X: *sliding around as smooth jazz plays (Portal 2, anyone?), not paying attention to anything*
Samus: WHEN WILL SHE SHUT THAT DAMN THING OFF?!
Millenia: Every time someone plays this music, she starts doing that until the music ends. Nothing we can so to stop here until then!
Samus: *Aims Arm Cannon at Radio.*
*five large dragons drop down from the sky. They are different shades of gray and black, with yellow eyes and thick armor. They are each holding various weapons (swords, clubs, etc.), and they are all surrounding the entire group*
?: I said GET ON THE GROUND!
X: Hold on...if THESE guys are here, does that mean...OH NO. GUYS, STAND BEHIND ME! THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REAL!
Imagi: B**** PLEASE! I can handle these fools faster than you can say-
*SLAM!*
?: Missed me X?
X: *whispers* No...It can't be... *turns around and comes face-to-face with a dark black dragon, twice X's Dragon Form size, also wearing armor. His horns are laced with gold, as are his claws. His front left leg is mechanical, as his his left wing, and the dragon's eyes are a blazing orange* KRAXCOR!?
Kraxcor: *smiles deviously* It's been a while, hasn't it?
King: *Stares.*
X: *gulps* Uh, yeah...you know, I kinda thought you were dead...
Kraxcor: Ah, yes. Well, take a good a me...*grabs X by the throat* DO I LOOK DEAD TO YOU!?
King: HEY!
Kraxcor: *Ignores.*
X: *grimaces* N...no..! LET ME GO! *slashes at Kraxcor's face*
Kraxcor: GRAAAR! *let's go of X* Still as feisty as ever I see? Well, then, let's see if you've still got your skills! DRAGONS, ATTACK!
Dragons: *all leap at the group*
King: SHADOW CRUSH! *Black pillars squish the dragons.*
Kraxcor: WHO DARES-
King: SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON?!
X: *holding back a furious Kraxcor* I'LL EXPLAIN LATER! WE GOTTA GET BACK TO THE OBSERVATORY!
Kraxcor: MALICE STRIKE! *hands start to glow dark purple, and then he slams his palm into X's face, sending her flying onto her back*
X: GRRGH! *gets up, then blasts fire at Kraxcor*
King: (Appears in front of Kraxcor and kicks him down.) F*** OFF! SHADOW CRUSH!
Kraxcor: *Breaks the pillar, then roars at King.*
Kraxcor: GALACTIC GUST! *beats wings rapidly, and a black wind laced with small, cobalt blades blows towards King, blowing him away.*
King: Imagi, Narrator, GO TIME!
Narrator: GOT IT! (Unsheathes sword and starts to run after a dragon.)
Imagi: I can't feel the pain... There it is! Owwww...
King: PREGNANCY SOLVER! (Flies in a straight downfall to punch Kraxcor into the ground.) SHOTGUN PARTY! (Fies a huge amount of shotgun shells at Kraxcor.)
Kraxcor: *dodges the shotgun blasts* You are all puny MORTALS! YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND TRUE POWER! *wings glow purple* DARK WAVES! *slams wings into the ground, sending out a large purple shock wave that hits those on the ground*
Millenia: EEP! *flies up* C'mon, guys! We gotta help! *uses Agility and speeds towards Kraxcor*
Sparklus: Wait for me! *runs into the battle*
Samus: Hold on! *Power Suit ON!* Okay! *runs to the battle as well* LUCINA, COME ON!
Lucina: THE F*** AM I GONNA DO?
Samus: SHOOT THEM!
Lucina: BECAUSE BULLETS AFFECT A DRAGON.
King: F*** YOUR TRUE POWER, I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING YOU D***!
Kraxcor: (Uppercuts.)
King: Alright Mr. True Power. GET A LOAD OF THIS! SHADOW KING GAUNTLET! (Shadows from everyone bend and shape around his arm to form a gauntlet with a purple gem in the palm and spiked knuckles.) LET'S DANCE! (Claws at Kraxcor.)
Kraxcor: You Authors have been a pain in my side for years...*mechanical arm starts glowing, until it is completely dark purple* But now, I have a way to take what you all hold so dear to you...*rushes forward and grabs King in his glowing hand* YOUR PRECIOUS POWERS! *the glow envelopes King, as a white energy pours from him into Kraxcor's hand, while his gautlet disappears.*
X: *looks up in horror* What the...what's Kraxcor doing!?
King: ...
Kraxcor: HOW DOES IT FEEL?
King: Die.
Kraxcor: Wha-
King: (Summons one more Shadow Pillar, before going unconsious.)
Kraxcor: *Breaks Pillar.*
Imagi, Narrator, and Lucina: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM YOU B****!
Imagi: *Punches him in the face with a blaze of azure flames.*
Kraxcor: *roars in pain and lets go of King, who falls to the ground.*
Millenia: I gotcha! *catches King in her talons and lowers him to the ground*
Imagi: Move out of the way...
Narrator: This son of a b***...
Lucina: Is gonna pay...
All: WITH HIS F*** LIFE!
Imagi: (Phoenix mode.)
Narrator: DEMONIZE! *Black Demon wings appear, and his sword turns into a Black Buster Sword like weapon with a ribbon now around the hilt.*
Millenia: *nudging King* Dude? Dude!
King: *unconscious, his coloring is slightly paler*
X: *turns to Kraxcor, now in normal Dragon Rage Mode* King...what did you do to him!? TELL ME, NOW!
Kraxcor: It's rather simple, really. *holds up mechanical arm* When I got this, I had it specially designed to strip away the power of energized beings, including Authors. This allows me to use those powers for myself! *glances at King* Although, you stopped me before I could completely strip the boy of his powers, but I guess you got the idea.
King: X...
Millenia: X!
X: King! Please don't die!
King: Well... kick his a** first then we'll talk... (Slips back into unconsciousness.)
Imagi: PHOENIX METEOR CRUSHER! *Slams into Kraxcor in a phoenix-shaped comet of flame.*
Narrator: SHADOW SLASH! *Giant Black sword follows his movenents and slashes at Kraxcor.*
Rosalina: WENDELL STOP!
Wendell: HE'S DYING ROSALINA! I CAN'T STAY UP HERE WHEN THEY'RE ALL DOWN THERE! LET ME THROUGH!
Rosalina: IT'S DOES NO ONE GOOD IF YOU'RE LOST TOO!
Wendell: BUT THEY NEED ME-
Rosalina: NO, THEY WANT YOU UP HERE SO YOU CAN STAY SAFE!
Kraxcor: NONE OF YOU CAN EVER WIN!
Imagi: PHOENIX CANNON! *Fires a stream of flames at Kraxcor.*
Kraxcor: (Blocks.) Now, where did that insect-
Imagi: INFERNO BREAKER! (Right hands catches on fire and punches Kraxcor in the face.)
Kraxcor: GRAAH!
Kraxcor: PREPARE TO SUFFER! *hand glows, and then black feathers materialize behind Kraxcor, which then catch on fire* Now what did they Author call it...? Ah, yes! ARROW STORM! *feathers fly at the group*
Daldronor: *nudging X's armor* I wonder how everyone's doing in Lumiose...*hears something* Huh? *goes into the other room, then sees Rosalina and Wendell* Guys, what's going on?
Narrator: (Appears in front of Kraxcor and slashes all the feathers.) You know what the hell you are?
Kraxcor: Humor me mortal.
Narrator: A GODDAMN LEECH! NIGHTMARE PIERCE! (Blade surrounds itself in blackness before Narrator thrust the sword at Kraxcor's chest.)
Daldronor: W-what?
Wendell: Yeah...
Daldronor: WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!
Wendell: STOP! We have to trust Imagi and others...
Kraxcor: NIGHT SHIELD! *a black shield appears in front of Kraxcor, deflecting the sword* Your power...*grabs Narrator with his glowing hand* IS MINE! *starts to absorb Narrator's energy in the same way he did King*
Sparklus: Not again!
Daldronor: Grrrrrrr...waiting here is torture! I should be down there, fighting alongside X and the others!
Narrator: Son of a b****... *Goes unconsious.*
Imagi: *Kicks Kraxcor off of Narrator.*
X: RIGHT! X, PORTAL, NOW!
Kraxcor: HAHAHAHAHA! RUN FOOLS! RUN!
X: *pacing the room, now in normal form and wearing her armor again* That...that...*punches wall in anger* STUPID FOXHEARTED LEECH! *kicks over table*
Sparklus: *goes to Wendell* You okay? How's King and Narrator doing?
Wendell: Out of it completely... They are alive, but... It's like they don't have a brain in them anymore. Like, the part of King that makes him imaginative just... gone. If only I'd been there...
Imagi: Look, X. Hitting the wall and having a hissy-fit isn't helping anyone. Now, I think we all need a history lesson.
X: Alright... Well...
*No Bio.*