, putting her on it* Millenia, get the tube!
Millenia: *picks up tube in beak* Got it!
King: Give it here.
Millenia: *tosses the tube to King*
King: *plugs it in*
*Hours later.*
King: (Walks out of the room.)
X: (Gets up from couch.) How is she?!
King: Asleep. Her Chozo Dna's kicking in.
*sighs in relief* Thank Arceus!
Millenia: Yay! Wait, what happened?
X: Um, Daldronor'll fill you in later. *turns to King* Now, I have to be mad at you! *slaps him* Da fudge were you thinking!?
King: ... Did she just b*** slap me?
Imagi: (Slow clap.)
X: You're next!
King: Why did you just do that?
X: This is YOUR fault, you know! You just HAD to use Samus as a human shield! What did you think that would accomplish, SOLAR BURST CAN BLOW UP A PLANET FOR NAYRU'S SAKE!
Millenia: Um, I think you need to calm down...
X: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!
Millenia: *sighs and perches on couch*
King: You should listen to the bird-
X: NO! LISTEN! THE POINT IS THAT YOU COULD'VE FIGURED OUT SOMETHING ELSE TO DO! LIKE, I DUNNO, THAT, BLACK FEATHER THING! AND I DIDN'T NEED HELP, I HAD IT UNDER CONTROL!
Imagi: If by "control" you mean going completely berserk and trying to kill everyone...
X: NOT NOW!
Millenia: Guys, can we just TALK about this...
X: Not now, we're arguing.
King: He has a point...
X: SHUT IT!
King: CAN YOU. LET. GO! (Pushes X.)
X: ALRIGHT, THAT's IT! SCREW YOU!
(The two start to argue and fight.)
Imagi: Don't you love seeing them go at it?
Wendell: Not really...
Millenia: Me neither...
Lucina: GO X! KICK HIS A**!
X: YOUR FAULT!
King: SHUT UP!
Millenia: Okay, that's it! *flies over and slashes X and King's faces with her talons*
X: OW!
King: STUPID BIRD!
X: OH, SO NOW YOU INSULT MY POKEMON?!
Millenia: They won't stop...
Imagi: Just leave 'em be. Hey, who wants to see what's in the kitchen?
Narrator: I'm in.
(Wendell, Lucina, and Millenia follow.)
X: *Lunges at King.*
*in a flash of light, Sparklus the Swampert appeared and uses Ice Beam to freeze X's and King's feet to the floor*
Sparklus: Both of you, SHUT UP! And if you'll let me, I'll explain what's wrong with this!
X: How'd you get out of your Poké Ball?
Sparklus: Not important, ANSWER THE QUESTION!
King: Fine...
(King and X explain their entire adventure, with Sparklus's eyes constantly growing wider.)
Imagi: YES! (Pulls out Oven-cooked Pizzas.)
Narrator: FOUND A TV!
Lucina: Let's see what's on... *Click.*
Reporter: We have reports that the experimentally made Zebes, was blown up after Bounty Hunter Samus Aran went there to investigate reports of Metroids...
Wendell: Oh crap...
Sparklus: *sighs* Okay, listen...from what I heard, this is BOTH of your faults.
X and King: Huh?
Sparklus: Well, it's more X...
King: HAH!
Sparklus: But it's also partially King.
King: Aww...
King: ALRIGHT! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?!
Sparklus: Well...
Sparklus: Listen, both of you. Now, King...*turns to King* I know you were about to be vaporized by a giant fireball, but was it really necessary to use Samus as a human shield?
X: YEAH, WAS IT!?
Sparklus: *slaps a hand over X's mouth*King: She wouldn't go away, so I made her useful...
X: MMMPPHH?!
Sparklus: OOOOKAY *tightens grip on X's mouth* but you was doing that ABSOLUTELY necessary?
King: MAYBE I could've done something else...
X: *CHOMP!*
Sparklus: SON OF A-
King: Got something to say?
X: *opens mouth to speak, but Sparklus freezes it shut with Ice Beam*
Sparklus: OKAY, you were saying?
King: She could get freezer bu-
Sparklus: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
King: Well, I could have dodged, made a flame wall, or just absorbed the flame.
Sparklus: Why not...
King: Samus was being annoying. Her turn. (Breaks ice with shotgun.)
X: *takes deep breath* I COULD'VE SUFFO-
Sparklus: Okay, X. Aren't you the one who tells her friend to never let bullies get under her skin?
X: Yes, but-
Sparklus: Aren't you the one who promised herself to never let her rage make her do something she'd later regret?
X: Yeah, but-
Sparklus: And aren't you the one who started this latest argument to begin with?
X: YES but...but...*calms down*...
Sparklus: Yes, maybe Imagi was in the wrong for not apologizing to Daldronor, but you shouldn't have gotten so worked up, so much in fact that you went into Omega Dragon Rage Mode and almost killed somebody! Even though it was partially King's fault, you still shouldn't have done it!
X: I...I...*lowers head* You're right...*sighs and walks over to the couch, sits down, and covers her head with her hands, guilt lacing her face*
Lucina: GUYS! WE'VE GOT TROUBLE!
King: What? We're having a Dr, Phil moment over here!
Lucina: WE ARE GODDAMN CRIMINALS NOW! THEY GALACTIC FEDERATION IS COMING HERE!
King, X, and Sparklus: ... Aw s***...
Narrator. For lack of a better name, just Narrator.
Description: Bright ORANGE hair with a bit sticking up in the back that looks like little horns. His eyes are green. He's usally wearing a orange shirt with a single shuriken on it, a sword called Reminder with a beautiful hilt hanging on by a silk ribbon.
Powers: Abilties known asDemonize and Angelize. Demonize gives him demon wings, a black spear in place of Reminder, and black hair. Angelize gives him angel wings, a javelin, and white hair.
Quote: "I just sit on a beanbag chair, usually while playing a game, and read out what he puts in my lap. Somehow, that makes a story. Meh, free bed, why should I complain?"