X: How long has he been doing that?
King: *Bopping a baloon into the air.*
Imagi: 'Bout thirty minutes. More if he REALLY gets into it...
All: (Running to the Lysandre Cafe.)
X: Wait, does anyone remember how to get to the Lysandre Café? 'Cause I don't...
Imagi: Thank me! I got a map!
X: Ooh, maps! *reads map* Ah, yeah, I remember now! It's near Magneta Plaza! *runs ahead* To Magneta Plaza we go!
Sparklus: *still eating fish as he and Millenia hide in an ally*
Millenia: Okay, I think we lost the chef. *smells air* Hey, Spark- do you smell that?
Sparklus: *swallows* Smell what?
Millenia: *sniffs* Smells like...smoke? *flies up* Holy Arceus!
Sparklus: What? *looks up* What's happening?
Millenia: There's smoke coming from the Magneta Plaza! C'mon, let's go see what's happening!
Sparklus: *looks at fish* Can I finish my fish first?
Millenia: Nope! *flies towards smoke*
Sparklus: *sighs and follows her*
King: SAMUS!
Samus: Oh, it's you guys.
Police: STEP AWAY!
King: Later. Now, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Samus: Anger therapy.
Lucina: I KNEW IT!
Police: STEP. AWAY.
King: SHUT IT!
X: NOW! (Goes Dragon Form.)
*Widespread panic.*
King: WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA! X, PUT. THE PENDANT. DOWN!
X: IT'S NOT A FREAKIN' PENDANT!
Samus: It kinda is.
All: NOT HELPING!
Sparklus and Millenia: *run in* X!?
X: *turns to the Pokémon* Sparklus! Millenia! There you two are!
Sparklus: What's going on?
X: I'll explain later! Everybody! *lowers wings* Onto my back, now!
King: WE HAVE TO RUN AGAIN?!
Imagi: STOP B***ING AND GET ON!
(X Starts to fly to Camphier town.)
Grunt: Sir! We have uncovered our enemy's location!
?: Are you sure it's her?
Grunt: Yes sir! The amount of energy radiating from her can only be made by-
?: DON'T. SAY. IT.
Grunt: *gulps* Sir! Sorry, sir! Shall I assemble the troops?
?: Of course! Where is she headed?
Grunt: A place called Camphier Town, sir!
?: Very well. Prepare the army!
Grunt: Yes sir! *leaves the room*
?: ...Grrr...*glares out of window* Meddling Author...
X: *lands and goes back to normal* 'Kay, I think we're here!
King: X.
X: You called?
KING: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A 6-ON-6 POKEMON BATTLE!
X: :D Ah, okay! Should I use the Pokémon I got here, or the Pokémon I got in Hoenn?
Lucina: Um, is now really the best time for a Pokémon battle?
King: YES PUNY NON-POKEMON FAN! And X, whichever suits you. BUT ONLY ONE LEGENDARY!
X: Aw... In that case, I'll use my Kalos Pokémon!
Sparklus and Millenia: Aww...
X: Sorry, guys! You guys can cheer me on, though!
Sparklus and Millenia: Okay!
King: Let me go get my Pokemon!
Imagi: I SHALL REFEREE!
King and X: ALRIGHT GO-
X: *turns around* What the-
*multiple shots of fire suddenly shoot from the sky at the group*
*BOOM!*
King: WHAT THE F*** RANDOM SHOTS! I WILL HAVE YOU SLAIN! THEN I WILL MURDER YOUR CHILDREN.
?: AUTHORS, GET ON THE GROUND NOW! AND YOUR FRIENDS!
Imagi: He makes us seem so unimportant...
X's Regular Dragon Mode.
Description: Purple scales, and black armor. Hm... Wonder how much it would go for... if it's obsidian...
Powers: F*** do you think?