X: *playing Five Nights at the Krusty Krab*
Sparklus: You GOT this, X!
X: I SO got this!
Sparklus: YOU SO GOT-
*Sandy proceeds to camp outside the right door, rapidly draining X's power*
King: You don't got it.
X: ...I hate that squirrel.
X and Sparklus: 0_o
X: King? Something you wanna tell us?
King: I may have made a stupid promise once upon a time to save Imagi's dumba**... Hide me.
X: Who is she?
King: Zinny 'Spika' Calres.
X: Odd name...
Spika: (Jumps off the wall.) COME HERE KINGY!
King: NOPENOPENOPENOPE!
X: Umm...*move between King and Spika* listen, as much as I'd hate to break up your...eh, "joyous" reunion, we're kinda looking for somebody right now, so...I if you could, like, give us a call in about two hours and then we could...
Spika: *Bonk!* Shut up!
X: ... SON OF A-
Sparklus: *Keeping her mouth shut.* Watch it lady!
Spika: Now King, what did I say I was gonna do when we met again?
King: *Blushes.* I... can't remember. I must have sudden amnesia.
Spika: Nice try silly! Now, I made a bed just for us so we can f*-
X and Sparklus: *Punches her off.* HELL F***ING NO!
King: Hah...
Spika: HI!
King: HOW THE F*** DO YOU DO THAT.
Spika: That doesn't matter. Now, I'm preparing a bird dinner right now for us!
X: Speaking of which, seen a Swellow named Millenia?
Spika: She wouldn't happen to be a talking bird would she?
All: YES!
Spika: I was getting ready to cook her for my Kingy when he showed up at my doorstep!
X: Wait, so that means...
All: OH F***!
X and Sparklus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
X: *flies like a maniac to the fortress, leaving King with Spika*
King: DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HER! I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE DEFILED!
Spika: Hehehehehehehe... (Lunges at King.)
Imagi: AND F*** YOU! (Stomps Spika into the ground.)
X: *flying around the structure* Where's the entrance to this stupid thing!?
Sparklus: There! *points to an outline in the stone that looks suspiciously like a door*
X: YAAAAAAAAAAAH! *flies to the door, then headbutts it off its hinges*
Sparklus: *jumps into the doorway* C'mon!
X: *turns back into normal form and unsheathes her sword* WE'RE COMING, MILLENIA! *sprints down the corridor with Sparklus following*
Imagi: Never thought we'd meet her again huh. (Gestures to the twitching unconscious form of Spika.)
King: Nope. At least, not till I got better at changing my identity...
X and Sparklus: *Sprinting down a long, metal corridor until they come to a metal door, which X slashes down. They then come to a multi-level room with a multitude of doors and a large metal column in the center*
X: This must be the center of the structure...
Sparklus: *looks around at all the doors* Okay, but which room is Millenia in? There must be a million rooms in here!
X: Hmm...*spots a door labeled "Security Room"* Let's try there! *runs to the room with Sparklus*
King: Well, let's go save Mchicken...
Imagi: Forward HO!
(Both fly off.)
X: FIVE NIGHT'S AT THE KRUSTY KRAB DON'T FAIL ME NOW! Now, where's-
Sparklus: LOOK OUT!
*a silvery, thick robot with red eyes, spikes on its back, and long robot, powerful arms lunged at X. She dodged*
Sparklus: *uses Ice Beam to freeze it*
X: *rushes over, then slices it in half with her sword* A security bot. Fancy!
Sparklus: X, look! *points to a screen in the top row*
*screen shows what appears to be a kitchen, and Millenia is in a cage next to a boiling pot*
Millenia: SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT OF HERE!
X: Millenia! *grits teeth* I'm gonna TEAR THAT SPIKA GIRL TO SHREDS FOR THIS! *slams fist onto control panel in rage*
Sparklus: The room's...5-2!
X: Room 5-2! Got it! MOVE OUT!
*X and Sparklus run out of the security room*
King: (Runs into Security room.) Geez, for a glorified space battle RV, she went all out...
Imagi: Look, Millenia's in 5-2!
King: Let's me up with X!
Imagi: Right!
X: Alright, 4-9, 5-0, 5-
Spika: STOP!
X: You again?
Spika: I figured it out!
X: WHAT?!
Spika: You, (Points at X with spiky baseball bat.) took my Kingy!
X: Heh?
Sparklus: What?
Spika: You two married behind my back! DON'T PLAY DUMB!
X: ... (Normal Dragon Rage mode.)
Sparklus: X, don't...
X: I, Ms. Spiky, am THIRTEEN flipping years old! Though, I WOULD like to do this...*rakes claws against Spika's face* THAT WAS FOR MY POKEMON YOU FREAK!
Spika: Ow! SPIKY BALLERINA! (Does Ballerina s*** WITH SPIKES on X's face.)
King: What did we miss?
Sparklus: A chick fight starting. Something about how you and X were married...
King: *Facepalm.* Of course she assumes that. Can't travel with a girl without her f***ing annoying face showing up.
X: GRRGH! GRAAGH! GRRROAAH! *grabs Spika and tears her off her face, then throws her over the platform* Sparklus! Go save Millenia! I'll deal with Ms. Spiky-Feet down there!
Sparklus: *nods, then runs off to Room 5-2*
X: *turns back into normal form, then jumps off platform, aiming her sword down, preparing to stab Spika*
King: Need help?
X: I GOT THIS-
Spika: RISING SPIKIER! (Jabs at X with her hand-turned impalement device.)
X: Nice try! *blocks, then lands, facing Spika* Prepare to meet the Dimension Sword, jerk! *rushes at Spika, jabbing her sword at her abdomen*
Spika: (Kicks X in the knee, sending her on the ground, before she slams her bat down.)
X: (Rolls to the side.)
King: I'm just gonna stay up here then...
X: GOOD! I DON'T NEED ANY HELP!
Spika: SPIKE SLAM! (Slams bat onto ground sending a wave of spikes at X.)
X: *deflects spikes* Projectiles, huh? TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME! *X draws back Dimension Sword as its purple glows grows brighter, then she slashes, sending waves of energy flying at Spika*
Spika: *deflects all but one, which strikes her in the stomach, knocking her back*
Spika: SPIKY TANGO! (Does some tango bulls*** that still goes over my head, which ends in her throwing a spiked knuckle punch at X.)
X: (Kicks the fist up, then knocks the hilt of the Dimension Sword into Spika's face.)
X: What is with this lady and spike-dancing? *in reality* *jumps forward and slashes several times at Spika*
King: She has this thing where she learned all types of dances so we could dance at our wedding, but when she found out I can't dance, she weaponized them.
X: Wow.
King: Yep.
Spika: Stop talking to Kingy! SPIKY RUMBA! (Spikes sprout from her legs as she swings them at X.)
X: Seriously lady, use something else!
X: *Jumps over Spika, but as she hurled over her head, X turned and slashed her sword at Spika's left temple, putting a wide gash in it*
Spika: OW!
X: Now, LET ME BE!
Sparklus: We've got Millenia!
Millenia: UNTIE ME ALREADY!
Sparklus: *unties Millenia*
Millenia: Thanks, now, before we do anything else...*flies off to a room on the other side of the chamber labeled "Control Room", unbeknownst to X and Spika*
Sparklus: WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?
X: WE'RE SORRY ALREADY!
King: Well, after her!
X: *runs to the before mentioned room, being pursued by a furious Spika*
Millenia: Where is it, where is it, where is it...*spots a big red button labeled "SELF DESTRUCT" Bingo! *heads over to it*
X: Millenia, we're so so- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Millenia: (Pressed the button.) Blowing the place... up?
Computer: 15! 14!
X: WITH US IN IT?!
Millenia: Perhaps I should've thought it through...
King: WHAT DID THAT BIRD DO?!
Spika: Oh well, at least I can die with my Kingy!
King: DON'T SAY I'M ABOUT TO DIE!
X: OOOOKAY, WE'LL APOLOGIZE LATER, FOR NOW...*grabs Millenia and runs out*
X: *calls to everyone else* C'MON, WE'RE GOING! *runs to the door she and Sparklus entered in*
Sparklus: *runs towards her*
King: TEN SECONDS!
X: (Changes into dragon form.) THEN LET'S SKIP THE DOORS!
X: *headbutts all doors, clearing a way out of the fortress, then turns* HURRY!
Sparklus and Millenia: *sprinting/flying at full speed down the hall*
All: (Rambo jump as the building explodes, sending then smack into a wall.)
King: Ow...
X: How do people not look at explosions... Ouch...
King: I wanna go back to the observatory now.
Imagi: Agreed.
X: Hey, can somebody go get Wendell, Lucina, Daldronor, and Narrator? *rubs head* I think I headbutted a little too much today...
King: Millenia, you can fly right?
Millenia: (Out cold.)
King: Imagi, you go.
Imagi: Why...
King: Because I created you.
Imagi: No.
King: Yes.
Imagi: NO.
King: YES.
X: BOTH OF YOU GO!
King and Imagi: No.
X: GRRRR...
Daldronor: FOUND THEM! *flies down, carrying Lucina, Wendell, and Narrator on his back*
X: ...Nevermind!
King: Ms. X, if you please!
X: (Slashes a portal back to the Comet Observatory.)
(Later.)
X: Owowowowowowowwowowowow!
King: It's gonna hurt! But these bandages will help with that lump on your head.
X: I know but- OW! It still hurts!
Lucina: Honestly, does she need them?
King: YES.
Sparklus and Millenia: *hugging while sobbing*
Sparklus: I'M SO SORRY FOR DRIVING YOU AWAY!
Millenia: I'M SORRY FOR RUNNING AWAY, GETTING CAPTURED AND ALMOST BLOWING YOU ALL UP!
Sparklus: I'M SORRY YOUR APOLOGY WAS SO LONG!
Millenia: ME TOO!
X:*turns to King* Hey, can you hurry up so I can give my Pokémon a hug?
King: Well, I prescribe a good hug, maybe another movie, and generally not d***ing around.
X: (Bear hugs Sparklus and Millenia.)
Daldronor: I wanna hug. :(
Sparklus: *gestures to Daldronor* What're you waiting for?
Daldronor: *smiles, then bear hugs X, Sparklus, and Millenia*
King: (Looks at Wendell, Narrator, Imagi, and Lucina.)
All: F*** off.
King: Damn it.
Millenia: *looks up* Say, whatever happened to that Spika lady?
Spika: F*** THAT F***ING PIECE OF S*** I'M GONNA *** THAT DRAGON B*** WITH A GLAZED HAM!
X: We'll never know I guess. *looks up, as though remembering something* Hey, King, while we're on the subject of apologizing...
King: Yeah?
X: Do you know how long it is until Samus wakes up? I still have to apologize to her for almost killing her...
Daldronor: Hey, you never apologized to ME for almost killing me!
X: I know...I'm really sorry you had to see me like that...
Samus: (Throws wrench at X.)
X: OW! WHAT IS IT WITH MY HEAD GETTING INJURED?!
Sparklus: *In mind* Where'd she get that wrench?
Millenia: 0_0 Well, I'm gonna...go over here...*steps away*
Daldronor: *waves to Samus* Sup? How are you feeling?
Samus: WELL, IF IT ISN'T MS. HAPPY BOOM-BOOM?
Samus Aran
Powers: Bird DNA. So... Yeah. The Varia Suit's pretty boss, though how she somehow loses her upgrades every time is kinda dumb...
Description: You know it. WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ASK.
Quote: "DO I LOOK LIKE A MOTHER FOOL. SURE, THE THING'S CUTE, BUT STILL."