Wendell!

Wendell: What?

Quote Hamlet!

Wendell: Oh f***.

*At Beach Bowl Galaxy.*

X: Wow, not what I expected. So all the water's in a bowl somehow?

King: *In swimming clothes.* Yep! Now, go change!

X: Why?

King: You can't swim in armor dummy.

X: Don't need to! SPARKLUS!

Sparklus: *yawns* Morning already?

X: Nope! We're going surfing!

Sparklus: OOOH! *jumps into the water*

X: *gets on his back*

Sparklus: *swims around at high speed*

X: WHEEEEEEE!

King: WHAT ABOUT THE CANNONBALL CONTEST?!

Imagi: Let her go...

King: NO! (Summons wings.) GET OVER HERE!

X: *not noticing King* Hey, Sparklus, ya think there's buried treasure down there?

Sparklus: Don't know- I'm not the one you use for diving.

X: Why not start?

Sparklus: But I don't know Dive...

X: This is the Beach Bowl Galaxy! Nothing's stopping you!

Sparklus: *ponders this, then nods*

X: Okay! Hold on...*puts on scuba mask, then gives thumbs up*

Sparklus: Here we go! *dives underwater*

King: GET BACK HERE! (Dives in.)

X: Blub blub blub!

King: GRRK! CRAP, I NEED SOMETHING TO BREATH WITH! I'LL BE BACK!

Sparklus: *points to treasure chest and dives towards it*

X: *breaks it open with sword, and various jewels and a whole lotta gold spill out*

X and Sparklus: *raise hands to the air in triumph*

King: (Now wearing a random Penguin Suit.) MY BODY IS REGGIE! HIYAH!

X: Hey guys, look what we f-

[King used TACKLE!]

[X is confused!]

X: Why are you in a penguin suit?

King: YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Sparklus: *holds up a diamond, inspecting it, then notices King. He then waves*

X: *picks up a gold coin and shows it to King* TREASURE!

King: YOU WILL DO MY CANNONBALL CONTEST!

X: Fine!

Sparklus: Yay! DIVIN- wait... Ah crap...

X: *swimming to the surface with King on Sparklus, turns to King* So, what exactly happens in a Cannonball Contest?

King: You make the biggest and showiest splash! Like this! (Dives.)

*SPLASH!*

X: Aww! I thought it was a contest where you blew up stuff with cannons! *casts a longing loom at a random cannon*

King: That's Pirates.

X: Oh.

Sparklus: It's okay, X. Maybe some other time.

X: *gets onto shore* Is going into Dragon Form allowed?

King: No. You'd win instantly!

X: Aww... Okay then. Point me to the high-dive!

King: (Points to waterfall.)

X: (Flies up there using Millenia.)

Millenia: Are you SURE you don't wanna take off your armor? I mean, what if you sink!

X: I happen to be a very GREAT swimmer, and if I can FLY while wearing armor, I can swim while wearing it! Okay...*steps back, then takes a running start, launching herself off the cliff* WOOOOO! *does a couple of flips before spiraling down and landing in the water below*

Millenia: WOO-HOO!

(A few seconds later...)

King: She's not coming up is she?

Sparklus: We told her.

X: (Drowning noises.)

Millenia: *panicking*

-(UNDERWATER...)-

X: *attempting to swim up, but is being weighed down by the armor* (FUDGE FUDGING FUDGE FUDGE- wait, I can turn into a dragon!) *goes into Dragon Form and swims back to the top, her head surfacing through the water* *coughing up water, turns to King and Sparklus* THANKS FOR THE HELP!

King: Would you like to change now?

X: ... Screw you. *trudges onto the beach, still coughing, and collapses onto the sleep, curling up to sleep*

Millenia: *flies down* Did she win?

King: No.

Millenia: But-

King: Near death does not mean extra points.

Millenia: :(

King: Hey, who's hungry?

(Everyone raises their hand/wing/flippery finger thing.)

What do you got?

King: Well, S'mores ingredients, a grill, hotdog and hamburger meat, plus buns. Condiments. Soda. Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets...

Lucina: HOW MANY DID YOU BRING?!

X: *gets up* GIMME HOT DOGS.

Sparklus: Do you have fish?

Millenia: I'll just have some bread.

Daldronor: What is a "Hot Pocket"?

Imagi: Hold it, I gotta cook it first!

Narrator: Actually, me and Wendell were going to go fishing. Wanna come?

Sparklus: Sure!

King: (Hands Millenia a bun before turning to Daldronor.) ONLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING SINCE PIZZA!

Lucina: Basically, it's a pizza, but the sauce, cheese, and toppings are WRAPPED in the crust.

Daldronor: Oh. One please.

X: You know, I haven't had a Hot Pocket on a LONG time. Count me in!

Millenia: *pecking at bun, looking content*

King: What kind?

All: *At a dock.*

Narrator: (Concentrating on bobber.)

Wendell: (Fumbling with his bait.)

Sparklus: *swimming underwater, scanning the area for fish*

The PIZZA kind. It's the only one I know.

King: I'll take that as Supreme...

Sparklus: (Jumps out with a ton of fish.)

Narrator: Well, we can fry them.

Sparklus: I prefer them raw.

Wendell: Me too.

Narrator: NOT ME!

Lucina: Hey guys.

Sparklus: Sup'?

X: *sitting patiently on the sand* Hey, didn't King say there'd be penguins?

Daldronor: I guess, but I don't see any...

Penguin: (Penguin noise.)

X: ... (Bear hugs.)

Daldronor: I hope you realize you're still in Dragon Form.

X: Huh?

Penguin: *muffled penguin noises*

X: Oh. *goes back to normal form and continues to hug the penguin*

Imagi: HOT OFF THE GRILL! (Puts a plate of hot dogs on the picnic table.)

X: (Walks to the table with the penguin while still hugging the penguin.)

King: Next, the Hot Pockets!

Imagi: Sure.

X: OM NOM NOM! *eating hot dogs*

Millenia: *walks over to penguin* Say, you don't look like a Piplup...or a Prinplup...or an Empoleon...

King: It's a normal penguin! Though I've never seen one colored blue before...

Imagi: HOT POCKETS! (Sets them down, before King starts to nom on them too.)

X and Daldronor: MINE! *both grab a Hot Pocket and take a bite*

X: *lets go of the penguin*

Penguin: *waddles away*

Millenia: You know, you're not very impressive...

Penguin: (Pecks Millenia, before sliding into the ocean on it's belly.)

Millenia: OW!

X: Lucina was right!

Daldronor: It DOES taste like a pizza!

Narrator: (Carrying a basket of fish.) Geez, it was easy with you Sparklus!

Sparklus: (Chewing on a fish.) No problem!

X: *sees fish, then turns to Daldronor* You like fish?

Daldronor: *still eating Hot Pocket, not listening*

X: *shrugs, and continues eating*

Millenia: *fuming from the penguin* Got any more bread?

King: (Hands her another bun.)

Imagi: Who wants a hamburger?

X: Hey, I still gotta finish these hot dogs, so...*gobbles down hot dogs*

Daldronor: I'll have some!

Millenia: Still a vegetarian!

Sparklus: *eating a bunch of fish*

King: How does a bird your size stay vegetarian?

Millenia: ...

Imagi: Will that be with cheese melted, not melted, or no cheese?

Daldronor: Melted?

Imagi: Here you go Greeny!

Daldronor: Thanks! *HE DID NOT JUST CALL ME GRE- Calm down... We can't let Zebes happen again.*

Sparklus: Wait, Millenia, what about that Sewaddle you ate last month?

Millenia: The one X was about to catch?

Sparklus: *nods*

Millenia: ...*slowly continues to eat bread*

X: Hey, answer us!

Millenia: I must have sudden amnesia. I don't remember!

Imagi: That's not how it works...

Sparklus: Say it.

Millenia: No.

Sparklus: Say it!

Millenia: No!

Sparklus: SAY IT OR I'LL KICK YOU!

Millenia: NO! *flies back* GET AWAY-

Sparklus: SAY IT!

King: (Throws rock.)

*BONK!*

Millenia: OW!

King: Say it.

Millenia: NO!

X: ADMIT TI!

Millenia: SCREW YOU GUYS! (Flies off.)

X: What's wrong with Wendell?

King: Suffered a nervous breakdown after he couldn't remeber anything about Hamlet.

Wendell: All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle...

Wendell the Bunny Dragon.

Description: Imagine a white bunny about the size of a car with tiny dragon wings, sharp teeth, red eyes, and a dragontail. You have Wendell.

Powers: Everything a bunny and a dragon can do, plus some secret stuff!

Quote: Some heroes are born, others are created. Yet they all were always on the side of good, powers or not. What happens when that hero has murdered? Stole? And yet, still saved you. Why?

Narrator: Damn... Who let you watch the Romcoms?