Lucina: The hell is that?
Wendell: ART!
Lucina: You literally just shot a canvas with a paintball gun.
Random Person: *Gives Wendell 500 bucks and takes painting.*
Wendell: *Grins.*
Lucina: I stand corrected.
X: *walks up and slaps tail across Imagi's mouth* Please excuse my friend, here...my name is DarkX the Dragon Knight, but you may call me X for short.
Sparklus: I'm Sparklus!
Millenia: Millenia!
Daldronor: I am the great Rayquaza, but I have been given the name Daldronor by X here. *gestures to X*
Imagi: *Chomp.*
X: *Sound of something in X shattering.* SON OF A FUDGING-
Imagi: Don't do that again.
Gem: Why should we take you?
Samus: Because the dragon behind you looks mad.
Ini: (Turns around to see a dragon with brown skin and bone-white armor standing cross-armed with a look of impatience on his face.) Uh-oh...
?: Gem! Ini!
Gem and Ini: Hello, father...
X: Huh? *stares at dragon* Crag?
Crag: *faces X* It's been a while, hasn't it?
Millenia: Wait, what?
Imagi: Oh my God, you ARE a dragon hooker!
Lucina: (Kicks him into a wall.) And that's why we don't let you drink.
X:*turns to everyone else* Everybody, this is Crag. Me and him actually met during a battle! Could you believe it?
Crag: I remember- water spirits were creating a tsunami that was about to swallow a city, so you and I teamed up to stop them.
X: We almost drowned, but hey- it all worked out! *puffs out chest proudly, then turns back to Crag* Say, I had no idea you had kids! Who's the mom, if you don't mind me asking?
Imagi: (Muffled.) Yo-
X: I WILL SHOVE THE DIMENSION SWORD UP PLACES YOU DON'T WAN'T TO PICTURE!
Samus: Damn.
?: Honey, who's yelling- Why X!
X: MERIDA?!
Sparklus: MERIDA!? Who the heck is Merida!?
X: Merida was also at that water battle I mentioned. She is REALLY good with a bow and arrow! *faces Crag* She's your mate, huh?
Crag: Yes. I guess she's calling for me. Please, join us. Even your odd friend.
Imagi: (Pops out.) I'm not odd, the world just can't handle the s*** I do on a daily basis!
Crag: Ha ha! I like him!
Samus: Amazingly...
*an elegant dragoness swoops down from the sky. Like Gem and Ini, she has pale gold scales, but she has green eyes as opposed to Crag's brown eyes, and she is wearing silver armor*
Merida: Ah, X, it is you! I can't believe it, it's been so long! How have you been?
X: Meh...some good, some bad. Anyways, we need to talk to you guys. Mind if we did it over dinner?
Merida: Oh, not at all! It'll be nice to catch up with old friends, and to meet some new ones! *nods at the others* Come! *flies up, followed by Crag, Gem, and Ini*
Daldronor: We'll meet you guys there! *follows them with Sparklus on his back and Millenia alongside him*
X: *lowers wing* I assume you guys need a lift, right?
Imagi: Nah. (Flys after Merida and the others.)
X: When... could he fly?
Lucina: Always! You never noticed?
Merida: Please, sit down!
Lucina: Um... Problem.
(Table, Chairs, and Food on the Plates, basically everything, is too big for the humans.)
X: Oh, um... You guys have anything more human-sized around here?
Sparklus: And Swampert-sized?
Millenia: And Swellow-sized?
Daldronor: Personally, I don't see any problem here.
Sparklus: 'Cause you're big, that's why!
Merida: Sorry, I guess we didn't plan to have humans for dinner...
Lucina: Um-
Merida: Yes, realized it the second I said it.
X: Okay, um...maybe we can make this work. *looking around*
Samus: What are we eating, anyways?
(Green cooked beast that resembles a turkey is on the table.)
Sparklus: Right. Hey, where's Imagi?
Imagi: (Pops out of the top of the turkey thing.) You called?
X: *facepalm*
Millenia: *poking at green meat* Um...what is this?
X: *still facepalmed* Food, that's what.
Daldronor: *sniffs it* I've never smelled something like this before.
Imagi: It's good. (Already eaten half of it.)
Samus: WHAT THE HELL IMAGI?! Didn't anyone teach you table manners?
Merida: *Giggles.* They are a funny bunch.
Crag: Agreed.
*Later.*
Messenger: Sir Crag, the Scales have arrived!
Crag: I'm sorry, I must leave. Though, would you bunch like to come?
Imagi: Are they rich?
Crag: No.
Imagi: And like that, you've lost me.
X: Sure! We still gotta talk about that one thing I mentioned before, too.
Crag: Yes, tell me more about that. *flies off as X follows*
Daldronor: Wait for me! *flies off in pursuit*
Sparklus: *smacks Imagi* Not everything's about money you idiot!
Imagi: Right!
Millenia: Yes, now-
Imagi: There's getting treasure, THEN the b****es!
Millenia: (Facewing.)
X: *explains the situation with Kraxcor to Crag, including what happened to King and Narrator*
Crag: *nods grimly* I see.
X: So, that's why we came here. We all need to train to survive the Darth Dimension and defeat Kraxcor! The fate of the Multiverse depends on us- you'll help, right?
Imagi: I'm still hungry...
Millenia: YOU ATE HALF OF THAT THING!
Imagi: Ooh, apples. (Grabs a bunch of apples from a barrel.)
Millenia: Aren't you gonna pay for those?
Imagi: That's still a thing? *Chomp.*
Millenia: How does King find these guys...
Sparklus: *explains the situation with Kraxcor to Meridia, ignoring Imagi and Millenia* And that's why we need to train here. I'm sure X is talking to Crag about this, too. You guys'll help us, right?
Merida: Hm... We may need to see the Seven Scales about this...
Imagi: LOOK BIRD, I'M A F***ING PIRATE. THIS IS WHAT I DO!
Millenia: IT'S STILL WRONG!
Imagi: I'LL JUST EAT YOU THEN!
Millenia: NO!
Samus: Both of you, SHUT UP! *smacks both Imagi and Millenia*
Imagi and Millenia: OW!
Crag:*looks up* Ah, there they are now!
(Sitting crossed-legged are a metal dragon with black dreadlocks and a female dragon with sea-green scales and a fish-like tail.)
Crag: Welcome back! How went the Vacation?!
Metal Dragon: Zephyr got bit by a fish.
Green Dragon: Ah, memories...
X: *looks at dragons* Are you two a part of the Seven Scales?
Green Dragon: And who are you, newcomer?
Metal Dragon: Yes, we haven't seen you around before.
Crag: This is an old friend of mine. Her name is X. *points to metal dragon* His name is Zap, and that- *points to the sea-green dragon* Is Whirlpool.
X: Ah! *salutes to the dragons* Hello there!
Lucina: Calm your wings X, we aren't in the military.
Imagi: HEY! WE WANT TO TRAIN BY KICKING YOUR A**!
Zap: (Slow Blink.)
Whirlpool: And you are?
Imagi: Imagu- MMPH!
X: (Slaps tail firmly into his face.) Not doing that again... Anyway, we have a problem, so we came here.
Lucina: Ever heard of a dragon called Kraxcor?
Zap: (Frowns.) He's dead.
Samus: Then ghosts be real fool.
X: *once again explains what happened with Kraxcor at Camphier Town* So that means, now that he can take the energy of others, there's no telling what he'll do! Please, train us so we can stop him!
Imagi: Cause he needs to pay for what he did to our family!
Lucina and Wendell: YEAH!
Zap: Very well. Although, what can the blue haired one do?
Lucina: HEY! I CAN DO STUFF! Like... Crap.
Zap: Come with me. Whirlpool, Crag, you take them to meet the others.
Whirlpool: Ai' Captain!
X: Lucina! Did you forget about your sword? Or your gun?
Lucina: And since when did bullets affect dragons?
Crag: This is true.
Lucina: And, for the last time... I'M NOT THAT LUCINA! SERIOUSLY, IT'S LIKE YOU DIDN'T LOOK AT HIS STORIES!
X: I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S REALLY CONFUSING! *calms down* Let's just...go before I kill her with fire...*flies up*
-(Later.)-
Lucina: Wow, this is amazing!
Zap: My workshop always get that!
(Lucina and Zap are walking through a workshop with multiple furnaces burning, metal being pounded, and the like.)
Lucina: Whoa, what's that?!
Zap: A little side project.
(Zap leads Lucina to a glass case with a human-sized coat made out of grey dragon scales.)
Zap: Anorak, my proudest achievement. Capable of forming any weapon based on the user's style of thinking, it's also incredibly comfortable! What do you think?
Lucina: It's beautiful...
*Everybody else is standing before a pair of massive gold doors*
Whirlpool: This is where the Seven Scales meet.
X: *staring at doors in awe* It's so shiny...
Millenia: *flies up to Samus* I swear to Arceus, if you blow up something...
*BOOM!*
Imagi: My bad...
X: ... He dies.
Wendell: No.
X: Please?
Sparklus: X, we need EVERYONE alive for this.
X: *sighs* Oh, fine...
Crag: Ah, here come the other five Scales!
Imagi: Wait, I thought you were one.
Crag: No.
Zephyr: Crag! I missed you! *a sky blue dragoness in pure white armor drops down besides Crag* Hello, brother!
Sparklus: Brother? Wait, you're Crag's sister, then?
Imagi: IS EVERYONE HERE RELATED?!
Zap: Alright, now. Imagine the weapon and it will appear in the folds of the coat.
Lucina: (Intensely concentrating, when she pulls out twin semi-automatic pistols with a dragon carved into the sides of the barrel.) YES!
X: *smacks Imagi with tail* STOP QUESTIONING STUFF! Anyways *walks over to Zephyr* My name's X! I'm a friend of your brother.
Zephyr: Hello there! Yes, you're that dragon who fought with Crag and Meridia against the water spirits! *cocks head* I honestly thought you'd be bigger.
X: Well, I'm not exactly full grown yet..
Imagi: She hasn't hit dragon puberty, where her tail grows large and she cries and smacks you if you say anythin-
X: (Breathes fire at Imagi.)
Lucina: Come on... YES! (Pulls out a spear with a cobalt hilt and a golden point that resembles the fangs on a dragon.) I shall call you... the Azure Spear!
X: So, do you mind introducing us to the rest of the Scales?
Zephyr: Of course! *gestures to the other four dragons*
Crag: (Gestures to a group being led by a tall dragon with what looks like drills for horns and teeth, followed by another dragoness with horns shaped in a trident style, and wings that are moon-white.)
Drill-horned Dragon: Greetings. I am Drillfang.
Moon-colored Dragon: And I am Luna.
Samus: Wow. Your parents must have spent WEEKS on that one.
Drillfang: I suddenly dislike you.
Samus: Well, good for you, you have an opinion I could care less about.
X: Is that... Di?
Sparklus: Di? Who the heck is that?
?: *a dark blue dragon with dark purple armor walks up* I see you're still fond of that nickname, Dragon Knight. *turns to everyone else* My full name is Dimentruss. *flicks tail in greeting*
Imagi: Did you make the Dimension Sword? If so, I'd like to talk about an idea I have!
Di: Hm... Sure.
X: HEY! NO TOUCHY!
Dimentruss: Yes, I did create the Dimension Sword. It took many years of searching for the right metals, and the I had to imbue it with interdimensional energy. So, what's your idea, young one?
Imagi: A, I'm 21. B, The Dimension... (Dramatic Pausement.) Broadsword.
X: How is that gonna be different than the Dimension SWORD?
Imagi: Haven't thought that far... I'll come up with something though!
X: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Hey, who's the seventh Scale?
Luna: That would be Inferno.
(Dragon with a mane of blue fire, golden claws and a giant x scar on his chest flies down.)
Inferno: YOU CALLED B****ES?!
Imagi: I like him.
X: Of course you would...
Di: Now, come into the Council room. There, we shall discuss the current situation...*glances at X* Whatever that may be.
X: Don't worry, we'll explain everything once we're in there.
*all Scales go into the room behind the gold doors, followed by the rest of the group*
Imagi: Wow, are the toilets golden too?
(Standing in a giant room with a meeting table surrounded by seven chairs personalized to each dragon. On the table was a map and various knickknacks including, but not limited to, a half-finished Rubik's cube, a neck pillow, several comic books and novels, a model kit, and a sketch book. WITH pencil colors.)
Sparklus: Fancy!
*the Seven Scales walk over and sit down in their respective chairs*
Crag: I shall stand guard outside of the room.
Luna: Thank you, Crag.
Crag: *walks out of the room*
Di: Hmm...I see we're not all here. Where is Zap?
X: And where's Lucina? *looks around*
Imagi: Oh, Zap said he had something he wanted her to try.
Zap and Lucina: (Walks in.)
Imagi: Speak of the Blue-haired Devil herself...
Zap: Very good Lucina! It might take some getting used to, but I think the coat has found it's owner!
Lucina: You kidding me? It fit like a GLOVE!
X: And where were you?
Samus: And what's with the coat?
Lucina: My way of fighting off dragons! (Pulls out pistols.)
Imagi: *Whistles.*
Drillfang: Okay...well, I say we call this meeting to order!
Di: Indeed. Who shall speak first?
Imagi: You guys are A-holes.
X: Oh fudge us...
Drillfang: *drill teeth start whirring in rage* How DARE you!? You have no right to-
Whirlpool: Oi, Drillfang. Tell us, boy. What makes you say our kind are "A-holes"?
Imagi: You come in, kick our, ahem, a**es, then another piece of you act nice. I mean, did it not occur to you the bad guy always survives?
Inferno: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Zap: Hm! Whirlpool, didn't they mention Kraxcor was back?
Whirlpool: Yeah, they did!
Zephyr: *nods in agreement*
Luna: Impossible! That tyrant's been dead for a year!
Drillfang: I heard he was killed in a rock fall during a battle with that one there, *glances at X* right?
Inferno: YEAH, HOW COULD HE BE ALIVE?
Imagi: It's like they've never seen a B-movie superhero story before... Anyway, we got two of my family in a coma because of your dead tyrant, so unless you got something that can wake them up, I've got nothing more to say.
Dimentruss: What!? How did this happen?
Zephyr: Go on, young ones. Tell your story.
X: *groans* I swear if I have to explain this ONE MORE TIME...*explains what happened*
Whirlpool: *stares in horror* What!? Kraxcor can...TAKE the powers of others?
Di: And use them himself?
Luna: What kind of monster...what's he going to do with that kind of energy?
Drillfang: Knowing Kraxcor, nothing good.
X: *nods* And that's why we need your help!
Imagi: We need to get some montage-worth training to get through the Darth Dimension, and beat Kraxcor, which we hope wakes up my family. Or... I blow the place up.
Drillfang: Wat.
Imagi: Nothing!
Zap: Ha ha! Sounds like quite the predicament!
Di: This is serious Zap!
Whirlpool: Since when did the blubbering idiot take anything seriously?
Drillfang: Though, I wonder what you hope to accomplish against Kraxcor?
Lucina, Samus, Wendell, and Imagi: (Deadpan.) Kick his a**.
Whirlpool: Ah, a very good goal if ya' ask me!
Di: Well, I see a good solution to this. There's eight of them, and eight of us.
Inferno: NO, THERE'S SEVEN OF US!
Di: On the contrary...Crag! Come in here!
Crag: *comes in* You called?
Di: *turns to Inferno* There, now there is eight.
Luna: Yes, but why does it matter?
Di: Because, each of us can train the other. Zap, you've already had some experience with Lucina, so you will train her. And since Crag knows X the best, better than me, he shall train her. Now, as for the others...
Imagi: Dibs on S'mores.
Inferno: HEY!
Wendell: I choose... you. *Points at Zephyr.*
Di: Very well! The blue one is with Inferno, and the one they call "Wendell" is with Zephyr!
Whirlpool: I'll train the blue fish.
Sparklus: I'm a SWAMPERT.
Millenia: I wouldn't mind training with Luna.
Luna: I never thought I'd be training a BIRD to be a warrior...
Di: *goes over to Daldronor* I sense a great power within you. How would you like me to train you in our ways?
Daldronor: *nods*
Di: Then it's settled! Now, who's left?
Samus: Ahem...
Drillfang: I will train you.
Samus: (Stare. OF DEATH.)
Drillfang: I suddenly regret this.
Di: Okay then! Tomorrow, the training begins! This meeting is over. *gets up and walks out*
Luna: I'll show you all to your rooms.
Imagi: X. X. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
X: WHAT?!
Imagi: Can you buy me a snowcone?
X: ... I'm going to kill him. I will honest to Arceus kill him.