X: *walking around in a dark tunnel with a flashlight with King* You think we should've taken a map with us?
King: NO! BECAUSE WE-
X: OH LOOK, OMINOUS GLOW! *runs towards a yellow light in the distance*
King: F*** it. *Runs after X.*
GROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRGH! *a giant, man-eating worm emerges from the darkness*
X: BAD IDEA! TERRIBLE IDEA! *runs*
King: Nice job man!
Imagi: *Pops out of worm costume.* Where's my twenty?
Sparklus: *snickers* "Happy Boom-Boom"? What kind of insult is-
Daldronor: *slaps tail over Sparklus's mouth*
Samus: *fuming, takes a threatening step towards X*
X: Whoawhoawhoa, WHOA! *steps back* Okay, I know you wanna kill me in 99 different ways right now, but I HAVE to say this to you first. Please, hear me out, and THEN you can tear me to shreds!
Samus: On one condition.
X: Yes?
*BONK!*
X: SON OF A-
King: Well, I'll be going now!
Imagi: Me too! Lovely day, but I'm exhausted! Good night!
Samus: *Grabs both by the collar.*
King and Imagi: Aw crap...
Samus: *Bashes both on the head with her whip.*
Lucina: Damn...
Wendell: That just HAS to hurt!
X: Okay, now that that's done...*takes deep breath* Look, I'm...I'm really sorry. Truly, I am. I mean, you have EVERY right to be mad at me, and I probably deserve it. The point is, I feel really bad about...you know, blowing up Zebes and almost burning you alive...I need to work on controlling my rage, I know that!
Daldronor:Oh, NOW she realizes that...
X: *continues* But listen...I look up to you a lot- weird personal biz there- and even if you stay mad at me, you just HAVE to know I'm sorry! *lowers head in shame*
Millenia: *teary-eyed, looks at King* Can I have a hug?
King: Um... Yes?
Millenia: (Starts crying as she smothers King in what she calls a hug.)
-(Later.)-
King: So, X. Wanna go to Lumiose City?
X: Meh.
King: Could sound a bit happier...
Sparklus: X, stop worrying about that.
X: *muttering* I can worry if I want to...
Sparklus: *shrugs*
King: Does she have a thing against Lumiose or something?
Sparklus: X was never really a fan of Lumiose...
King: Why?
Sparklus: Apparently, she always gets lost...
King: But that's half the fun!
Sparklus: Not for her...
King: Imagi, X, Samus! HERE!
All: What?
King: Take these. (Hands them street clothes.)
X: Really?
King: LOOK. I had to make Wendell stay behind, so please just put it on...
X: *frowns*...But I like my armor...
King: Well, non-Authors don't wear armor in public...
X: They do?
King: HOW DO YOU LIVE?!
Samus: (Wearing a shirt covered with a denim jacket and jeans.) ...
Imagi: (Wearing a blus shirt and jeans as well, plus Sunglasses for some reason...)
King: (Puts on hat.) Come on X!
X: NO!
King: We're waiting...
X: Fine... *Walks out in a tattered leather jacket, a black T-shirt, torn jeans, a baseball cap, and dirty sneakers* Seriously? Where'd you find these, a dumpster? Well, at least I can keep my Dragon Charm...
X: (Notices Imagi and Samus's clothes.) WHY DID THEY GET GOOD CLOTHES!
King: THAT'S NOT WHAT I GOT!
Luma: (Covered in torn scraps of cloth.) *Luma noise.*
King: What am I gonna do?
Lucina: I can take her. I've been wearing the same thing for three days straight...
X: I AM NOT GOING INTO A CLOTHING STORE!
King: WELL ENJOY LOOKING LIKE A HOBO!
X: OH HELL NO! Grrgh, fine. *turns to Lucina* What store are we heading to?
Lucina: (Fake French Accent.) The Boutique Couture!
X: Eh?
Lucina: The place that always says your not stylish enough.
X: Ah. Frickin' douches. *faces Lucina* Alright, listen. We're not looking for anything fancy. We're just trying to find something a little less hobo-ish. Got it?
Lucina: Alright with me...
King: Alright. Me, Imagi, and Narrator are headed to the Theater to see Mad Munchlax: Fury Road. Meet us at Prism Tower at 3:00.
Lucina: Right.
X: *looking around, trying to find clothes* Soo...have you ever actually been here before? And where's the staff?
Lucina: Um... no?
X: (Facepalm.)
?: Merce, a hobo?
X: Oh my fudge. *growls and turns around* Hello, miss! My name is DarkX the Dragon Knight, but most just call me X. Now, I am no hobo, but I am-
?: QUIET HOBO!
X: SON OF A B***!
?: I am the owner of this boutique, and I must ask you to leave.
Lucina: Why?
Owner: I, the owner of this shop. declare you not stylish enough!
Lucina: I'm gonna shoot her.
X: Don't... *Turns to the owner.* Sooo, if a customer's not "stylish enough", you don't let them buy anything? That must be seriously bad for business. I mean, whatever happened to "The customer's always right"?
Owner: We charge incredibly high.
X: *Sweatdrop.* She just states it...
-a
Imagi: AW DAMN. Look at that explosion though...
Narrator: ... (POPCORN EATING INTENSIFIES.)
King: And I wanted to watch Pokevengers, Age of Magneton... -_-'
X: *glares at Lucina* Your fault. For making me come here.
Lucina: Well, where do you wanna go?
-a
Imagi: Ah, that movie was the best...
Narrator: Hey guys?
King: Yeah?
Narrator: I wanna visit the aquarium.
Imagi: ... Why?
-a
X: I dunno! Not here, that's for sure! Maybe Kohl's or something...
Lucina: They have a Kohl's?
X: Probably in a mall...
-a
X: (Points to map.) See?
Lucina: Huh. They do. Well, lets go there, and then get a bite to eat.
X: Please.
-a
Lady: How many?
King: Three.
-a
X: *walks into Kohl's* Heh. See, not so bad. Now, if nobody calls me a hobo, this will be perfect.
Lucina: Do you know where to go?
X: *thinks*...Nope! *goes into store*
Lucina: This outta be fun.
X: *ignoring the strange looks people are giving her* LUCINA! GET OVER HERE, I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING!
Lucina: What?!
X: *points to an aisle with regular clothes in it* HALLELUJAH! *charges in there*
(People give Lucina strange looks.)
Lucina: She's a special little problem...
X: Nyeh...*takes a flannel shirt*...nyeh...*takes a pair of jeans*...nyeh...NYAH! *takes a newer looking jacket* Nyeh? *looks at sizes* NYAH-HAH!
Worker: Can I help you-
X: TAKE MAH MONEY! *throws money at the worker and runs into a changing room*
Lucina: I swear to God, Buddha, Farore, Palutena, or whoever the f*** is a god in the Nintendoverse, someone's gonna need to see a therapist at the end of the day...
-a
King: WHOAHHHH...
Imagi: Where's Narrator?
-a
X: *comes out, wearing new clothes* Heh, MUCH better! Now, *walks over to Lucina* on to Lumiose! *opens portal in the middle of store, causing people to look over in fear and/or confusion* What? You guys are acting like you've never seen a thirteen year-old open an interdimensional portal with a glowing purple sword before! *goes into portal*
Lucina: Next time King, take the stupid Pendant too.
X: CHARM!
Lucina: *Throws hands in the air.* WHO CARES AT THIS POINT!
-a
Show-woman: Now, for the trained Dragonair act!
*Nothing happens.*
Show-woman: Um...
Narrator: *Bursts out on a Dragonite leading a flock of other Dragonites.* MAGICALNESS!
King and Imagi: ...
-a
X: Now, where to BURN these old clothes...*looking around, spots a Litleo, then gets a Cheshire Cat grim*
Lucina: DON'T YOU F***ING DARE!
X: *not listening, kneels besides the Litleo* Hey, bud! You don't mind if I used your little head flame there, would you?
Litleo: *cocks head* Lit?
X: I'll take that as a yes! *puts old clothes over Litleo's flame, setting them on fire* Mwa ha ha...*walks over and places them in a trash can* Phew! Now to find everyone else...
Lucina: (Facepalm.)
King: (Carrying a beat up Narrator.) Stupid Sidekick Author...
X: There you guys are! Along with, a... injured Narrator-
Imagi: Don't question it.
X: Thank you.
King: Got some new clothes I see!
Lucina: At the cost of a serious headache...
Imagi: Well, let's get something to eat! Any suggestions?
King: MEAT!
Imagi: Not a-
King: MEATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
X: There are a MILLION cafés in this city. I don't care which one we go to! *looks around* Hey...Sparklus and Millenia came with us, right?
*In a fancy resturant kirchen.*
Sparklus: Om nom nom...
Cook: AH, MY FISH!
Millenia: Why did I not see this one coming...
X: Um...*concerned look* Did they maybe go with the rest of the group, I mean, I can see not everybody's here, so...
King: Wait, who else came with u- OH CRAP SAMUS!
X: Oh, so my Pokémon are with Samus, then...um, that's not TOO bad. I mean, at least we know where she is, so I can go and find her. *walks away, then turns head left and right, confused* Uh, where did she go, exactly?
TV: Breaking news! A woman has blown up the Lysandre Cafe after being refused service when she reportedly did not have any money. Police are en route now!
X: It can't be he-
Samus: (On TV.) I AM SAMUS ARAN! YOU DO NOT REFUSE ME SERVICE!
(Everyone looks at each other.)
ALL: AHHHHHHHHH! (Runs to the Lysandre Cafe.)
Lucina Bluecoat
Description: First off, NOT THE LUCINA YOU'RE THINKING OFF! In a coat, with a belt holding a gun. On her coat is a silver police badge that reads S.V.P.D.
Powers: Athletic, but still a regular human. GREAT with a gun though.
Quote: " God does nothing wrong? Yet, a**holes like you are here..."