X: I'm hungry. Imagi, can you do something?
Imagi: Fine... *Claps hands.*
*Bag of Mcdonalds appears.*
X: Yay! *Takes a bite.* ... *Face shows regret.* BLEGH!
(Later, in X's room.)
X: I was planning on showering...
Samus: We wanted to see their shows together, while planning!
Imagi: THEN...
Samus, Lucina, Wendell, and Imagi: PARTY SHAW!
X: (Face palm.)
Lucina: The rules of Grand Dragon Spire Galaxy's Capital City, Altearia, Channel 68... Here!
TV: Rule#1! Always respect a dragon's airspace!
*showering*
Daldronor: That's right! Sparklus, do you remember when I met you and X and we blew up that meteor?
Sparklus: Yeah. Even though I was in my Poké Ball during the meteor part...
Daldronor: Well, you can't exactly breathe in space...
X:*gets out of the shower* Hey, what're you guys watching?
Millenia: Well, we WERE watching a show about the laws of Altearia, but now we're watching some kind of anime...
Imagi: Honestly, I don't even know what I'm watching... YEAH! PUNCH THAT B****!
TV Dragon #1: SHIN, YOU KILLED MY BROTHER AGAIN! I MUST DEFEAT YOU!
TV Dragon #2: HAHAHA! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME, LIN! I AM MUCH TO POWERFUL FOR YOU!
TV Dragon #1: *charges at the other dragon* HAAAAAAA-
TV Dragon #2: *charges at the other dragon* HOOOOOOO-
*KABOOM*
X: *deadpan* Soooo, you guys couldn't find anything else to watch?
Imagi: (Looks at guide.) Anyone for The Shining?
(Everyone raises their hands.)
Imagi: The Shining with dragons it is...
*halfway through the movie*
Millenia: Why does he need an ax? He's a DRAGON, he can just burn down the place and fly away! Or he could just, you know, claw down the door and stuff! Man, even in another galaxy, Hollywood STILL can't get its facts right!
Samus: Probably because IT'S A DRAGON WITH AN AX.
Lucina: She has a point.
Millenia: Whatever...
Millenia: I don't care! I'm still gonna be annoyed by it...
Sparklus: Let it go, will ya?
(Credits roll.)
Imagi: Well, who wants to get drunk, make millions in property damage, and pass out and remember none of it?
Samus: In.
Lucina: Yo.
Wendell: Coming.
X: Um...
Imagi: (Grabs X in a headlock and drags her with him.)
X: HEY!
Sparklus: Hey wait up!
Daldronor: I hope you all remember we're supposed to be training tomorrow!
*nobody listens*
Daldronor: I've got a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach...*follows*
Imagi: Ah, here we go!
X: I think I can't go in...
Imagi: And who cares?
Everyone: (Silence.)
Imagi: See?
Sparklus: *turns down the hall* Whoa, guards!
*Two dragons can be seen patrolling the hallway, turning in the direction of the group*
Imagi: Yo.
Guard: Carry on.
Guard 2: Enjoy the drinks.
Sparklus: ...
Imagi: See X? Nothing to worry 'bout!
X: If you say so... *opens door and sees a room chock-full of rows and rows of various drinks* Whoa...is having this many drinks in one place even LEGAL?
Millenia: Who cares? *flies into the room*
Imagi: Well, what'll be?
Samus: Let's start simple. A vodka.
Lucina: Whiskey!
X: Um... I have no idea.
Sparklus: *facepalms*
X: Hey! In case you've forgotten, I'm not exactly old enough to drink alcohol you know!
Sparklus: Oh yeah, forgot about that...
Imagi: Here. (Hands X a shot of whiskey.)
X: (Sips.) BLEGH! What is this?
Lucina: Whiskey. It's got to go down in one shot to taste any good.
X: *Gulp.*
-(Exactly seven drinks later.)-
X: I loves youse guies... HIC.
Imagi: And we now know her tolerance for alcohol.
Samus: (Chugging a bottle of vodka.) Good for her.
X: *Leans over to Imagi while eyeing glass* Hey, can I asks you a questions?
Imagi: I doubt it's a real one, but sure.
X: Why do they call it dat?
Imagi: What?
X: Glass! Why does they calls it dat? It sounds like "glue" and...uh, let's see, umm...*taps finger on table thoughtfully*
Imagi: Um, well... Why do they? Wendell!
Wendell: You called?
Imagi: Why do they call it glass?
Wendell: Well, it comes from the old Proto-Germanic word Glasam, which... (Rattles off facts.)
Imagi: I forget that he reads so much...
X: But why does it souns like glueh?
Imagi: Coincidence?
X: ... Do you thinks I could marries King?
Imagi: And we've had too much.
Millenia: Okay, let's just...*takes glass away from X* put this over here...*puts it on the opposite end of the table*
X: Hehehe...yer blurry...*squeezes Millenia's face* Pretty blurreh birdee...
Millenia: *muffled* I can't breathe!
Imagi: Okay, I do not need to fill out the death report of a freaking Swellow.
X: But shi sos prettuh... (Squeezes harder.) And youse didn't answah mes!
Millenia: Help...
Sparklus: *pries X off of Millenia* Hey, how about we get you back to your room, 'kay?
X: *stares at Sparklus*
Sparklus: Um...
X: *pokes Sparklus* Heya, SpoongieBob...wha happeneds to yer mouth?
Sparklus: 0_o My...what?
X: *feels area around Sparklus's mouth* Yer mooth...were dids it go?
Daldronor: I think she's delusional...
X: AND YOU PURPS!
Daldronor: Glad I was right...
-(The next day.)-
Crag: Ah, there they are...
X: Oh my head...
Imagi: (Supporting her.) Geez, what does that armor weigh?
Crag: ...
Sparklus: ...We can explain?
Crag: Please do.
Imagi: She cannot handle her whiskey.
Crag: Meaning...
Imagi: She has the hangover to end all hangovers.
X: Stop yelling Blueberry... Ow.
Millenia: *turns on Imagi* Hey, giving her the whiskey was YOUR idea Mr. "Let's get drunk"!
Imagi: HEY! YOU HAD SAME TOO!
Millenia: WHY WOULDN'T I? Anyway, it's still your fault!
Samus: Will both of you shut it?
Imagi and Millenia: ...
Drillfang: Well, if your done arguing, we'd like to get you to your training sites.
Imagi: (Hands Crag X.) Your problem. LET'S GET MOVING S'MORES!
Inferno: DAMMIT!
Crag: *sighs* Well, c'mon, X. I know it takes more than a few drinks to get you to rest-
X: *suddenly goes Dragon Form* GRAAAAAAH! *blasts fire st the ceiling before falling over, groaning*
Crag: *Facepalm.*
X: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Imagi: Food tastes horrible when I create it for some reason!
X: WHY WASN'T I TOLD THAT?!
Imagi: You didn't ask.