Wendell: What's down there?
Zephyr: A ungodly amount of monsters.
Wendell: Oh, is that all... WAIT, WHAT?!
Monsters: *Surround Wendell.*
Wendell: (Breathes fire at the monsters, but is overwhelmed easily.)
Zephyr: Can't you do better?
Wendell: SHUT IT! *Kicks a monster in the face.*
Zephyr: I don't have all day...
Wendell: THAT'S IT!
Zephyr: Eh?
Wendell: GOLIATH FORM! (Grey wings sprout from his back, his snout enlongens to resemble a dragon, his tail grows longer, spikes jut from his back, and his eyes turn blood red.) YOU WANNA MAKE FUN OF ME, WELL SCREW YOU, I HAVE PEOPLE TO SAVE YOU A**! BIG FLAME! (Breathes a torrent of flames at the enemies, wiping them out.)
Zephyr: Hmph.
Wendell: What?
Zephyr: Not bad, but you couldn't last a second against a real dragon!
Wendell: Let's find out... WIND UPBEAT! *Flys at Zephyr in a headbutt.*
Zephyr: STORM CLAW! *Claws him into the ground.*
Wendell: *Panting.* I can... Beat you...
Zephyr: Oh give it up!
Wendell: NEVER! SAVAGE RAGE! (Starts to repeatedly slash at Zephyr.)
Zephyr: (Flies backwards to dodge before spouting emerald flames at Wendell.)
Wendell: OW! (Retaliates with orange flame.)
(Both get locked in a flame battle.)
Wendell: EARTH SMASH! (Slams his tail on the ground and headbutts the fragments at Zephyr.)
Zephyr: AIR STREAM REFLECT! (Wind blows the rocks back at Wendell, who flies up and dive-bombs Zephyr into a headlock.)
Wendell: SURRENDER!
Zephyr: F*** YOU!
Wendell: NO!
Zephyr: F*** YOU!
Wendell: WHY WOULD I?!
Zephyr: I'm lonely?
Wendell: ... *What just happened.*
Wendell: *Flies to the city.*
Zephyr: *Sitting on his back.*