King: Red, left foot.
Imagi: THE HELL IS IT GONNA GO! IT'S STUCK BETWEEN NARRATOR'S HEAD AND X'S ARMOR!
King: Well, guess we have to break it.
Imagi: WHAT IS THIS, HUNGER GAMES, TWISTER STYLE?!
X: I can't feel my hand...
X: WHAAAAT!?
Sparklus: Wait, X, didn't YOU blow up Zebes during your rampage?
X: *horrified* You're...you're right! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *drops to her knees*
Millenia: X! Now is not the time for one of your breakdowns!
X: *gets up* You're right! SERIOUS MODE! *turns to King* Okay, King! Is Samus fully recovered yet?
King: No... She still needs a couple more hours!
X: WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!
King: What if we turned you in?
X: NO! LISTEN! I need you to get Daldronor back here, then I'll explain!
King: HOW THE F*** DO I DO THAT? YOU DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LEAVE HIM THERE, AND WE CERTAINLY AINT GOT A SHIP!
X: No, but we have a sword! *opens portal to the Observatory*
Daldronor: *laughing as Lumas fly around his head, then sees X* Hm? X, what is it?
X: Daldronor, I need your help!
Daldronor: Aww...I wanted to play with these Lumas some more...
X: This is IMPORTANT!
Daldronor: Okay, okay... *goes into portal with X*
X: Okay guys. I need you to listen to this carefully. Are you ready?
King: Forgot you could do that...
*SHOOM!*
*a large group of Pokémon appear behind X- Deoxys, Palkia, Ho-oh, Giratina, Yveltal, Mewtwo, Talonflame, Metagross, Latios, and Latias*
Millenia: What...what's going on? Why are all these Pokémon here?
X: Because I...*goes into Dragon Form* am going to slow down the Federation so that you all can escape.
All Pokémon: WHAT!?
Daldronor: NOPE! I WANNA GO BACK TO THE OBSERVATORY!
*THWACK!*
X: OW! WHAT THE HECK KING?!
King: Idiot... Why not do this? (Grabs Dimension Sword before slicing a portal open back to the Observatory.) Somehow, I think you like fighting...
X: *Points at King.* Shut up. Shut up, right now. *goes back to normal and return all Pokémon to their Poké Balls except for Daldronor, Sparklus, and Millenia* Okay, let's- wait! What about Samus? You said she still needs a few more hours to recover...I mean, we can't just leave her here, right?
King: What are w-
Imagi: BEEP BEEP B****ES! (DRIVES SAMUS THROUGH THE GOD DAMN PORTAL WHILE CALMLY NOT GIVING A F***!)
King: You son of a b***... I'm so proud...
Millenia: Uh...
Sparklus: I...I don't...
Daldronor: Wha...
X: O...*puts hands up in defeat* Okay then. *walks through the portal with her Pokémon*
King: Hey.
Rosalina: *Claps hands.* You're back! We're already taking care of your friend!
King: *Yawn...* Thanks.
Rosalina: As for the rest of you, this way!
Lumas: *float towards the Pokémon*
Daldronor: *begins playing with the Lumas, laughing as they chase his tail around*
Millenia: *staring at the Lumas, confused* What exactly ARE these?
Sparklus: *being beat up by the Lumas* I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DON'T THINK THEY LIKE ME!
King: Dude, you're being beat up by star pillows.
Sparklus: SHUT IT!
X: *turns to Lumas* HEY, GET OFF HIM! *turns to Rosalina* Hey, where are we going?
Rosalina: WELCOME TO THE LUMA RELAXATION ROOMS!
King: Meaning?
Rosalina: Hot bath, a good bite to eat, and finally a nice soft bed!
X: *Stares at King.*
King: *Stares at X.*
X and King: Me first.
X: *sprints a full speed towards the bed*
Millenia: *peeking in* Guys, don't get into another brawl!
King: BED!
X: MINE!
X: RAAARGH! *lunges for the bed*
King: PREGNANCY SOLVER! (Uppercuts with a Falcon Punch made of black flames.) MAH BED!
Lucina: I could use a bath...
Imagi: Same here...
Wendell: I'M HUNGRY! GIVE ME YUM-YUMS!
Narrator: FOODSTUFFS!
X: *recovers from the blow and kicks King in the back, knocking him down* NO, MY BED!
King: B***, I WILL HM01 YOU!
X: BRING IT JERK!
Millenia: AGAIN? REALLY!?
X: *turns to Millenia* Hey, we haven't had sleep in a while.
Sparklus: Hey, Miss Star Lady, you wouldn't happen to have another bed?
Rosalina: No.
Sparklus: Why...
Rosalina: It's fun to watch them fight. *Creepy grin.*
Sparklus: Okayyy...
King: I WILL SPILL BLOOD ON YOUR SWORD!
X: NOT AN INSULT!
King: IT WILL BE A DRATINI'S!
X: D8
Hey, speaking of which, you never DID give back my sword. Can I have it back now?
King: (Looks at sword.) Got a better idea! STABBY TIME!
X: *B*** slap.*
Sparklus: ... Damn.
X: *rips sword out of King's hand* You cannot comprehend the Dimension Sword's power! *raises sword* En garde!
Millenia: STOP! I know a better way to solve this!
X and King: How?
Millenia: Rock, Paper, Scissors!
King: (Pulls out boulder.)
Millenia: NO.
King: Aw... Some other time Mr. Rocky.
King and X: 3,2,1, SHOOT!
X: *uses rock*
King: *Uses Bazooka.*
Millenia: Wow. Just...wow.
Sparklus: My bed! *jumps onto bed* My bed! *curls up and goes to sleep*
X and King: D8
King: What do we do then?
X: ... Wanna watch a movie?
King: Get a pizza and some popcorn and I'm down.
X: TO THE COUCH!
X: *hurls self onto couch, and then randomly takes out a pizza and a large thing of popcorn* What movie do you wanna watch?
King: They got Bowserzilla, Link Hard 2, and Kirbinator.
X: ... Part of me's leaning towards Kirbinator...
Daldronor: *pops in* I heard Link Hard 2 got terrible reviews.
King: Why?
Daldrondor: Something about the CGI being terrible, and the lines so horrible it slowly became a comedy.
King: Kirbinator it is!
X: *grabs slice of pizza* Let's do this! *turns on movie*
-(halfway through the movie...)-
Kirbinator: Come with me, I'm hungry.
King: Wow, the idea that they sent him back to eat his mother is amazing!
X: I KNOW!
Millenia: *lands behind them* Nice to see you two getting along again! Hard to believe you were about to kill each other before, huh?
X and King: *turn to Millenia, glaring*
Millenia: What?
X: Why...WHY would you bring that up?
Millenia: Wha...oh! Oh, sorry, I didn't-
King: PREGNANCY SOLVER! (Punches Millenia out of the room.)
King: Where were we? Oh yeah. The scene with the giant motorcycle chase!
X: Um...you know, Millenia DID kinda have a point...
King: Huh?
X: I mean, we were about to murder each other before...and I never got a chance to apologize. So...I'm really sorry. Truly, I am. You know, about going all Omega Rage Mode, blowing up Zebes, snapping at you at the base, making all of us criminals...
King: (Pauses movie.) It's okay. Seriously. Besides, we're Authors. Crazy s*** always happen to us!
X: (Grins.)
King: Though I am sorry about Imagi. He has a thing where danger to him is like gold. He will literally do anything dangerous.
X: Ya think? Daldronor told me that while I was chasing him and Samus, he jumped onto my back with a lance or something. How my flames didn't burn him alive is a mystery...*shakes head* Hey, I should probably apologize to Samus when she wakes up- you know, for almost killing her...
King: Well, when she does, she'll probably sock Imagi one first. Then you...
X: Meh. Probably deserve it. Now, back to the movie! *unpauses movie*
King: OH S***! LOOK OUT KIRBINATOR!
(Kirbinator gets shot with a missile launcher.)
X: Damn...
Imagi: What you watching? Oh sweet Kirbinator! (Hops between King and X.) I love this movie!
X: *surprised, them shrugs* Yeah, I haven't watched it until today, and I am LOVING IT!
Imagi: So, how are we after...
X: *smiles* Yeah, it's all good. I mean, what you did was stupid, but I forgive you.
Imagi: Well, I've been known as stupid, so it's good.
King: Shut up, the best part's coming up!
X: Ooh...
Millenia: *flies over* Hey, what exactly ARE you guys watching?
X: Kirbinator. THE BEST PART'S COMING!
Millenia: OOOH! *perches on X's head and watches intently*
Kirbinator: Hasta la pasta, baby! (Shoots the Meta Robo into the lava.)
King: YES!
X: Doesn't seem like much...
(META ROBO JUMPS OUT AND KICKS KIRBINATOR!)
Millenia and X: OH CRAP!
King and Imagi: GET HIM KIRBINATOR! USE THE STAR RIFILE!
X: I HAVE VERY MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THIS MOVIE!
Millenia: Is it because you like Kirby and Meta Knight so much?
X: *nods* But ARCEUS, THIS IS EPIC! *takes another bite of pizza*
Kirbinator: (Pulls out Not-a-lightsaber.)
X: Well, that escalated quickly.
Millenia: A LIGHTSABER?
X: No, it's Not-a-lightsaber! Big difference!
King: Because Lucasfilm owns even the SOUNDS it makes.
Millenia: Wow.
Kirbinator: You die today.
Meta Robo: Not *Bzzt!* today!
Both: YAAH!
X and Imagi: GO!
X: *Leans in so close, X faceplants onto the table* ACK!
Millenia: HAH!
King: Wow.
X: Shut up...
Kirbinator: (Slashes Meta Robo into a giant gear that crushes him.)
X: DAMN IT!
Millenia: Hey, at least it wasn't the REAL Meta Knight that got crushed by the REAL Kirby.
X: Yeah, true...what now?
King: ... HEY, ROSALINA!
Rosalina: What?!
King: Can we go to Beach Bowl Galaxy?
X: We?
King: They have penguins.
X: *smiles* PENGUINS! *runs out of the room, then comes back in* Where am I going?
King: TO THE LAUNCH STARS! (King picks up X piggy-back style and runs out the room.)
Imagi: Wait for us!
Millenia: YEAH!
X: *points sword forward* TO BEACH BOWL GALAXY!
Name: Rosalina Cosmosia
Powers: Well, you know what the hell she does, go find a damn Wiki. Lazy bum.
Description: Seriously?
Quote: Well, what do you want it to be? DO THIS YOURSELF FOOL!