*Outside a cave.*
Drillfang: The object is to make it through.
Samus: I do this on a daily basis, can't be too hard...
-(One minute later.)-
(Giant worm.)
Samus: Damn you irony... Super Missile!
(Blows the earthworm's head clean off.)
(Cave starts shaking.)
Samus: CAVE IN!
-(Outside.)-
Drillfang: She should know not to rely on her explosives in a unknown environment...
Samus: S***S***S***S***! (Falling down a crevice.) MORPH BALL!
Samus: Damn that was close... Ah great! Now I'm lost! What kinda freaking lesson is that idiot teaching me anyway?! Oh well, better get moving... (Starts to walk down a corridor.)
?: SCCCCRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCHHHHHH!
Samus: The hell- OH F***!
(A group of giant worms is heading for her.)
Samus: CHARGE... (Stops.) Damn it! Can't cause another cave in!
(Worms start to circle her.)
Samus: ICE BEAM! (Freezes the lead Worm before crushing it's head.) And for you, a flame to the face! (Sets the rest on fire.) Now to get the hell out of here!
Samus: OH COME ON! (Blocked by a huge wall.) STUPID DRAGON! Well, might as well get it over with... (Starts climbing the wall.)
Drillfang: Ah, you made it in one piece!
Samus: SHUT IT. (Collapses and falls asleep.)
Drillfang: Well then, you're welcome...
*SPLASH!*
Samus: WHAT THE- (Sees Drillfang with a bucket.)
Drillfang: Hungry?
Samus: (Eating a plate of Buffalo Wings. ANGRILY.)
Drillfang: Glad I'm not those wings...
Samus: ANOTHER BEER!
-(In mall district.)-
Samus: I wanna snow cone.
Drillfang: Fine... But you're paying!