X: *sleeping*

Millenia: *sleeping on X's head*

Sparklus: *sleeping at the foot of couch*

Daldronor: *curled up around the couch, also sleeping*

Imagi: *Presses button.*

*Random Rhyperior comes in and throws couch out the window.*

X: *sits down* Okay guys, gather around. I need EVERYONE to hear this. Is everyone here?

Imagi: Present.

Lucina: 'Ello gov'nah.

Samus: Hmm...

Millenia: Okay.

Wendell: Here I am.

Rosalina: Get on with it.

Luma: *Twinkle.*

Sparklus: What is it?

Daldronor: May we start?

X: *takes deep breath* You guys know that the dragon we fought was named Kraxcor. What you DON'T know is that he's actually EMPEROR Kraxcor Aldraxis- leader of the Aldraxis Empire. Ever since he came to power, Kraxcor and his army have been going around the Multiverse taking over worlds, basically trying to expand his empire. In other words, he's pretty much an evil, power-hungry warlord. Me and him have battled before in the past, and I've managed to save some of the places he's tried to take over, so me and him have kinda become archenemies.

Imagi: THAT'S WHERE I'VE SEEN HIM BEFORE!

Lucina: Eh?

X: I'M NOT DONE- wait, what?

Imagi: Some guy once came up to me once. Said he worked for a dragon emporer. Apparently, that dragon wanted me to help him take down a kingdom he was having problems with.

X: And you didn't help... Why?

Imagi: When I asked what he would pay, he said ruler of that kingdom. I said gold rewards only. He left in a hurry...

X: How does King deal with these people... Anyways, did you know Kraxcor actually had a girlfriend?

Imagi: (Poker face.) ... It was you.

X: What the-!? NO! It was a dragoness named Emerldra!

Imagi: Sounds like Daldronor's mother.

Daldronor: HEY!

X: ANYWAYS, the last time me and Kraxcor battled, we were in some ice dimension with bottomless crevices. As Kraxcor sent his dragons on me, I was fighting them off. I drew back my tail, getting ready to stab one of them, and GUESS which dragon was behind me, ready to Claw at my neck. Go on- GUESS.

Samus: Must've been one hell of a blood show...

Imagi: You think?

X: So, yeah...Emerldra was behind me, but I didn't realize that until my tail was in her chest...*grimaces* Kraxcor was FURIOUS. Seriously, after being all sad, he went all-out rage mode. Makes sense, though...as cruel as he is, Kraxcor actually DID love Emerldra...I didn't even mean to kill her, it was a TOTAL accident!

Lucina: (Pulls out handcuffs.)

X: NO! *steps back* Eh...so, yeah...Kraxcor got all mad, his dragons pounced on me, and eventually it came to be that we were in one of the crevices. I used Dimensional Blades to push them back, but it kinda...*scratches head* backfired. That's because I wound up causing a rock fall, and the army, including Kraxcor, got caught in it. Now, I managed to escape- albeit, barely- but everyone else got dragged down by the rocks. And since, like I said, the crevices are bottomless, I thought everyone was dead. Including Kraxcor himself. Did I mention that was the last battle he and I had before today?

Wendell: That must explain the mechanical bits.

Rosalina: Do they have a human form like you X?

X: *shakes head* Nope. They're 100% dragon. *sighs* So, there's that backstory. I still can't figure out how Kraxcor survived that rock fall, though...I mean, I know the other's died, so how did HE escape...?

Wendell: Zombies.

Lucina and Imagi: No.

Wendell: COME ON!

Imagi: Well, we need a game plan, and some serious montage-worth training.

X: Okay, listen- Kraxcor has the power to steal the powers of Authors and/or any people with powers of any kind. Not only that, but he can also use those powers himself. There's no telling what he'll do with this ability, but I KNOW it can't be anything good! Therefore, I see only one solution to this problem. One way to stop Kraxcor!

Imagi: We make a sacrifice.

X: NO! We need to destroy that mechanical arm of his! That's what's giving him the power to steal energy! We destroy that, we have an actual chance to stop him. Not only that, but we're gonna have to go to Kraxcor's dimension- his base of operations. Things is, though, there's only one way to get there.

Imagi: Make a BLOOD sacrifice!

X: TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! We have to go through the Darth Dimension. Basically, imagine the Nether from Minecraft...only ten times worse. And there's lightning that's striking the place all the time. And there's a volcano in the center of it all that never stops erupting. And surrounding the volcano and making up the entire floor of the world is a raging sea of lava. Also, FIRE AND STORM DEMOMS! Let that all sink in for a minute...*pauses to let everyone picture the Darth Dimension*

Lucina: Great. Now all I can think of is Star Wars...

Imagi: Baby Minecraft pigs.

Wendell: Hawaii.

Both: Wow.

X: DOES NOTHING FAZE THESE GUYS?!

Sparklus: Sooo...how 'bout that training montage?

X: Ah, yes! We can't just go into the Darth Dimension and fight Kraxcor without training. *raises sword dramatically* CUE THE TRAINING MONTAGE!

YOU'RE GONNA NEED A MONTAGE!

Imagi: Wait, where's a good place to train?

*Record scratch.*

X: Hm... *turns to Rosalina* Hey, is there a place here where we can all train. With a montage, maybe?

Rosalina: Hm, maybe... Nonono, too dangerous.

Imagi and X: WHAT?

Rosalina: Well... (Leads them to a giant map before pointing at a spot.) Grand Dragon Spire Galaxy. Where only the most powerful, yet benevolent, dragons train.

Lucina: Sounds good. AND they're dragons too!

X: Huh. I've heard stories about that place. Some of the most noble dragon warriors have trained there. If we went there, we'd be all fit to take on Kraxcor! Rosalina, where is the Grand Dragon Spire Galaxy?

Rosalina: (Mad Doctor Laugh.) You all... take the Mega Launch Star!

X: I suddenly feel the urge to fill out life insurance.

-a

(In a room with a huge Launch Star.)

Imagi: We're going on THAT?!

Rosalina: Yep.

Imagi: YOU SOUND LIKE YOU COULD CARE LESS.

Rosalina: When did it seem like I did?

Imagi: I'm gonna die today...

X: *gulps* We gonna YOLO it?

Sparklus: We gonna YOLO it.

Millenia: We are SO gonna YOLO it.

X: Okay...*gets onto Launch Star* EVERYONE needs to get on this! C'mon!

*Sparklus, Millenia, and Daldronor follow X, then turn to everyone else*

Imagi: Meh, f*** it. I'm too awesome to die anyway.

Samus: Since when did over a hundred G-force scare me?

Lucina: There is no way I'm getting shown up by Blueberry.

Wendell: Ditto.

(All get on.)

Rosalina: Aiming... And...

(Everyone tenses until their body's are Reggie for the pain.)

Rosalina: FIRE!

*BAM!*

All: OH G- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

X: AAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEYYYAAAAAAAAH! *hugs the closest person to her in terror, which happens to be Samus*

Samus: *punches X, causing her to fly into the wall*

Sparklus and Millenia: *hugging Imagi in terror* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Imagi: GETTTTTTTTTTTT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

X: I'M GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(Sudden stop at the doors of a palace.)

Everyone: (Flops onto the ground with an assortment of groans, oomphs, and cries for mommy.)

X: We made it... Can anyone else not feel there stomach?

Imagi: I think a meteor got firmly placed between my lungs and colons...

Sparklus: *groans* I think I'm gonna be sick...

Millenia: Not in here you're not!

Daldronor: All in favor of never doing that again?

Wendell: I now regret not buying that jetpack...

Samus: *Fine.* You guys are p****.

X: Hey! Watch it with language!

Samus and Imagi: F*** B*** HOE S*** CRAP B*** WH*** DAMNNNNN...

X: Wow... *gets out, then goes Dragon Form* I think I'm gonna need to go Dragon Form for this. *approaches castle, which is on a floating rock platform. X goes up to the door* HELLO? ANYBODY HOME?

Imagi: No no, like this. Samus?

(Both Samus and Imagi blow a giant hole in the cave with LAZERS! 8D)

X: HEY! I heard some of the dragons here are fudging LEGENDS! Show some respect! *examines hole anxiously*

Sparklus: *glances at Samus* What is it with you and blowing up stuff?

Samus: I BLEW UP A PLANET! WHAT DO YOU THINK IS WITH ME AND BLOWING S*** UP?!

Imagi: Well, no dragons yet...

?: HALT!

*Two pale gold dragons clad in bronze armor drop down from the sky in front of the group*

Sparklus: Alright, alright, calm- *sees the dragons*

Dragon 1: State your names. NOW.

Imagi: You first.

Gem: I am Gem.

Imagi: Ah, you're a chick.

Ini: And I am Ini.

Imagi: Wait, like Gemini?

Both: Yes...

Imagi: Well, I am IMAGUS 'IMAGI' PROXI, AND I'M HERE TO KICK YOUR A**!

X: Oh fudge me.

X: (Dripping wet.)

Imagi: HAHAHAHAAHA!